Yotsie wants YOU to vote for Obama!
RON PAUL
YES WE CAN
I'm Canadian. The only vote that matters to me right now is if the Ranger LIVES or DIES.
>>125327Yotsuba doesn't understand American politics! Stop putting words in her mouth, you snake.Vote Chiyo!
>>125327
Yotsuba doesn't understand American politics! Stop putting words in her mouth, you snake.
Vote Chiyo!
>>125335She understands that a Black man in the White House would be BLACK and WHITE! Therefore, cute.
>>125335
She understands that a Black man in the White House would be BLACK and WHITE! Therefore, cute.
>>125335CHIYO FOR 08!AMERICA HAS A NEW VOICE!!
CHIYO FOR 08!
AMERICA HAS A NEW VOICE!!
No way, bub!This is Chiyo country!
>>125329 >RON PAULWho?
>>125329
>RON PAUL
Who?
Attention: Lady Kasuga Ayumu has been re-elected ruler of the Global Empire of Osaka by the electoral board. Any criticism of this decision will result in a deduction of 10 ration units. A short ceremony will be held in Osaka Sector 012, following the work cycle of that sector.
>>125348 Exactly... theres a conspiracy against him >.> no one wants us to know who he is.
GWB for third term!
>>125362FAIL GET
>>125362Those damn globalists are everywhere!
Remember the masses of the world march with Chairperson Chiyo-chan! They stand with her and support Chiyo-chan Thought.Education Commissar Osaka would reject any attempt to overthrow our glorious Chairperson!This is just another example of lying, nasty, icky Yukari-ist and Tomo-ist revisionism!Forward with Chiyo-chan!
Remember the masses of the world march with Chairperson Chiyo-chan! They stand with her and support Chiyo-chan Thought.
Education Commissar Osaka would reject any attempt to overthrow our glorious Chairperson!
This is just another example of lying, nasty, icky Yukari-ist and Tomo-ist revisionism!
Forward with Chiyo-chan!
>>125363I'd rather have Yukari running the place.
>>125363
I'd rather have Yukari running the place.
We all know who should win! Vote early and vote often!
>>125351I, for one, welcome our new Osakan overlord....
>>125351
I, for one, welcome our new Osakan overlord....
Actually Chiyo isn't eligible to be an american president, because she is not american born.You have to be:43, American Born.
Actually Chiyo isn't eligible to be an american president, because she is not american born.
You have to be:43, American Born.
Sing it with me now!We're all living in ChiyolandChiyoland, it's sugoi!(to the tune of Rammstein's Amerika)
Sing it with me now!
We're all living in ChiyolandChiyoland, it's sugoi!(to the tune of Rammstein's Amerika)
>>125445so, she could use her brilliant mind and find a loophole,. or at least organize and over throw of the senate.
>>125445
so, she could use her brilliant mind and find a loophole,. or at least organize and over throw of the senate.
>>125447Better not. I'd be unhappy to see some unpleasant, deniable character plug little Chiyo in the brain for her ambition.Politics is the arena for very serious, very vile men. Keep Chiyo away.
>>125447
Better not. I'd be unhappy to see some unpleasant, deniable character plug little Chiyo in the brain for her ambition.
Politics is the arena for very serious, very vile men. Keep Chiyo away.
Chiyo is young enough that there's time to change the Constitution. And she's cuter than Schwarzenegger.
>>125445Actually it's 35y/o with 14 years of residency.
>>125459You missed one, which is that you also have to be a natural born American citizen. The 14 years rule is there to prevent people who've been away for too long from running.
>>125459
You missed one, which is that you also have to be a natural born American citizen. The 14 years rule is there to prevent people who've been away for too long from running.
>>125327GTFO O-fag
GTFO O-fag
HOPECHANGELESS EXPERIENCE THAN DUBYATHULSA DOOM
HOPECHANGE
LESS EXPERIENCE THAN DUBYA
THULSA DOOM
I may be an Obamafag, but these politics need to GTFO my /azu/.People replying with jokes: good job. Which field does sage go in? There's no email field.
I may be an Obamafag, but these politics need to GTFO my /azu/.
People replying with jokes: good job.
Which field does sage go in? There's no email field.
>>125512 sage always goes in all fields
Yotsuba is neither american nor plans to become one. Live with it.
>>125445 It's never said where Chiyo was born - there's no reason why she might not have been born on US soil when her parents were away on a trip, perhaps to Hawaii! Or even the continental US - well, why not? I say she was, so VOTE CHIYO for PRESIDENT. If not this time round, then next!
>>125526She doesn't seem to be Japanese either, as she's referred to as a "foreigner" at times. Where was Koiwai when he stole her away into the night? Hmm..
>>125526
She doesn't seem to be Japanese either, as she's referred to as a "foreigner" at times. Where was Koiwai when he stole her away into the night? Hmm..
>>125532> Where was Koiwai when he stole her away into the night? Hmm..Hmm...
>>125532
> Where was Koiwai when he stole her away into the night? Hmm..
Hmm...
>>125528 Excellent point, but we still have to wait until she's thirty-five - - which seems to be a recurring thing with her. Any benefit we get from Chiyo only comes when she's older.Board pedos excluded, of course.
>>125528 Excellent point, but we still have to wait until she's thirty-five - - which seems to be a recurring thing with her. Any benefit we get from Chiyo only comes when she's older.
Board pedos excluded, of course.
>>125537What if we're all trapped in the mountains and starving to death, and she was killed in the crash?Or are you lumping cannibals in with pedophiles? You bigot?
>>125537What if we're all trapped in the mountains and starving to death, and she was killed in the crash?
Or are you lumping cannibals in with pedophiles? You bigot?
Everyone knows that Yotsuba favors a communist dictatorship.
>>125598How insidious! Brainwashing via milk!
>>125604milk ..cows WE'RE ON TO SOMETHING
>>125604milk ..cows
WE'RE ON TO SOMETHING
>>125536 I encountered this when I first visited /Azu/ but since I had no knowledge of Yotsuba& at that time I blanked it, and had since forgotten all about it. Of course, NOW it makes perfect sense! SAVED!
>>125351Osaka is Friend Computer?
Osaka is Friend Computer?
>>125741Oh ho, you got me! Well done citizen!Please report to Bio-waste Incinerator #16 for your special chocolate rationing in 10 minutes.Failure to Comply will result in Termination.
>>125741
Oh ho, you got me! Well done citizen!
Please report to Bio-waste Incinerator #16 for your special chocolate rationing in 10 minutes.
Failure to Comply will result in Termination.
>>125742 GLaDOS? Is that you?
>>125363I think I just threw up a little. . . In my soul.
>>125743That information is not available at your security clearance Infared, Have a nice day.
>>125747Stay Happy
>>125747Wait. How did he even know about a piece of information above his security clearance?You're vc:deod, son.
>>125747
Wait. How did he even know about a piece of information above his security clearance?
You're vc:deod, son.
Osaka's Spurious Logic skill is quite high.