EXTREME DOLPHINS!THESE DOLPHINS ARE FUCKING X-TREME TO THE MAX! THE ONLY HOOP THESE DOLPHINS WILL JUMP THROUGH IS YOUR ASS ON THE WAY TO RIP OFF YOUR GODDAMN HEAD!THINK DOLPHINS ARE CUTE?! THINK DOLPHINS ARE FRIENDLY!? THESE DOLPHINS ARE SO HARDCORE THAT THEY'LL SEXUALLY AND MENTALLY ABUSE EVERY CANCER-FILLED MAKE-A-WISH BRAT THAT THEY CAN GET THEIR FLIPPERS ON!SEA WORLD?! MORE LIKE SEE A WORLD OF HURT WHEN THESE HOLY SHIT EXTREME DOLPHINS FUCKING HIJACK AIR FORCE GODDAMN ONE AND FUCKING SLAM IT RIGHT INTO AIR FORCE TWO OVER THE UNITED FUCKING NATIONS!NO ONE IS DOLPHIN SAFE! TO THE MAX!
EXTREME DOLPHINS!THESE DOLPHINS ARE FUCKING X-TREME TO THE MAX! THE ONLY HOOP THESE DOLPHINS WILL JUMP THROUGH IS YOUR ASS ON THE WAY TO RIP OFF YOUR GODDAMN HEAD!THINK DOLPHINS ARE CUTE?! THINK DOLPHINS ARE FRIENDLY!? THESE DOLPHINS ARE SO HARDCORE THAT THEY'LL SEXUALLY AND MENTALLY ABUSE EVERY CANCER-FILLED MAKE-A-WISH BRAT THAT THEY CAN GET THEIR FLIPPERS ON!SEA WORLD?! MORE LIKE SEE A WORLD OF HURT WHEN THESE HOLY SHIT EXTREME DOLPHINS FUCKING HIJACK AIR FORCE GODDAMN ONE AND FUCKING SLAM IT RIGHT INTO AIR FORCE TWO OVER THE UNITED FUCKING NATIONS!
NO ONE IS DOLPHIN SAFE! TO THE MAX!
and they talk!
in b4 check out these fucking dolphins.vc:the
What's that, Flipper? OP's a faggot?
>>120125Aren't you thinking Lassie?I don't remember Flipper being much of a helper.
>>120125Aren't you thinking Lassie?
I don't remember Flipper being much of a helper.
>>120127What's that, Lassie? Flipper's a faggot?
>>120125Man fuck Flipper, dolphins are murdering scumbags.
Hippos kill more people a year than lions, tigers and alligators.
>>120142Probably because most people have the good sense to stay away from lions, tigers, and alligators.Nobody suspects the hippo.
>>120142Probably because most people have the good sense to stay away from lions, tigers, and alligators.
Nobody suspects the hippo.
>>120142Hippos can kill?
>>120181 Hippos are deadly. Seriously. They can bite a man in half (and have). http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html
>>120187Shit, you'd think they teach you about that in shcools or something.
>>120254Given how often I see it mentioned in magazines and on TV, I'd have thought that would be more commonly known. Or maybe I'm just more of a bigger zoology dork than I realize. (I think I first learned how nasty hippos are when I was around twelve, though I don't recall where.)>>120187That link also explains the reasons why I'm not a huge fan of dolphins and chimpanzees.Also ducks. A friend of mine used to raise ducks, and one of 'em was a huge pedophile who would go around raping ducklings.
>>120254Given how often I see it mentioned in magazines and on TV, I'd have thought that would be more commonly known. Or maybe I'm just more of a bigger zoology dork than I realize. (I think I first learned how nasty hippos are when I was around twelve, though I don't recall where.)
>>120187That link also explains the reasons why I'm not a huge fan of dolphins and chimpanzees.
Also ducks. A friend of mine used to raise ducks, and one of 'em was a huge pedophile who would go around raping ducklings.
>>120256 Maybe I've become broken from years of mild to moderate exposure to /b/, but I find the concept of pedoduck to be hilarious.
>>120259There's also gay necrophiliac ducks:http://www.ubersite.com/m/15590http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html
>>120187 Swans? Fuck.
>>120187 This web site is a hoot.
>>120187
This web site is a hoot.
>>120262 I discovered it through David Wong of JDATE fame. He was recently hired as an editor and writer for them.
>>120181>>Hippos can kill?Guess what animal this skull comes from?
>>120181
>>Hippos can kill?
Guess what animal this skull comes from?
>>120279>>Guess what animal this skull comes from?Pikanya-?
>>120279
>>Guess what animal this skull comes from?
Pikanya-?
>>120280
>>120279God damn I love hippo skulls.
>>120307What would you expect from the second-most intelligent species on Earth, just behind the mice?
>>120254Oh there's alot of things they don't tell you in schools... Watch QI.
>>120311That's a pretty awful book cover design.
>>120316Its ok to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings.
>>120317Or eyebrows.
>>120307 where is this from,some random made up bollocks?
>>120435Pearl Harbor
>>120599>A Thought: Tomo = Alan Davies?I, for one, would watch Tomothan Creek.
>>120599
>A Thought: Tomo = Alan Davies?
I, for one, would watch Tomothan Creek.
>>120599 >>120615 Just as Yomi is tsundere for Tomo, Stephen Fry is similarly for Alan Davies.
>>120599 >>120615
Just as Yomi is tsundere for Tomo, Stephen Fry is similarly for Alan Davies.
>>120651Stephen Fry is too nice to be tsun-anything.(vc:inome), as in 'QI-gnome'
>>120651Stephen Fry is too nice to be tsun-anything.
(vc:inome), as in 'QI-gnome'