>>184739
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Beats the fuck out of me, man. Maybe it's because Kags has bigger tits but idk. I'm a Sakaki/Kaorin fan myself. Kags/Sakaki is so easy to find, but most of the Kaorin pr0n I find involves Kimura somehow. Even some shots with Sakaki in them involve Kimura. Bleh.

>>184740

Kaorin's still got a decent rack, though.

Because Kaorin's English voice is the most annoying thing ever created.

Kagura/Kaorin is the perfect pairing.

-They're both obvious lesbians (as compared to the probably straight Sakaki).
-They can both just think of Sakaki when they eat each other out.
-Kaorin has a pretty obvious thing for fit girls.

>>184741
For that matter, the only picture with Mrs. Kimura I can find also has Kaorin in it (not to mention Mr. Kimura).

I root for Chihiro x Kaorin.
Chihiro seems like she's waiting for Kaorin to give up pursuit of Sakaki, and then snatch her up on the rebound.

Sakaki/Kaorin doesn't work for me because from everything I see it's completely one-sided. It's all Kaorin obsessing over Sakaki, while Sakaki barely even seems to notice her. So them suddenly hooking up makes zero sense to me.

Not that I'm a diehard Sakaki/Kagura shipper or anything, but that at least makes a little more sense as far as I'm concerned.

>>184766

Who said it had to be consentual?

>>184759
Then you haven't looked very hard.

I liked that one fanfic where Kaorin and Kagura hooked up in the end while Sakaki went to molest Chiyo.

You know, the one with the dickgirls.

Shipping arguments, in my /azu/?

With that said, I'd much rather start a thread each for Sakaki/Kaorin stuff and another for Sakaki/Kagura stuff than waste time complaining about it.

vc: chi

>>184800
I don't see anyone arguing.

My favorite pairing happens to be Kagura and Osaka.

(Prepares for the broken bottles thrown in his direction.)

>>184894
I'LL KILL YOU!!!

>>184898
NO YOU WON'T!!!

>>184904
OKAY YEAH PROBABLY NOT!!!

I MEAN I'D HAVE TO FLY OVER THERE AND EVERYTHING AND IT'D BE REALLY EXPENSIVE!!!

>>184906
IT WOULD, ALL FOR A SHIPPING ARGUMENT!!!

>>184762

>>your post

oh god, chihiro is a 'nice girl' tm ;-;

>>184796
never heard of t..

>>dickgirls

SOURCE NAO

as for me, I'd vc:wade through dog shit for a decent chiyo/tomo fanfic.

>>184746
Coming from someone who liked the dub, Chihiro's voice was a lot worse, IMHO.

>>184997
http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600020605

>>185016
Looking back now, the final chapter seems to be an alternate ending. The one I was talking about is chapter 11.

>>185016
...WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST SIT DOWN FOR A HALF HOUR AND READ THAT WHOLE THING

JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE NOW, SHIT

vc: tude

>>184894
Well, I suppose, Kagura's got no reservations about showing Osaka the merchandise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZGPQ6eJRZ4

>>185070
Osaka seems very interested too.

I'm not like your normal annoying shipper. I keep to myself, and don't try to fool anyone or myself into thinking the series was hinting at that all the way through, and that I was the only one that noticed. That's what pisses me off about shippers, the fact that they comb through the show, picking up the smallest thing that may indicate that the writer was in fact a secret whoever/whatever shipper all along, then feel the need to tell everyone on the internet their amazing discovery that is obviously complete proof.

... Oh dammit, I'm ranting again.

>>185070

I've got to admit that it always seemed like Osaka was really awkwardly hitting on Kagura in that scene.

>>185078
Ah! The chance to convert more to my way of thinking.

... Holy shit, I have to get out more.

People, I think we all know who Sakaki's one true love is.

>>185084
Mike Haggar?

>>185088

...

>>185090

>>185092

They could probably talk Sakaki into a threesome. Or a foursome with the Gorilla

>>This whole thread

The men of Cromartie High are the only guys conceptually worthy of the Azu girls.

One of the things that made me love Azumanga was how even though we were dealing with a comic/show about high school girls, romance was absolutely nowhere to be found in the story. It was all about friendship and growing up but without the sexual awkwardness that comes with it.

In that sense it's the complete opposite of how high school is portrayed in western media.

>>185078

Even if she expresses herself clumsily, Osaka still has sexual needs.

>>185469

>in western media

.. and in 99% of other high-school animu/mango

>>185073
I do this but i don't fool myself into thinking its justified, its more for camp value than anything

>>185016
i said i'd wade through dogshit for a good tomochiyo fic, i already have chiyo/osaka dickgirl porn 100 times better than any crappy fanfiction

>>185947
Maybe if those fanfictions had some illustrations to accompany the dicking action...

> how comes the Sakaki/Kagura pairing is so much more popular than the Sakaki/Kaorin pairing?

kagura is awesomer than kaorin?
superior vc: lass

>>185469
[spoiler] THE CATS REPRESENT ROMANCE[/spoiler]

I see we don't have spoiler tags here, hah. Or noko, prolly.

>>186299

>> herp derp

no, they dont, Sakaki is not deep you idiot. shes a parody of deep characters, shes making fun of characters like Rei and Nononon,

>>186305
She isn't a parody, you dolt.

>>186310
He's not your dolt, buddy.

Wait...

>>186311
He's not your buddy, friend.

>>186425
He's not your friend, guy.

>>186429
He's not your guy, bu-

...No.

vc: lolkack, the new kind of lolcat.

>>186432
You'll regret this day, friend!

>>186435
I'm not your friend, buddy!

...Godsdammit!!

>>186436
I'm not your buddy, guy!

>>186437
I see what you're trying to do here -_-

This thread used to be about shipping at one point.

>>186448

Crimson X Azunymous.

>>186450
What? All of 'em?

I don't think there's enough of me to go around.

>>186451
We're not your friends, buddy!

>>186448
It's always fun for me to see how long it takes threads here to just completely derail.

I think the quickest I've seen was in like five posts or less.

...And I'm pretty sure I was partially responsible.

Freddie shall get this thread back on track!

>>186460
you should see /tg/ on fourchan, i regularly derail threads at post 1

VC:bow before my might

>>186465
Very well. I pose a challange.

Try to derail the next thread on /azu/ in one post, whatever kind of thread it is, aside from YiF which would be a little hard to do.

...I guess if people know what's going to happen, it won't be as effective.

>>186476
That's actually been done before.

Anyone remember the "Tomo" thread?

My OTP is Sakaki/Kamineko. trufax

This thread is elephant to my internets.