Osaka goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of her head.

Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

Osaka walks into the psychiatrist's office on stilts. She says "Can you help me? I'm afraid of the ground." The shrink thinks for a moment, then replies "Surely you mean you're afraid of heights?". Osaka says "Oh, it's not heights that kills you, it's the ground that does that."

So now the psychiatrist is seeing a psychiatrist.

Kagura went to the butchers
the other day and bet him 50000 yen that he
couldn't reach the meat off the
top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too
high."

Tomo: "Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'"
Dr: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
Tomo: "Is it common?"
Dr: "It's not unusual."

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Thread over.

>>115529

O RLY?

Police arrested Tomo for drinking battery acid and Osaka for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

>>115526
Where do you find these wacky showstoppers

>>115569
Google image search for ハリセン (harisen).

>>115565

heh, i got a giggle from that one, kudos to you Anon...

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Kimura, wearing pants made of clingfilm, goes to the psychiatrist. The shrink says 'I can clearly see you're nuts.'

Yukari walked into a bar. Nyamo ducked.

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Yukari & Shakespeare walked into a pub. The landlord said 'The teacher can stay, but the writer? You're bard.'

I swear to god I will kill you all and burn your bodies

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