Dear /azu/:I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison. Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.
...I'm sorry what? I wasn't listening.
>>120200Wow, haven't read that for some time, it's almost nostalgic.Anyway, Osaka thread. Because it's been a while.
>>120200Wow, haven't read that for some time, it's almost nostalgic.
Anyway, Osaka thread. Because it's been a while.
>>120200Old copypasta is ooold...>>120210Good job making the thread fail a bit less.
>>120200Old copypasta is ooold...
>>120210Good job making the thread fail a bit less.
<3
>>120213 Action Osaka!
>>120249awwwww
>>120200In other words, buzz off!
>>120200
In other words, buzz off!
Kasuga Ayumu multipass.Multipass.Multipass.MUUULLLLLTIIIIIPAAAAAAAAASS!!Miss?Multipass.
Kasuga Ayumu multipass.
Multipass.
MUUULLLLLTIIIIIPAAAAAAAAASS!!
Miss?
Send us your Osaka hentai pics
>>120278Here ya go!
>>120278
Here ya go!
>>120282 God'll get you for that, Walter.
SATA ANDAGI!!
>>120236 And perhaps a reissue of the "Origin of Oshokka" story...
>>120236
And perhaps a reissue of the "Origin of Oshokka" story...
>>120282haha, usually these things suck but this made me lol
>>120282
haha, usually these things suck but this made me lol
Sad: Osaka's name is said in only two episodes of the series, and I think in only three strips, but if you don't know it, the whole board will join me in saying GTFO.VC: inhib
Sad: Osaka's name is said in only two episodes of the series, and I think in only three strips, but if you don't know it, the whole board will join me in saying GTFO.
VC: inhib
>>120485It's uh... um.......Kusanagi Motoko?
>>120485It's uh... um....
...Kusanagi Motoko?
>>120487Good enough for me.
>>120487wow lol
>>120487
wow lol
>>120485Ayumu Kasuga FTW!!!
>>120485
Ayumu Kasuga FTW!!!
>>120551Sata Andagi goes where?
>>120551
Sata Andagi goes where?
>>120574Lies! I get no nourishment by jamming food into my car's air vents.
I was trying to think why Osaka's eyes seem so cosmic, so fundamental to existence, and my theory is that they represent hydrogen-1, with the eyeshine the electron. They also permit her appeal to be the most universal of all the Azu characters, as they can be admired even with a niqab. This would probably be a good time to mention I smoke a lot of weed, but that's OK; I suspect so does Osaka.
>>120577You lost me
>>120578My god, it's full of stars...
>>120551variations on a theme.
>>120582"I'm Osaka... and I can breathe in space!"
>>120593DYW
>>120200Sure, it's easy, with just two simple steps.Become a god.Say aloud: "Let there be Osaka". You're done!Now, for whatever reason the step number 1 seems to cause an inordinate amount of trouble for some people. To help them, I wrote a simple step-by-step walktrough/FAQ for them, but there isn't enough space here to post it.Altought you're wasting your time: everyone knows Osaka is hot for Chiyo-chan alone.
Sure, it's easy, with just two simple steps.
Now, for whatever reason the step number 1 seems to cause an inordinate amount of trouble for some people. To help them, I wrote a simple step-by-step walktrough/FAQ for them, but there isn't enough space here to post it.
Altought you're wasting your time: everyone knows Osaka is hot for Chiyo-chan alone.
>>120582 Dave...I'm afraid...
>>120674
I would have never thought of Osaka as a sexy character (cute, yes) based on the series alone, but those 3D images on the fetish board gave me a kind of funny feeling.
>>120582 >>120677 But she would think of something.A.C.Clarke in memoriam(She's always thinking of something -- just not generally the matter at hand...)
>>120582 >>120677 But she would think of something.A.C.Clarke in memoriam
(She's always thinking of something -- just not generally the matter at hand...)
>>120593Funny, 'cause I was gonna ask if we were sure Willis didn't draw >>120213. It's definitely his style.
>>120593
Funny, 'cause I was gonna ask if we were sure Willis didn't draw >>120213. It's definitely his style.
When are you going to state your problem?
Sexy? I dont know, but she DOES seem like she'd make a warm, caring girlfriend. Provided you dont mind keeping an eye on her so she doesnt wander in front of a bus or something.