One of my favorite sixty seconds from the entire series. One may be short and flat, and the other tall and busty, but you will never find a more charming pair of weirdoes.
"Hanshin?""Hai." "Hanshin."Osaka x Sakaki yuri is pretty rare, isn't it?
"Hanshin?""Hai." "Hanshin."
Osaka x Sakaki yuri is pretty rare, isn't it?
Requesting link(s) to sexy Sakaki x Osaka fanfic(s).That would be vc: deshit
Requesting link(s) to sexy Sakaki x Osaka fanfic(s).
That would be vc: deshit
I don't know why, but I imagine Sakaki and Osaka would be great at fighting ghosts or solving crimes or both together, with Chiyo-chan on expository duty.
>>124024Would there be a van involved?
Here's the only Osaka x Sakaki picture I have.I read an Osaka x Sakaki yuri fic one time, but I don't much care for that pairing.
>>124028Almost certainly. And I can imagine them both on tons of weed too.
>>124028
Almost certainly. And I can imagine them both on tons of weed too.
I've seen at least one piece of OsakaXSakaki fanart, but there was also Chiyo-chan and urine involved, so... yeah. Didn't feel a lot of compulsion to save it for posterity.>>124029Suddenly I'm imagining Yomi and Tomo in a Shaggy and Scooby sort of role. Only with a lot more arguing.
I've seen at least one piece of OsakaXSakaki fanart, but there was also Chiyo-chan and urine involved, so... yeah. Didn't feel a lot of compulsion to save it for posterity.
>>124029Suddenly I'm imagining Yomi and Tomo in a Shaggy and Scooby sort of role. Only with a lot more arguing.
Zoinks!
>>124020 Osaka Hanshin Tigers
>>124020
Osaka Hanshin Tigers
>>124020 Tsutenkaku
Tsutenkaku
I haven't seen any good Osaka x Sakaki fanfics. Actually, I've only seen one, period, and it was like an unintentional parody of bad angsty fanfics, complete with such typical Japanese schoolgirl details as handguns and drug use. The premise seems so natural, though: Sakaki likes cute things, and who is more moe in the cast than Osaka? And Osaka, like the boy in that Raita doujinshi, is very bad at running.
I haven't seen any good Osaka x Sakaki fanfics. Actually, I've only seen one, period, and it was like an unintentional parody of bad angsty fanfics, complete with such typical Japanese schoolgirl details as handguns and drug use.
The premise seems so natural, though: Sakaki likes cute things, and who is more moe in the cast than Osaka? And Osaka, like the boy in that Raita doujinshi, is very bad at running.
>>124049 >The premise seems so natural, though: Sakaki likes cute things, and who is more moe in the cast than Osaka?That was the premise of the one I read. Osaka likes/admires Sakaki because of her athletic prowess and large breasts, and Sakaki thinks Osaka is adorable. Lesbianism ensues.
>>124049
>The premise seems so natural, though: Sakaki likes cute things, and who is more moe in the cast than Osaka?
That was the premise of the one I read. Osaka likes/admires Sakaki because of her athletic prowess and large breasts, and Sakaki thinks Osaka is adorable. Lesbianism ensues.
Somehow, as much as I like the idea (well, as much as I like lesbians at least), I'm just not seeing it for some reason. I think there's something about Sakaki's quiet, softspoken nature, not to mention Osaka's spacy habits, that kinda makes it difficult for me to picture the two lezzing out at one another.Maybe secretly schlicking to eachothers' photographs, but not outright lezzing out.
Somehow, as much as I like the idea (well, as much as I like lesbians at least), I'm just not seeing it for some reason. I think there's something about Sakaki's quiet, softspoken nature, not to mention Osaka's spacy habits, that kinda makes it difficult for me to picture the two lezzing out at one another.
Maybe secretly schlicking to eachothers' photographs, but not outright lezzing out.
Honestly, none of the girls are likely to actually be lesbians, so the only ero fanfics that have realistic pairings are the ones involving an OC...or Kimura-sensei... The only lesbian pairing that is remotely believable is Kaorin x Chihiro. And it would have to take place like a year after graduation, so Kaorin had time to let love for Chihiro replace her obssession with Sakaki.My point is, don't worry too much about whether the pairing is realistic or not and just fap.
Honestly, none of the girls are likely to actually be lesbians, so the only ero fanfics that have realistic pairings are the ones involving an OC...or Kimura-sensei... The only lesbian pairing that is remotely believable is Kaorin x Chihiro. And it would have to take place like a year after graduation, so Kaorin had time to let love for Chihiro replace her obssession with Sakaki.
My point is, don't worry too much about whether the pairing is realistic or not and just fap.
I admit it's kind of hard to picture Osaka x Sakaki. I like it in the abstract, because even though they're such physical contrasts, they're the two strangest members of the cast. It's hard to make chemistry with noble gasses. Perhaps if we could start modestly, with some fan art of them getting a little mushy.Unlike Tomo x Yomi (whom I envision having a closet full of gear, like Inspector Clouseau), I can't picture Osaka with sex toys; she can barely break a pair of chopsticks correctly. I do picture her making a lot of surrealistic remarks about Sakaki's pussy, which will probably only add to the towering sex bomb's embarrassment.
I admit it's kind of hard to picture Osaka x Sakaki. I like it in the abstract, because even though they're such physical contrasts, they're the two strangest members of the cast. It's hard to make chemistry with noble gasses. Perhaps if we could start modestly, with some fan art of them getting a little mushy.
Unlike Tomo x Yomi (whom I envision having a closet full of gear, like Inspector Clouseau), I can't picture Osaka with sex toys; she can barely break a pair of chopsticks correctly. I do picture her making a lot of surrealistic remarks about Sakaki's pussy, which will probably only add to the towering sex bomb's embarrassment.
Ah! I have some OsakaxSakaki fanart! But for some reason my piece of shit computer is not allowing me to post anything...goddamn I hate my computer.
>>124002 AYUMU KASUGA
>>124002
AYUMU KASUGA
>>124033 Tangentially related, but with the Tigers mentioned, I had to dig this out (hasn't been on the board in a while...)
>>124034 Yeah... come to think of it, Sakaki probably kind of reminds Osaka of Tsutenkaku...
Even though I don't get it, it's very cute. Come to think of it, that's also a one-sentence description of Osaka.
Even though I don't get it, it's very cute.
Come to think of it, that's also a one-sentence description of Osaka.
>>124141 The joke is that Osaka starts singing the Hanshin Tigers anthem, but quickly digresses into a medley of Osaka regional commercial jingles. As the bottom note says, she was obviously paying more attention to the commercials than the game.
>>124142You see, seeing as spaced out as Osaka is, she's not even likely to be paying attention to the game itself, and far more interested in the adverts, the melodies of which she relays in the comic, having memorized them all by heart because she hasn't been paying attention to the game. That's the joke.>>124139Needs moar Timotei.
>>124142You see, seeing as spaced out as Osaka is, she's not even likely to be paying attention to the game itself, and far more interested in the adverts, the melodies of which she relays in the comic, having memorized them all by heart because she hasn't been paying attention to the game. That's the joke.
>>124139Needs moar Timotei.
>>124082NO U.
>>124082
NO U.
>>124139Oh Osaka. Your innocent sillyness makes me happy and your non-canonical brutality makes me glad you're not really like that.
>>124139 It's probably nothing to brag about, but this reminded me of that Hard Gay song. (No, the other one.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwT2hq9dLATo VC: bude nářez...
>>124139 It's probably nothing to brag about, but this reminded me of that Hard Gay song. (No, the other one.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwT2hq9dLA
To VC: bude nářez...
>>124199 (Rated 15+ for verbal profanity. I am not a VC: thierf.)