One of the more prominent NPCs in Azumanga... what IS her name?

She only appears in the credits as "girl" or "girl 1" or similar.

>>19888 Ah... she's a
1)Nonperson.
2)Nobody.

Take 1) if you're me or 2) if you've played Kingdom Hearts 2.

I call her "Handlebars".

>>19890 'Cause of her prominent olde-tyme handlebar moustache?

Can't believe I didn't think of that...

I call her Rachel. She looks like one to me.

<3 Female Student A

Rachel is a North Korean spy...you all know that don't you?

>>19904 We remember.

How can we forget? Especially with that choreographed submachine gun duel set to Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better." Super Agent Sakaki FTW.

>>19886 Oh, and--Yukari's doin' the Spooky Wiggle-Wave! Hoorah!

?

>>19923

After Rachel is run over by a car (and/or loses a fight with Sakaki, depending) her brain is intact, but her body is ruined beyond function. A maverick neurosurgeon transplants her brain into a state-of-the-art bionic body.

Unfortunatley, the interface between brain and body is based on Windows Millenium Edition.

>>19930 It can be both. The gunfight happens in the midst of a ritzy high-rise; when Sakaki finally defeats Rachel, she plummets out of the building in a hail of gunfire, crunches onto the streets below, and is whammed by a car.

Her puissant cyborg body gives her uncanny reflexes, deadly accuracy, and the power to snipe with any weapon with the speed and ease of pointing and clicking at a target.

However, her ... shall we say, -unreliable- O.S. makes her prone to dramatic lurches, allowing Sakaki to lock her in a judo strike whilst Kagura slaps a white phosphorous det patch on Rachel's back.

Blammo!

They showed her more then Chihiro. She should have been a character.

>>19960 They showed Maya more than Chihiro. Rachel really got shafted, din' she?

Lol thats like her name now. Rachel. I like it.

/r/ Rachel guro, Rachel cruelty, or Rachel porn...

sike

>>20034 See, those come later.

First we must establish her.

THEN comes the fanpr0n.

Can her name at least be Rachel Handlebars?

>>20038
PERFECT!

>>20038
I will allow this only on the condition that her surname of handlebars be written as Handelbarz. That way it looks realistic and Germanic.

e.g. Rachel Handelbarz

So here's what we have on Rachel Handelbarz so far:

She's secretly a North Korean spy
She enjoys sad songs at midnight and rainy days
She's ambidextrous
She speaks EXCELLENT Japanese(She's N. Korean remember?)
She's a demon in the sack, ESPECIALLY doggystyle
She collects Fabrege' eggs.
Her favorite book is the Wind in the Willows
Her favorite music is technotrance
Her favorite TV Show is What's Happening
Her favorite movie is Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Rachel Handelbarz GO!

Lol OMG this is all so classic.

Because of this, she is now my favorite character. Even though shes never there.

In celebration of Miss Handlebarz's induction, I would like to see a full complement of Rachel wallpapers, livejournal icons, image macros, AIM icons, and other Handlebarz doodads that I can liven up my computer with.
I want to see YTMNDs, people. And glorious looped flashes.

>>20057 We shall show the world the fullest extent of her mercy.

>>20057

>>20092
just shown up on 4chan /b/. Good goin guys rock on

The power of fans gone insane...

>>20035

The Handlebarzpr0n MUSt already exist. What is it, Rule 43?

So this thread just up and decided to name a character

True internet in the making

Brilliant, truly