Tomo: Cop.

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE, AZUNYMOUS, RALEN, SOCIAL, WHOEVER THE FUCK, SHE'S A COP.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

...

SHUT UP!

>>186572
Don't look at me, I would've said cop too.

Mr. Tadakichi....is dead!

>>186618
Lead poisoning?

Yomi: Mid-level manager with a bank.
Tomo: Meter maid (they can't trust her with a gun)
Sakaki: Practicing veterinarian
Kagura: P.E. instructor
Chiyo: President of Yomi's bank
Kaorin: jailed for stalking
Osaka: published philosopher and self-help guru, now world famous after having appeared on Oprah

I always thought Chiyo-chan would end up being the world's youngest astronaut.

>>186619
Chocolate.

>>186639

>Tomo: Meter maid (they can't trust her with a gun)

Didn't think Japanese police used guns.

>>186665

I don;t think they can trust her with ANY weapon.

>>Kaorin: jailed for stalking

I think we're missing an opportunity for a more poetic fate. Kaorin is an administrative assistant at a local high school...Under principal Kimura.

>>186668
I'd also like to add that Kimura's high school is all girls.

C'mon, the man deserves it, after all he went through.

>>Kaorin: jailed for stalking

>>I think we're missing an opportunity for a more poetic fate. Kaorin is an administrative assistant at a local high school...Under principal Kimura.

I believe the more poetic fate is that all the stalkers are sent to Kaorin for her to deal with them. And Kimura's wife still brings him lunch. Kimura, though, can never be near the swimming pool for fear of the spirit of Minamo.

On the other hand, what happened to our two crazy teachers? Yukari should be in America, sprouting Engrish and getting arrested for murdering the English language.

>>186670

I figured Yukari would be in exactly the same situation she was in during the series, Nyamo might have moved up in the world, maybe she's a vice principal or something

>>186662
Don't be silly. You could never shoot a dog with a chocolate bullet.

Osaka: Imprisoned
Chiyo: Deceased
Tomo: Deceased
Yomi: Deceased
Sakaki: Deceased
Kagura: Deceased

VC: rage

>>186673
That's what the chocolate handgrenade is for.

http://www.chocolateweapons.com/

>>186667
I'd give her one anyway.

best thread, last page.

also, jerbing is an amusing captcha.

I think I'll start calling last page bumps that.

>>194325

I second this motion! Let us all rejoice and Jerb many a thread.

I have some questions about this 10th anniversary edition:

1. Is it an updated Manga/omnibus?
2. An updated anime?
3. A manga/omnibus or anime set sometime in the future after the azu crew graduate, like by 10 years?
4. When is it coming out, and can I get the (manga/omnibus) at barnes and noble (I got the current omnibus there) OR if it is an anime, can I get it at like Best Buy?

>>194330

1. They're new editions of the manga volumes with new material and some re-drawn art.
2. Sadly no.
3. Likewise no.
4. The volumes are already being released in Japan, but right now there are no plans to release English translations.

The new material's all been translated here, and I think it's all linked in this thread: >>193152

>>194332
Just about all the links in that thread are dead since someone reported my translations to Rapidshare last week. I'm kind of scared to re-upload them now.

I think Sprocket's sendspace one still works though.

>>186669

Kimura's daughter is also now attending his high school. She remains completely oblivious to her father's...questionable behaviour and often laughs at how silly her dad is.

Osaka and Kagura now teach at their old high school with Ms. Yukair. Naymo is vice principal. Tomo is a mall cop with big dream of rising through the ranks

>>194336
Great, now I look like an idiot.

BRB, ritual suicide.

>>194337
Holy crap I love the idea of Tomo as a mall cop.

"HEY YOU! STOP RIGHT THERE! at a guy who sets off the cd detectors outside a cd store and then she tackles him!

Basically, she treats every minor infraction as a bad-ass felony and thus can't ever get a promotion.

>>186665 LOL wut?

>>186532 Even as a senator, nobody notices her.
Who is she again?

Also
Chiyo: Nobel prize winning scientist, obviously.
Osaka: Therapist; "Your prescribed treatment is... TICKLE TORTURE! tickle tickle tickle".
Kagura: Athelete
Sakaki: Veterinarian(Currently suspended for fear she might molest the animals).
Tomo: Yeah, mall cop, definitely.
Yomi: Super model(YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!).
Kaorin: She has a low paying job and an on-again off-again relationship with this one chick.
Kimura: Agreed, principal.
Yukari: Milf-porn star.
Nyamo: Retired.
Chiyo-chichi: He's still god.
Tadakichi: SECRET AGENT TADAKICHI TO YOU!
Random male classmate: He is now random male co-worker.

>>194344
Sorry, I just can't imagine Osaka doing anything so... energetic as that.

I imagine her doing something creative, where she can let her mind wander. Maybe some sort of designing.

>>194344

>>Random male classmate: He is now random female co-worker.

Fixed...

>>194355
THE PLOT THICKENS

>>194349
I could see Osaka as a special advisor ala Chance in Being There :) Let's see:
Yomi - moved to Hokkaido and opened a resort
Sakaki - became a naturalist rather than a vet after giving up on domestic cats
Kaorin - astronomy teacher in Kimura's school
Yukari - went crazy after Nyamo got married and left, now in an asylum
Kagura - yeah, P.E. teacher (has Nyamo's old job)
Chiyo - international trade negotiator

>>194355 O_O

>>194349 Yeah, but she seems like the type to disregard serious illness and joke around with a mentally unstable person, somehow making them feel much better via her fun spirit.

All I can imagine is that they'd somehow all end up at the same college - Yukari and Nyamo inexplicably tagging along - and carrying on with their antics a la Animal House.

Or...