TOKYO NIGHTSLASHER ADDRESSES INTERNET SUBCULTURE WHO IDOLIZES HER-- What follows is a reprint of what was posted on an internet imageboard. We have reprinted it with the permission of the site owner and FBI investigators have verified its authenticity.
"Dear friends, Hello! Ohaaa! I'm so happy you all like me. In my old school, everyone accused me of being spacy and always telling me to get it together. But I'm not in school anymore. I am not sorry for what I did because it was just like in the dramas. I thought the FBI and SAT guys were cool, like in a TV show. But I found out what it's like to get shot, so it was worth it. I'm not going to kill anymore, because I found out what it was like. It was like bobbing for apples, or getting a bad luck charm. Too good to be true! I think the world will be a better place with all of you in it. Someone said I was exotic. Thank you. Like a pineapple. Until we heat again!
Osaka!"
FBI profilers have told us that such behavior is not unusual for serial killers who enjoy taunting the police. "She claims to have stopped the killings, only time will tell. I won't rest until she's behind bars though" FBI Special Agent Will Graham was quoted as saying.
In other news, famous bounty hunter Creighton Duke was found dead at his home earlier today. He apparently died from asphyxia by hanging. Local police have ruled it a suicide.
---....and that's the end. I'd like to break character and thank Ragathol for his fan art. But, I'm telling you, Osaka makes a believable damn serial killer.
Until we heat again....Anonymous.