your mom

>>121824

everyone to the left of Koiwai-san (except Yotsuba ^_^)

>>121824
This picture fails, as it does not contain Shimauu

Asagi and Fuuka...at the same time.

>>121828

the inverse of this

Everyone over 150cm

>>121838

the inverse of this

>>121838

Everyone over 150cm AND UNDER 170cm!

...you sick freak

Fuuka and Ena.

Ena. I'm no pedo, but I genuinely love her, so I could wait until she was a little older...14 or so. Asagi would be our slave. Jumbo would be our slave too, just because he wants to be with Asagi.

Ena, because I'm pedo for her.

Hey, at least I'm honest.

Fuuka, Mom, Mr. Koiwai and perhaps Jumbo if my body can take it.

>>121829
Truth.
None of them because they aren't Shimauu.
This is an enlightening vc: chawmment

I'd like to take Mom for a spin.
You can tell her husband isn't meeting her needs.

What, no Torako?

Well Fuuka's there at least.

Enna or Mom

Ena, because I'm pedo

Anything that breathes ...

>>121859 Yeah, needs moar Torako. The apathetic cigarette smoking dyke characters are so underrated.

A few more options.

>>121870 THIS JUST GOT WAY HARDER

>>121870
I just noticed that according to that chart Chiyo is taller than both Ena and Miura, despite being "small for her age." Also that I'm like four centimeters shorter than Sakaki. :(

Oh and: Fuuka, Yomi, Tomo, Sakaki, Kagura, and Nyamo. And the still-absent Torako.

All the flat chest.

ALL.

Asking which ones we'd have "sex" with makes it sound so carnal.
I'd prefer to think of it in terms of intimate physical contact (with their consent of course), and not necessarily just "sex."

>>121868

Oh, to be young again....

>>121875
FIXED

>>121880

Fixed again

why isn't there any love for Miura-chan?

her gender identity crisis is very moé

why r u all pedos?

your social identity crisis is verfffffffffffffffffffff

>>121884
I've been watching Potemayo recently, and they've just introduced a tomboy character who's very much like Miura.

>>121870

Where the hell is Yanda? Seconded on the Torako bit as well.

Either way, in the picture, I'd hit everyone except for Yotsuba, Chiyo, and Jumbo.

My first priority, however, would be Yomi, followed oh so closely by Sakaki san. If I had those two to snuggle with in my big warm bed, I don't think I'd ever have to leave.

>>121824
her dad

Torako

>>121883
I agree with this image.

>>121905
Torakosexuals unite!

(Takinosexuals?)

Fuuka! And in about ten years, Ena! I'd also be interested in seeing how Miura and Yotsuba mature. But in ten years Ena is going to be Fuuka with a better haircut.

What's with all the Fuuka lovers? The manga goes out of its way to point out that she's average at best.

Then again, it's hard to show that in manga, what with everyone being at least kinda sorta cute looking. :/

Also, Asagi for me. Damn devil-woman, teasing and tempting me...

>>121912
Personality goes a long way, man.

I don't think Fuuka's really supposed to be average. Torako said she was surprised that someone as cute as her would be rejected, while Asagi said that her look is popular with guys.

>>121911
Yeah, I'd do miura-kun should s/he retain the cuteness in later years. Unfortunately personality-wise s/he may still become the monstrous hellspawn that is Asagi.

>>121848 "I'm no pedo, ...wait until she was..14 or so"

...uh...newsflash...

>>121916
. . .

Miura. I'd rock her world!, but if she were in mine I'd have to wait till she's ready. If Woody Allen could do, then so can I.

Why her? Well, that's 15% pedo-level but she really reminds me of a good friend that suddenly disappeared one day.

>>121873

got to remember she was 12 at the end of the series

>>121916
Don't kid yourself. Any normal heterosexual man should be attracted to 14 year olds. Except for "late bloomers," they have the boobies and the curves, just not quite 100% developed yet, more like 70% for most girls. This is, of course, going by memories of 14 year old girls I knew when I was in middle school. Maybe girls you knew in your teenage years were different.

>>121912
I didn't get that impression from the manga, but if that's what it's saying, then f*ck the manga. Fuuka is one hair stylist away from being a goddess. And if she stays away from the candy and junk food, she'll only get better with age.

Personally, I just can't warm up to the acrylic beauty of Asagi. If she appeals to you, more power to ya'.

>>121939

Forget you, I love her jelly rolls and shaggy hair.

Maybe Azuma just changed the character concept, and that's why she's described as being prettier than in earlier episodes, but that's what makes her moe to me - she's silly and unperfect. An Ugly Betty, if you will.

iirc the only thing negative the manga ever says about Fuuka's appearance (as far as specific details) is that she is a little closer to chubby than the others, and specifically has chubby thighs and wears clothing that's more casual than most Japanese girls do. I suspect that her thighs are not actually that fat, but would be better described as "thick," due to the fact that her thighs are large and the rest of her body seems (relatively) slim. Thick thighs are rare among Japanese women (almost as rare as thick butts), so more people might see them as fat, where in America she might fit right in to a rap music video. I'm not saying her thighs aren't fat at all. Out of all 3 Ayase sisters, she is clearly the one with the highest body fat %, but there is probably some sheer thickness to her thighs as well. The only thing I detect which the manga has not mentioned is her simple and messy haircut, which I actually dig. It's also notable that her tits are detectably larger than Asagi's.

Also, I want to cum vc: unur eyebrows.

Asagi and Fuuka for now, maybe Ena and Miura after they ripen.

All besides Yotsuba and Jumbo

>>121947
She doesn't seem to pig out and the waist isn't the only place where you thicken if you were considered "fat", so yeah - I agree with that.

Maybe she has a thicker lower body cuz she rides her bike a lot.

Asagi-san! I don't know why there isn't more love for her. That, that hair! Sooo beautiful! and those small b-cups.... Sigh, if only I could find a girl like her in real life....

>>121955
They're called scene/club girls.
Good luck finding one giving you the time of day. Or night...

I do love their (vc:) lush and vibrant hair, though. I imagine Asagi's hair to be like Gwen Stefani's; very soft and shiny looking.

Aaaaasssssaaaaagggggiiiii

>>121956
How is Asagi like a scene/club girl?

>>121961
Appearance-wise. In California, this is particularly true.

Yanda and Daddy. And maybe Fuuka can join in.

>>121978
Koiwai maybe, Yanda no.
(Koiwai and I are remarkably similar physically, except for him being Asian and all).

Mmmmmmmmm Miura. She's so adorable.

I've always liked women in uniform.

>>122041
You do realise that's Woman Police Officer Tomo Takino there, don't you? With Police Cadet Yotsuba Koiwai getting a little recorder practice in while on patrol.

>>122009

>>122067
Fixed.

>>122071

... I don't see what you did thar.

>>122052
here's Yotsuba & Tomo-chan

>>122097
QUALITY

>>122096
He substituted "pedo" for "idiot" in the second word balloon.

>>122103
Shouldn't it be "shoutakon" instead of "rorikon"? At least if the appearance counts.

The police lady from chapter 18

I'd "violate her" lolol

>>122106

>At least if the appearance counts.

It's not what's on the outside, but rather what's inside (her pants) that counts.

>>122112
Relevant to my interests.

>>122124

Relevant to mine.

>>122112

>>You're a horrible parking violator!

Uh, I think you've got more to worry about than parking violations, lady...

>>122155
That line always struck me as odd:
駐車違反をしたあなたが悪いんでしょう
It only just occured to me that maybe she's conjecturing, as in, if he's a bad enough dude to save the president rape a cop, then "I'll bet you're a terrible parking violator!"

>>122155

Well, that's how people often talk in porn manga--not so much "oh yeah, fuck me harder" as "oh no, this is dirty..."

>>122158

Doesn't it literally translate to "You who did the parking violation are bad?"

>>122160
Yes it does, although the "deshou" at the end indicates a degree of uncertainty.

Hmm...I wonder if it's "warui" as in "fault/blame". So, "I bet you were the one who parked illegally!" or close to that. If he's bad enough to rape a cop*, he's probably the person who was behind that recent parking violation.

*How do you do strikethrough in Wakabamark, anyway? I tried testing in the Sandbox, but it wouldn't show any of my posts.

Why are we discussing the translation if we don't have the doujin?

Because it's been linked here so many times it's easy to just assume everybody does have it?

http://rapidshare.com/files/91583380/Pretty_Neighbor_Omakes_trans.rar

>>122179
To strikethrough you have to type ＾H for each character you want to strike after whatever phrase.
So strikethrough＾H＾H＾H＾H＾H＾H＾H = strikethrough

Thanks. I was typing <strike> and </strike> and some permutations thereof, but the posts simply weren't showing, and when I tried again, I got "Flood Detection" blocking my efforts.

>>122112

No litigation.

Prosecutors will be violated.

Jumbo.

Chiyo-chan