Osaka should have no problem missing the ground.

>>120345

'A man's not really drunk if he can keep on the ground without holding on.'

-Dean Martin

>>120346
There was some stand up comedian on Comedy Central with a similar joke. He said his grandfather once told him while they were lying on their backs outside one night "You're not really drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off of the earth"

>>120363
As I recall, he went on to gaze up at the ceiling and say that he really missed his grandfather.

>>120363
I've had too many nights like that.

That's funny. When I drink I always slump and hit the floor.

The last time I was around drinking this happened.

(Also a drunken canoe chase through shark-infested waters. But I didn't think to bring a camera along.)

Oh yeah, and there was falling down too. Also vomiting. Down my leg.

>>120401
your heart exploded?

>>120402
No, we set a kid on fire. (I'm not in the picture, as I was holding the camera.)

>>120346
>>120363

Perhaps this saying was the inspiration for the special "Morning After Room" comedian Ernie Kovacs had built in his house: it was a normally furnished room, but with everything fastened to the ceiling (except, of course, for the light sticking up from the floor). A selected partyer who'd overdone things and passed out would be left in there to wake up the next morning...

>>120415
Thats awesome.

vc: ped

>>120418
Is that not just the cutest thing ever?

>>120420

umm, what is she saying? (pardon the translation request)

>>120466

"I ain't like that"

>>120420
That's from the scene where Tomo does her hair up and mimics Chiyo, so Chiyo takes her hair down and says "I ain't like that!"
You don't really need to know what she's saying to find that image cute though.

>>120472

Oh okay, I thought there was something more to it. Thanks.