okay, Um... i need some help with the script.
Episode 3 is already written out. Episode one is about the zoo.
i'm writing it, but i just need some ideas.
So far: centered "Grue Productions Presents:"
centered "In Association with /azu/ of Wakachan.org and Chiyochan.org"
centered "Episode Three:"
centered "Yotsuba & Translations"
y "Hi daddy."
k "Oh Hi, yotsuba."
y "Whatcha doing?"
k "Translating some Doujin called <Pretty Neighbor>"
y "Whats it about?"
k "Um... Its about Neighbors, who are um... Pretty, I Guess..."
y "like Fuka?"
k "Sure."
k "Now, run along now and go watch that Dolphin's DVD that we've rented for the Umpteenth time."
y "Yay!"
centered "Earlier that Week"
k "Extreme Dolphins?"
k "Rated R for Adult Situations?"
k "What the Hell?"
y "So how about it?"
k "NO WAY CHOOSE ANOTHER ONE."
y "But they're extreme to the Max!"
y "Here, I'll recite the Commercial..."
k "But I don't want to hear-"
y "EXTREME DOLPHINS! THESE DOLPHINS ARE EFFING EXTREME TO THE MAX!"
y "You think dolphins are cute?"
y "Think Dolphins are friendly?"
y "THE ONLY HOOPS THESE DOLPHINS WILL JUMP THROUGH IS YOUR -bleep- ON THE WAY TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD!"
y "SEA WORLD? MORE LIKE SEE A WORLD OF PAIN WHEN THESE HOLY -bleep- EXTREME EFFING DOLPHINS HIJACK THE REMAINS OF THE TITANIC AND PLOW IT STRAIGHT INTO THE SMITHSONIAN!"
y "WHY?"
y "BECAUSE THEY'RE EFFING EXTREME DOPLHPINS THATS WHY!"
y "NO ONE IS DOLPHIN SAFE!"
y "TO THE MAX!"
k "......"
k "Wow, that does sound pretty awesome."
y "So can we get it?"
k "Too late."
k "While you were screaming, and it sounded like you shot a sailor, Somebody came and checked Extreme Dolphins 1 out."
k "Luckily, theres always Extreme Dolphins 2."
y "Hooray!"
Thats Episode 3 so far. Each chapter is gonna be about 1000 lines.