Well, I guess it is official how pathetic and sad I really am. I have just come to the realization that Azumanga Daioh is one of the very very few things between me and blowing my brains out with a Remington twelve gauge.In b4 emofag, an hero, etc.I'm fully aware just how pitiful that is.
Well, I guess it is official how pathetic and sad I really am. I have just come to the realization that Azumanga Daioh is one of the very very few things between me and blowing my brains out with a Remington twelve gauge.
In b4 emofag, an hero, etc.
I'm fully aware just how pitiful that is.
Well, all I can do is repeat Matt Groening's three reasons not to kill yourself:1.) They will make jokes about you.2.) Death lasts longer than junior high and high school put together.3.) There is no TV in Heaven. There is TV in Hell, however.
Well, all I can do is repeat Matt Groening's three reasons not to kill yourself:
1.) They will make jokes about you.2.) Death lasts longer than junior high and high school put together.3.) There is no TV in Heaven. There is TV in Hell, however.
It's true that all azu stuff is generally good like antidepressants. But the thing that got me through my emo years (almost two decades ago) is that you never know what can come, maybe your best time in life is just around the corner and it would be bad to miss it just because your brain is all over the wall. (and carpet. and bed sheets.)
Life gets better but you gotta work on it.Think of your life as a piece of art that you get to work on and never really finish.Enact the changes you want in your life.If you are too young to have as much control over your life as you want work on the changes you can like eating well so you will be healthy as an adult and work on your education so you will not have to work in a shitty job.I kinda know how you feel and when my last hours come I will ask my family to just let me watch azu on the TV while I slip away.But no dumb ending it your self, your life is precious. and on a lighter note; VC, shag
No OsakaNo life
>>119448...this hits strangely close to home for some reason.>>119454Most motivating sage I've seen in a while.
>>119448...this hits strangely close to home for some reason.
>>119454Most motivating sage I've seen in a while.
>>119455Indeed. She's my happy thought.
>>119448 >blowing my brains out with a Remington twelve gauge.That's the coward's way out. Suicide is selfish in the extreme too. I want to live as long as possible, and even though I get down sometimes, the fact I'm alive is the driving force behind my continued existence. I have too many things that interest me to make me want to not rob myself of such things via committing seppukuAs Osaka would say: 'Get a grip'.
>>119448
>blowing my brains out with a Remington twelve gauge.
That's the coward's way out. Suicide is selfish in the extreme too. I want to live as long as possible, and even though I get down sometimes, the fact I'm alive is the driving force behind my continued existence. I have too many things that interest me to make me want to not rob myself of such things via committing seppuku
As Osaka would say: 'Get a grip'.
>>119448 >blowing my brains out with a Remington twelve gauge.
>>119480Meh. We have an evolved biological imperative to live. We also have evolved biological imperatives to rape, murder, and subjugate other tribes. It's a sign of intelligence that we can transcend our instincts.There's no reason to live other than to enjoy it; if you're not enjoying it, don't keep doing it out of some sense of obligation. It's not other people that have to live your life, and you don't owe them anything.
>>119480Meh. We have an evolved biological imperative to live. We also have evolved biological imperatives to rape, murder, and subjugate other tribes. It's a sign of intelligence that we can transcend our instincts.
There's no reason to live other than to enjoy it; if you're not enjoying it, don't keep doing it out of some sense of obligation. It's not other people that have to live your life, and you don't owe them anything.
>>119489>There's no reason to live other than to enjoy itReally?
>>119489
>There's no reason to live other than to enjoy it
Really?
>>119489...crap, now I'm suicidal too.
>>119489Raspberry Heaven is painless...
Raspberry Heaven is painless...
Suicide requires far too much effort. Be patient, life will do it for you soon enough.
>>119489Ha ha yeah, okay.
>>119448Why kill yourself when there is so much left to be done?Paint your body blue and go dance in the streets naked, handing out empty rolls of toilet paper to all you come across. Get something funny tattooed on your forehead. Punch a stranger in the face, then tell them that another stranger paid you a hundred bucks to do it. Go to a grocery store and throw up on the apples. Yell as loud as you can, for as long as you can. Eat your finger, or someone else's finger. Go to the police station and confess a murder that didn't even happen. Repeat everything you are told. Repeat everything you are told. Burn some books. Headbutt an old person. Pick a random direction and just start walking.If you really are ready to die, then you should be ready to do goddamn anything.
Why kill yourself when there is so much left to be done?
Paint your body blue and go dance in the streets naked, handing out empty rolls of toilet paper to all you come across. Get something funny tattooed on your forehead. Punch a stranger in the face, then tell them that another stranger paid you a hundred bucks to do it. Go to a grocery store and throw up on the apples. Yell as loud as you can, for as long as you can. Eat your finger, or someone else's finger. Go to the police station and confess a murder that didn't even happen. Repeat everything you are told. Repeat everything you are told. Burn some books. Headbutt an old person. Pick a random direction and just start walking.
If you really are ready to die, then you should be ready to do goddamn anything.
>>119500I agree, take like by the ass and do something so "Yukari-like" that you'll remember it (and of course, some others) for the rest of your lives.
>>119500
I agree, take like by the ass and do something so "Yukari-like" that you'll remember it (and of course, some others) for the rest of your lives.
>>119501Life, not like.
>>119501
Life, not like.
>>119500I couldn't have said it any better.I could try, but I would not succeed.
I couldn't have said it any better.I could try, but I would not succeed.
>>119489You're full of shit.
>>119505And I don't know how to properly sage it seems.
OP Here:Well thank you all. This has actually been somewhat enlightening to me. I am still in that same funk, and I'm honestly not sure if I'll ever really come out of it.>>119500 how the hell did you come up with that? Sounds like something nobody should die having missed!Thanks.VC: baw ...... You all know why that's funny. If you don't.... get someone else to tell you because I really don't want to.
OP Here:
Well thank you all. This has actually been somewhat enlightening to me. I am still in that same funk, and I'm honestly not sure if I'll ever really come out of it.
>>119500 how the hell did you come up with that? Sounds like something nobody should die having missed!
Thanks.
VC: baw ...... You all know why that's funny. If you don't.... get someone else to tell you because I really don't want to.
people die all the timeno big deal
>>119543 So who's the girl in the boots?
>>119543
So who's the girl in the boots?
>>119448 There's one sure fire way of killing yourself. Sure it's slow, but it's guaranteed to work:Live.
There's one sure fire way of killing yourself. Sure it's slow, but it's guaranteed to work:
Live.
smoke and eat bacon. I heard it kills you faster
>>119549 Or the more surreal way: smoke bacon while it's still alive (i.e. a piglet in a bong).
>>119549
Or the more surreal way: smoke bacon while it's still alive (i.e. a piglet in a bong).
>>119545Looks like Revy from Black Lagoon.
>>119549I heard it sends you back in time.(Yes, I just made an Xavier reference. We all do things we aren't proud of now and then.)
>>119549I heard it sends you back in time.
(Yes, I just made an Xavier reference. We all do things we aren't proud of now and then.)
>>119558Now who's the one being naughty?
words fail me when I'm trying to express my feelings towards this thread
>>119558That took a lot of balls.However, I eat balls for breakfast.