Oh, really?

Don't put all your chips on the in-between chapter pictures in volume 2, kthx.

No. No. Just... no. No.

Wrong. You're so wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong.

Lack of evidence of heterosexuality is not evidence of homosexuality. And your innate assumptions of an either/or situation (The classic logical fallacy of "false dillema") shows you are not to be trusted in any endeavor where thought and analysis are required.

Good DAY sir.

I would certainly like them all to be lesbians, as the options otherwise are a.) some minor male character, none of whom are ever built up personality wise, or b.) Kimura. I suppose option C.) furious masturbation, would also be fine. A little known fact, by the way, is that when Osaka masturbates--and only when she masturbates--she gasps and moans out things that actually make sense.

>>92061 I think this thread topic is off schedule. When was the last time we had one? Could someone let me know on that? I'll go check the timers and see if they tripped early or something. Thanks.

>>92073
...I'm never going to masturbate again.

And you can always assume that the males in a.) also have insane, quirky, and lovable personalities, but no boobies. We just don't get to OBSERVE these instances of male-Tomo groping male-Kagura in jealousy before male-Yomi shoves male-Tomo's face into a locker. Meanwhile male Sakaki and male Chiyo are looking at the clouds peacefully while male Osaka also observes but is thinking about sloths before falling asleep.

>>92076

what

>>92076

Reading your insightful speculations, it occurred to me that someone must have drawn a lineup of what the Azu cast might look like if they were boys. Then it would be all females posting to this board with their filthy thoughts, instead of us Y-chromes, as Ropponmatsu II would say.

I think Tomo x Osaka works better because of their general campaniable nature towards one another and how their nonsense combines.

>>92086
I have a picture of the /azu/ cast, but with penises. Not that you see them, mind you, but their overall appearance has been altered to accompany this fact. Sadly, it's not on this PC, but I will look for it and upload it when I can, if I feel loving.

>>92078
Yes

>>92061
your a moron, while i read plenty of girl girl azu fics, your reasoning is about as sturdy as a building made entirely out of stacked cards.
phwuh clatter

>>92086

ladies, start your fanfiction

>>92111
...
...
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I'd still hit it.
Every last one of them (well, still not Chiyo)

>>92111

Needs more work on the faces. Also, >>92112 is seconded.

First thing in the morning, and this? Oh mai gaah.

>>92111

>>92122
Yes, this is the one I meant.

Oh God, I'm turning gay for all of them.

>>92122

Only gay for Man-Sakaki.

>>92123

in my country they push a brick wall on top of you for doing this thing

>>92134
And in Soviet Russia, they push YOU on wall. What's your point?

>>92137

we find you and push the brick wall on you :)

He should have a brick wall pushed on top of him just for making one of those stupid Soviet Russia jokes

>>92111
>>92122

These pictures make me so confused inside...

>>92122

Tomo: I wish my dick was as big as sakaki's! grabs

I suppose I should be glad there aren't any reverse gender Nyamo, Yukari, Kimura, Kimura's wife, Kaorin, Chihiro, Oyama, boy Nyamo, and Rachel Handlebarz...

>>92122

What would be the closest male equivelant names?

I don't think any of the girls are lesbians in the context of the story but that won't prevent me from enjoying my Tomo/Yomi.

>>92166
There's nothing wrong with enjoying a little lesbian eroticism for eroticism's sake, it's only when that fantasy extends beyond fantasy to reality and you begin to believe it.

Look at yaoi fangirls.

>>92142
NO U

>>92147
...I, too, am curious as to the length and girth of male-Sakaki's genitalia.

Of course, this brings us back to double standards.
Girls groping each other? Hot.
Guys touching? Gay.

...I'm not saying I'm particularly looking to live this scenario, just...

>>92168

>Of course, this brings us back to double standards.

Never invite standards at the party.

I don't really think any of the girls are lesbians in the story, not even Kaorin, fully, I just like to pretend a few of them are because it's so cute and it works really well if you suspend disbelief a little. Still, fancanon and real canon are not the same thing.

...isn't the OP post just a copy-paste that gets posted every other month or so? It sounds familiar. Where'd he get KaorinxChihiro from? That's a pairing I like, but it was never indicated in the show or book in any way...

>>92176
I don't know, I kind of got the impression Chihiro was into Kaorin just a little. (Kind of in the same way you get the feeling Tomo is into Yomi, or Kagura is into Sakaki, not blatant, but still there).

>>92168

>...I, too, am curious as to the length and girth of male-Sakaki's genitalia

Well here's a futa-Sakaki. Not quite a male, but the important part is still there.
http://fetish.iiichan.net/src/1178169143690.png (NSFW)

>>92176

Yeah, and Kimura doesn't really like high school girls, fully.

>>92181
...touché.

>>92181
Well I don' think he would get married and have a kid if he only liked highschool girls.

>>92183

Yeah... talked myself into a corner there, didn't I?

Not to mention Nyamo used to have a boyfriend

>>92168

I'm sure Sakaki would still have to stand three centimeters back in a race.
Would Kimura be female or homosexual?

>>92111
tomo and osaka still look like girls to me.

>>92213
Hell, he'd probably have to stand at least 3 inches back in a race.

>>92183
what if Kimura met his wife when SHE was a high-school girl?

>>92237

Then he was a high school boy (I doubt he's that much older than his wife).

>>92241
Everyone was high school boy once. Some people just stay true to their desires for the rest of their life.

>>92154

The Internet is like that genie from the movie Wishmaster, except you don't even have to make a corruptible wish; all possible bad outcomes already exist. Still, this pic has been cropped for sanity's sake -- they're only trying to touch their toes, but the swimsuits don't entirely cover bits they should.

from first Azu doujin link here: http://moeroshop.net/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=14_50

>>92213

>Would Kimura be female or homosexual

Both.

oh, and just in case: the link above is technically worksafe (Nyamo/Yukari are on another page), but it's probably not the sort of thing you'd want people to see you looking at at work.

>>92251

the scrote

the scrote

>>92251
You've seen it, you can't UNSEE IT!

>>92251
Ouch. At this rate I'll run out of my Xanax before tomorrow.

>>92245

Oh wow. I didn't know they were actual doujins. XD

>>92251

Are these not on rapidshare or mega upload?

>>92251

Front cover

VC: bust

>>92122
If man-Yomi would have a little goatee he'd look exactly like my english teacher.

>>92068
False Dilemma?

Firstly, you mean 'False Dichotomy'.

Secondly, when you're talking about membership in a set, it is by definition a dichotomy. You're either in a set or out of one. So you can either be a member of the set of people who are lesbians, or not. The only possible way you could argue false dicotomy is if you were to say that the definition of 'lesbian' is ambiguous. Which I suppose it is.

The fallacy of the false dichotomy is when you posit a question to which there are more than two answers, but you allow for only two.

The classic example of a false dicotomy is 'have you stopped beating your wife', to which there are at least four answers: 'yes, I have stopped beating my wife', 'no, I haven't stopped beating my wife', 'I never started beating my wife', and 'I don't have a wife'.

>>92359
I believe that was the term I meant, however, I have heard it summarized as the argument of false dillema. Whatever.

In any case, I still say that this is such a case. The lesbians or !lesbians argument is too vague. For example, could not SOME of the group be lesbians, and some not? If Tomo were gay for Yomi, must Yomi be gay for Tomo? The OP offers 2 choices: All the girls are lesbian, the girls are not lesbians (suggested by the title "...are ALL lesbians")

Similarly, this leaves out the idea of bisexuality. And let's not forget, asexuality. In Chiyo's case, she's too young to really grasp sexuality, anyway. Or, we could go with a more realistic option: "Unknowable"

Since we can't see inside the heads of people who don't exist, and since we did not witness any scenes involving their romantic contemplations, it is impossible to know if they even have any.

And to the thread in general, what about Nyamo's sex talk? It was obviously about girl on guy, and the girls ALL seemed interested. She was, presumably, speaking on heterosexual intercourse, causing lots of blushing. Does this not demonstrate some evidence to heterosexuality? Is this argument as baseless as the lesbian side?

>>92373

There is no proof Nyamo was talking about boy/girl stuff. For all we know she was telling the girls about all those yaoi fantasies she has.

Then again, maybe she talked about every single girl she's gone down on since college.

Really, who knows?

>>92375

OK, so there's plenty of proof she may have started out talking about boy/girl stuff. She may still have wandered drunkenly towards other territories.

One part of me wishes to engage in a logical, reasoned debate about the possible lesbian orientation of the characters. Another part simply wishes to assume this a priori and proceed to masturbate.

vc: milk naturally

>>92373
I'd totally blush at (or at least react to) explicit sex talk of any gender-orientation.

>>92373
Technically (and I feel like such a math geek for observing this) "The girls in Azumanga Daioh are all lesbians" has only two possible truth values: Either they are all lesbians (true), or absolutely anything else is the case (false).

Or, to be slighty more formal, "not(all P is a q)" is not the same as "all P is (not a q)".

>>92385
Actually, I was going to bring math proofs into this...

Like... P if Sakaki is lesbo
Q if tomo is...
R if Yomi... etc.

Then logically, the statement "All the girls are lezbo" is equivalent to P && Q && R && S && T... etc. Every value must be true or the whole equation is false. I think that's a very poor equation...

And maybe I'm only arguing this because I'm just not into lesbians. I don't get it...

>>92385 There is, however, the silent assumption that the characters in Azumanga Daioh are girls...

Actually, I've thought it over and I don't wanna go there.

>>92373

I understood the concept of sex at age 7 and the details at age 10, although I didn't get around to actually doing it for another 11 years.

>>92395

Yeah, but how close were you to settling on a sexual orientation?

If you were like any other 11 year old, you'd probably be whacking off to whatever you could get your hands on, and using as an insult the term 'gaylord'.

>>92397

Well, first I didn't start whacking off until I was 12 (almost 13), but I was always thinking about girls. Gay people didn't even occur to me; I grew up in a fairly small town and I can't ever remember knowing anyone gay while I was there. (I found out a few years after I graduated that a guy I had known in high school was gay, and looking back I probably should have suspected it.) The first time I even was aware gay people existed was when I was watching the 1992 Democratic Convention and there was some gay rights guy giving a speech.

>>92413
So you see my point?

I've had a very similar adolescence to you, but now alternate between bi, straight, and a. When I were young, girls were the default, as I didn't know any different.

>>92427
Totally in character too

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>>92434

Wow. I feel awkward. I don't remember when I learned gays existed, but I'm sure it was really early. But I never cared much about gender, anyway, so I didn't see what people had against it.

And I didn't start masturbating until 16, almost 17. So, here I am at 20, and my sexual orientation is "uhhh, lol, i dunno." I'd need to be capable of making friends before I worried about getting that far.

The only reason I can think of to dislike lesbians:
One more lesbian is one less heterosexual girl, therefore decreasing my chances of ever not being a virgin.
;_;
In all seriousness, lesbians = ok. Same with the Lebanese. And landlubbers.

http://bluecorgi23.deviantart.com/
corgi23's really improved...

thats funny lol ^_^
considering when osaka asks "but do y'all have boyfriends to show it off too?" they just stay quiet then walk away and ignore her question lol!
though nyamo and yukari do show interest,
i would say that considering the question osaka made she is definetly strait.
i think over all, their just young and un interested.
and in the log book that some of the single disks come with, the director says "sakaki is very popular among the girls who still find boys yucky"

oops, sorry for the none spaced out paragraphs and such, i copied and pasted that form a post that i deleted -_- HERES ANOTHER FREE PICTURE! YAY!

whats that miss kasuga is looking at?!

LESBIAN lol, 0_o (condradicts what i just said)

>>92462

I'm still trying to reconcile all the lesbian fanart with her membership in the Deviantart Republicans.

>>92466

Well, Dick Cheney's daughter is lesbo-Republican, which is why he isn't as anti-gay as many in his party (although he gets mad when people suggest his family issues are also political--which I think is unreasonable, considering he's one of the most powerful members of a party that denies legal equity to people like his daughter).

Koichan--serious business.

>>92451

You know, Osaka is the kind of person who, upon hearing about Tomo and Yomi, would go over to them in class and ask, "So, how are things in Beirut?"

>>92479

...get your coat.

Related Factoid: Don't tell Sakaki about this, but in Lebanon, beastiality is legal - but only if the animal is of the opposite gender. So good news for Maya (remember the pic of them in the bath? [Maya: 'I'm in ur cleavage, humping your bewbs!']).

meh, people just want to think they're lesbians to fulfill their desires and fantasies

>>92450
I learned about gays when I first saw Police Academy.
Me dad was all "Lol, it's a gay bar!", and I asked "What is gay?".
"It's men that only date other men."
Made perfect sense to me.