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109624 No.117921  

my valentine

>> No.117923  

too early man..

>> No.117926  
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My valentine.

>> No.117927  

>>117926
Hey, a lefty.

>> No.117932  

I like to cheat on myself every once and a while with lefty. Lefty is a filthy filthy whore.

>> No.117948  
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My valentine.

>> No.117951  
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My valentine.

>> No.117952  

>>117951
You lucky dog!

>> No.117959  

>>117927
I'm not the poster you quoted, but I should point out that's not necessarily true. I'm right handed, but I learned to fap with my left so I could use a mouse. It's hard to fap with my right, because it takes so much concentration to use the mouse with my left.

>> No.117962  
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It's coming!

>> No.117963  

>>117959

That's a good point, and I wonder if the last ten years has seen a new generation of left-handed fappers.

>> No.117964  
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Damn I lol'd so hard....

>> No.117973  

>>117964
holy cow, she must have felt <i>vc: woyllly</i> after that

caption translation?

>> No.117974  

>>117973 I fail at italics ;_;

>> No.117975  
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My valentine.

>> No.117976  

>>117964

you do know that's a TRAP, right?

>> No.117977  
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if only... if only...

;_;

I am very disappointed with my accom VC:quishment with women.

>> No.117982  

>>117973

"Stress building up?"

"(Good kids, don't try this yourselves.)"

Not 100% literal, but that's the gist.

>> No.118000  

(For the record I really am left-handed.)

(Because I know you were all wondering.)

>> No.118005  
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My Valentine.......CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE

>> No.118006  

I've been left-handed my whole life.

Worked out nicely.

>> No.118008  

KILL RIGHTY

THE SOUTHPAWS WILL CONSUME THE EARTH

>> No.118009  
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my valentine '08.

>> No.118019  
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one can only vc: drum

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My valentine. I didn't get any cards or chocolates, but i received small dose of x-rays (and large dose of spam). In addition i nearly broke my leg on iced walkway. VC: hawckment, whatever that is.

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>>118009
Don't you mean that's for your valentine?

Here's mine.
It's going straight into my vc: maw

>> No.118037  

Raspberri Svenka, Mary J, and Joe Camel.

I gotta get/too drunk to dream, 'cause dreaming only makes me blue...

>> No.118038  
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Looking at today's himekuri page...
Why is this the image for Valentine's day?

>> No.118040  

>>118038
For da ladeez, of course.

>> No.118041  

>>118040
I guess we can expect the Ayase girls for March 14th then.

>> No.118042  
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My valentine.

>> No.118043  
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My Valentine's Day, like most other days.

>> No.118044  
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nope, still ronery ;_;

if only I could get in vc: chape and build some muscle...

>> No.118045  

>>118043

What is that in the wicker basket?

>> No.118046  
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>>118044
sigh -________-
if only ;_;

(sorry for saging the thread... didn't do much though)

>> No.118047  

>>118045
Croissants :3

>> No.118049  

>>118047

if it's not currently vc: inuse, can I see the mug?

>> No.118051  

>>118049
Seconded. I want one!

>> No.118052  

Oh, croissants. I had been wondering if they were some kind of Swedish snack--if so, I was going to make a run to my local IKEA store to show solidarity with you. They've got a little grocery section as well as flat-packed furniture ^_^

>> No.118055  

>>118049
>>118051
It has a print made by a friend of mine, and if you want it, you can buy it from his devart!
Very cute :3
http://www.deviantart.com/print/519061/

>> No.118057  

>>118052

D:!!!
how come my ikea never had one of those grocery sections? my friend once told me that he bought some meatballs from there, but I thought it was all in vc: jesk

but at least mine had a sweet ball pit >:3

>> No.118058  

I learned to use a mouse with my left hand so I could wank with my right. I'm fucking good at it too. I could probably impress tens of people with that skill.

Anyway, I had a great Valentine's Day. I got up at four, played guitar, watched Beavis and Butt-Head, played Pro Evo, watched Newsnight, and suddenly realised it was Valentine's Day and I was having a blast by living out the saddest stereotype of a lonely man on said day. Yeah, well, fuck you, world.

>> No.118061  

>>118057

Well, it's not very big, and obviously it's all stuff that can be canned, boxed, or frozen, but I've been to three IKEAs and they all had them. They've got, like, four flavors of herring in a jar, a concept I actually tried and liked. And yes, they definitely have the genuine meatballs.

>> No.118068  

>>117959
Man after my own heart, another follower of the Sinister School of Self-Indulgence..

>> No.118074  

My girlfriend's busy today.

Instead, we're going out for sushi this Sunday.

vc: reribe me, it'll be great.

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Mai Valentine. I have a major fetish for tomboys looking girly-girlish and ultra-feminine, ergo the pic of Kagura looking pretty in pink. I'm fantasizing about her wearing the same as Tomo in the OP; Kagura in heels, mmmmm yeah...!

>> No.118105  

>>118061
Four flavours of herring? In ONE jar? Holy crap!

On second though, I probably shouldn't have posted >>118042...too much info.

>> No.118106  

>>118105
Hey, some folks dig trucks. We're not here to judge.

>> No.118111  

>>118104
this is relevant to my interests, yes

>> No.118115  

>>118106
Haha, in before MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK.

Or, more appropriately, MY TRUCK FOR YOU IS LIKE LOVE.

>> No.118149  
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>> No.118221  

>>118115

And what does Truck rhyme with, kiddies?!

>> No.118223  

>>118221
...Duck?

>> No.118239  

>>118223

Exactly! So, Logically.. If she weighs the same as a duck, she's in love.. and therefore.. A WITCH!

>> No.118275  
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MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

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BERZERKER!!!

>> No.118277  
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO COOK SOME DUCK

>> No.118278  
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BERZERKER!!!

>> No.118279  
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MY LOVE FOR YOU IS ALARM CLOCK

>> No.118280  
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BERZERKER!!!

>> No.118281  
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAS OSAK'

>> No.118282  
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BERZERKER!!!

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>> No.118285  

(Internet Credit to http://www.geocities.com/azumangadaiohimages/home.html for a screenshot in there)

>> No.118312  

I gave up on the idea of ever finding love a long time ago. And I started hating Valentines day long before that.

In other words, if you're a hopeless romantic and love to give flowers and candy on February 14, stay the fuck away from me. I don't particularly mind, but you'll get a piece of my mind and more than likely hate me very shortly.

...Though you may hit me. All these surgeries are quite vc: kostly

>> No.118314  

>>118312

I thought this board was /azu/ not /sam/.

Get a blog.

>> No.118316  

>>118312

Oh get a grip.

>> No.118320  
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~~The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth~~

>> No.118324  

>>118314
>>118316
Better idea. Take the sticks out of your asses.

>> No.118326  

>>118312
People that say that are usually the ones that butter up when someone pushes that little "huggy, happy button", then melts with joy.

I know I am!

>> No.118327  

>>118326
Isn't there a word for that? "Tsundere", was it?

Anyway, it's very vc: shrude to go around poking your head in other peoples' business, so...

>> No.118330  

>>118324

Even better idea. Replace the spaghetti you have for a spine.

>> No.118332  
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>> No.118337  
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>>118327
...I may not be female but the idea of being Tsundere... seems appealing. Tell me more. What benefits will I receive? Is there a union to join? Will I get to meet Haruhi Suzumiya? By what factor would my strength be multiplied by when angry? Please get back to me as soon as possible.

>>118326
I'm not quite getting what you're saying. Butter up? You mean flatter? Or is it as the above posted, a reference to Tsundere-esque behavior? In truth, what I was saying was that I don't believe in love (I do believe in lesbians, however). I mean that in the same way as "I don't believe in Santa Clause," which is a proper analogy, as both are ideas planted now for the sake of capitalism. In other words, the idea that there are "soul mates," people DESTINED to be together, whose very existence gives your life meaning... is pure bullshit and only happens in Disney movies when you're surrounded by singing rodents. I believe that there is friendship. And once you've known someone long enough, you have a history with that person, which is something you can't ever lose, no matter what. (Not even behind the bed, which is where I usually lose things) Together, this can form a sense of connection and understanding that you will not likely find in anyone else, unless you also spend years upon years with them. It doesn't hurt the attraction if they're hot. This, to me, is not love, at least in the way it is mostly used. It's perfectly fine, but lacks the world-saving, enemy-destroying, life-fulfilling magical qualities that get hyped. So I don't think it's so stupid to be fed up with the fakest day of the year.

Or if you prefer, I could just make another masturbation joke.

>>118332
Don't blame me, blame my upbringing.

TL;DR VERSION: OSAKA! LOOK AT THE PRETTY OSAKA!

>> No.118342  

>>118337
Who said I was passing blame?



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