The final of the Outstaring The Floorboards competition was entering a critical stage. The fact that Nyamo and Yukari had decided to stare out the stage itself was not lost on the judges. Yukari's technique of drawing an ancient Celtic rabbit design during mid-stare always gained extra points from the Scottish and Irish umpires.

Yomi advised Nyamo on where one could get gender-changing potions from Urd, while Super-Yukari flew off to battle the super-fiend Kimura, a.k.a. The Risible Man, and foil his attempts to corner the market in panty-vending machines.

Yomi memorizes the moves to the OP of Lucky Star, as an aide memoire to buy sausages later.

Nyamo got really drunk one night and ended up telling her students about the birds and the bees. That was wise, because the binge inflicted upon her a particularly severe case of amnesia. Thus, Chiyo-chan, always the best pupil, has to impart the esoteric facts of life upon her once more.

With one kick, Tomo reverses the rotation of the Earth. Sakaki must draw upon all of her half-Russian strength, just to run in place, lest she be flung backwards into deep space.

Kimura is shocked-- shocked!-- to learn that his High School Girl Pool Water has been replaced with Folger's Crystals.

After another fun-filled day at school, the girls pause by a portal to hell, and observe the tortures of the damned.

Later, they get some ice cream.

Sakaki spots a quarter on the floor.

what

Tomo very loudly asks Yomi for a boxcutter. They spend the next two years in a secret Eastern European facility, being subjected to extreme interrogation techniques.

Based on the intelligence gathered from these interrogations, the Giuliani Administration spearheads an invasion of Puerto Rico.

Unlimited saataa andagii Works.

4chan is down again.

Yukari finds herself strangely attracted to Ciel from Tsukihime.

Osaka has a rational and coherent thought.

...sorry, no, that's just too weird.

While spending her lunch break strolling contentedly about the schoolgrounds, Kaori finds herself having to deal with the utter shock of witnessing a Kagura/Sakaki 69 behind the lily plants.

>>113858
godwhy

>>113845

i lolled

Sakaki takes her amateur veterinary dentistry to a new level with a happy volunteer, but only after using sanitary linen in the place of sterilized gloves.

After much detective work, Yukari discovered that it was Rachel Handelbarz who was indeed the 'Phantom Farter', the fiend who had been terrorizing the city with 'Silent But Violents', 'Eggy Hummers' and various 'Air Biscuits' laid. She was nearby when the Phantom was about to 'drop her guts' and chalk up another victim, when she acted quickly to apprehend the rectal rotter. Yukari also concluded it was Rachel who was the source of the fart that Osaka smelled that wasn't hers, thus killing two birds with one stone.

>>113847
But...We're on Il Duce's side, aren't we?

>>113702>>113783>>113847

God help me, I fucking lol'd

>>113858

That's something I'd love to see.

The day Osaka got her Dennou glasses was the day the development of Satchii 3.0 became necessary.

Kagura just lost the game.

And so did you.