Yomi make me pitch a tent in my trousers!

Yomi striking a dramatic finger-pointing pose of her own choosing.

vc - bigement (Yomi possesses surprising Bigement in the bra region)

Does this mean Tomo gets to play Hed(l)ey Lamarr?

Sheriff Yukari: Are we awake?

Osaka: We're not sure. Are we...Asian?

Yukari: Yes, we are.

Osaka: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

>>89749

Tomo: Well, then, how about we (whispers in Yomi's ear).
Yomi: Please, baby! I am NOT from Havana!

Oh Yomi, Yomi, Yomi, Legs, Yomi, Yomi...

What did you expect? Good morning Sensei? Please take care of me? Teach me well? You've got to remember that these are simple high-schoolers. These are people of the city. The common clay of the new Japan. You know...Bonkuras...

>>89749

Yomi: 'Land, land: see snatch.'

...I'll get my schnitzengruben.

Yomi: 'My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapour of invention.'
Tomo: 'Ditto.'
Yomi: '"Ditto"? "Ditto"?! You provincial putz!'

>>89812

Just what flavor are those pink flowery Kit-kats anyway? They only come in regular chocolate here in the states (and white chocolate for awhile, but I think they discontinued those).

Yukari: The way you lollygaggin' around here during P.E., you'd think it was 120 degrees outside! Cain't be much more than a hunnerd an' fourteen!

(Chiyo collapses in the heat)

Yukari: Dock that Chiyo a letter grade for nappin' on the job!

Kaorin: Is it true how they say that you people are... gifted?
...
Kaorin: Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

>>90024
「キットカットさくら風味」( ~sakura-fuumi )
"Kit-kat cherry-flavor"
It's for those poor students who have to
face school-entrance exam...

These /azu/ Saddles quotes are killing me!

Sakaki: You're my guest, Kaorin, and I'm your host. What do you want to do?
Kaorin: I don't know... play chess... [censored]...
Sakaki: Let's play chess.

Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening during our school trip. Castles visited. Souvenirs bought. Buffets looted. Scuba dove and sea cucumbers thrown. Now the time has come to act and act fast. Sata Andagi...

>>90031

I guess this is now a "Blazing Saddles" thread. And why not.

Rachel: 'They lose me right after the bunker scene.'

Yukari: 'Qualifications?'

Tomo: 'Rape, murder, arson, and rape.'

Yukari: 'You said rape twice.'

Tomo: 'I like rape.'

FX: *Choruses of Farts, Bottom Burps, Trouser Trumpets, 'Bronx Cheers', Anal Accompaniments, Rectal Retorts & general shirt-flap rippers all round:

Tomo: How 'bout more beans, Yukari-sensei?'?
Yukari: [fans her textbook in the air] 'I'd say you had enough!'

Kagura: I better go check out this Kamineko character.
Sakaki: Oh no, don't do that.
Kagura: Why not?
Sakaki: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

>>89803
Tomo: God darnit, Yomi, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Kimura: Hey, where the white women at?

>>90036
Do they have a white chocolate flavor for White Day

>>90131

>Do they have a white chocolate

Yes they do. And more...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kat

>>90134
Wow, the Japanese are obsessed with Kit-Kats? I find it amazing that of the dozens and dozens of flavors on there, the vast majority appear to be "Limited edition-Japan." Like I said, in the US all we have are plain chocolate. We had white chocolate and "Big Kat" for ahwile, but they discontinued those.

>>90146
Check this out...
http://kitkat.jp/product_exhokkaido.html

>>90146
Those Big Kats were a goddamn rip-off. They cost the same as a Kit Kat, but had half as much substance.

>>90146

I don't know about where you live, but I (in Rochester, NY) just got some white chocolate KitKats from the corner store today.

>>90237

Must be a test market situation. The only Kit Kats in this neck of the world (Columbus, OH) are brown.