>>191943
I can't tell if she's angry or embarrassed.

uncomfortable

>>191968
You think >>191943 looks uncomfortable?

>>191966 Um, uh, um, uh, um, uh, huh?

>>191970
that was on >>191966 , >>191943 looks more like drunk

I think she farted and hopes that no one else noticed.
At least, that's what I look like when I do that.

>>191978
More likely Tomo ripped her skirt off and is running down the hall with it.

>>191978
"I hope no one noticed...wait was it a fart? it felt wet,I hope it was just a fart...dammit"

SAKAKI DOESN'T FART!

The woman is a saint, fer chrissakes.

vc: blown
Nobody - says - anything

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>>191966 I cannot remember for the life of me who's face that looks like.

>>192044
Certainly not Sakaki's

>>192037
Everyone farts. The day Sakaki farts on your face will probably be the defining moment in your life.

>>192052

>Sakaki farts on your face

Is it bad that I want that?

>>192053
I would say yes, but this is the internet.

>>192053
Only if it's one of those "wet" ones.
Get that through your mouth and kiss your lungs goodbye.

>>192055
I just want to let you all know that I am now uncomfortable.
vc:que

>>192055
Is this speaking from experience?

It's probably best if you don't answer that.

>>192052

>Sakaki farts on your face

Hers probably smell of kitties and sunshine. Like Sakura Kinomoto, even Sakaki's farts are cute.

>>192134
Can you please just die of some chronic illness brought on by advanced age already?

>>192140
Like Benjamen Button?

>>192144
misha is something like ninety years old, he should be dying any day now, but seems to be powered by sheer force of everyone's disgust at his creepy old man sleaze.

>>192052
1-yes everyone farts,it's not only normal a lot of time the most quiet girls are the worst offenders.

2-face farting is just a bit...odd but one runs into everything on the net so I ain't shocked.

Also remember Sakaki bought that kid's meal? if she eats that then I'd say she could blow you out the room,may explain why she turns red all the time.

VC:dotchment-I dotchment myself from the topic.

>>192168
Does she regularly eat fast food though? I'm pretty sure she only bought that for the toy.

>the most quiet girls are the worst offenders.

So that explains why the paint on the wall kept turning black and melting behind that quiet girl's desk in my history class.

>>192169
I get the feeling Sakaki eats a fair amount of junk to get cute stuff,remember all the crap they push for kids at the local McDonald's? probably the same in Japan.

In most cases women can out fart a guy-if they want to.

My sister delights in farting in front of her husband. We blame this on her having three older brothers. We are constantly apologizing for her.

But she is tall, blonde, decent looking, and makes more money than he does, so he has to put up with it.

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>>192176
1.
Chiyo-dad: "It seems like something's bothering you."
Sakaki: "Well..."
2.
Sakaki: "It's all the changes they made to the new revised edition..." (me especially...)

>>192176
1
CD: So, anything bothering you?

S: Well...

2
S: ...the designs for the new edition have changed a bit much...

SFX: Especially mine.

>>192204
>>192205
Aha! Two translations for the price of free!

>>192211
I like how Sprocket and Ralem post at the same time.
Maybe they are the same person...?

>>192217
I sometimes think that Sprocket is my Tyler Durden.
We do seem to have opposite schedules after all...

>>192223
And I keep finding plane ticket stubs in your name. Not your real name, your online handle. Hmm.

>>192176

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>>192665
1
Cap: Miss Sakaki with ribbons on (from the new version).

2
T: Sca~ry!

O: Ain't it?

>>192665
Heh, Baron doing a 'new style' Sakaki...

>>192775
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so GODDAMN COLD

best taste in music. better than chiyo's, at least.

>>192787
This new drawing of her with the fox-tail/cat teaser from the revised edition conjures up images of a dominatrix.

This was drawn 5-years ago...

>>192799
...wow, you're right.

>>192799
Alright, settle down, man. I know you're eager to show your gimp mask collection, but try to save that for another day.

>>192793
D'awwww...

>>192793
What's the deal with those hats?

>>192816
It's from touhou, those shmups made by ZUN.
I haven't played them, they look like shit, but the characters are fun.

>>192821

>I haven't read them, the characters look like shit, but the games are fun

Fixed that for you.

>>192816
Divided opinions on the games, character designs, etc. aside, the pic's casting Sakaki and the two cats as Yukari Yakumo, one of the more powerful characters in the Touhou series, and her two familiars, Ran Yakumo (nine-tailed kitsune) and Chen (nekomata/cat spirit). You can find out more at the Touhou Wiki if you're so inclined.

>>192801
5 years ago I was still in school and had insurance...
>>192834
I remember watching that show live on HBO. That was also 5 years ago...

>>192860
That's a "I want to become a surgeon so that when you need a heart transplant I can open up your chest and fart in it" look if I ever saw one.

>>192862
Indeed. Always thought that image was way off portraying Sakaki's nature.

>>192860

She's probably looking at a cat abuser.

Happy 4th of July.

>>192834 He had it right the first time, the games are tedious and repetitive.

In which case if you don't like the characters it should have been:

>I haven't played them, they look like shit.

>>192930

>the games are tedious and repetitive.

Most bullet/shmups are. I can see excitement, but really, I just feel you play one you play them all.

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>>192987
Title: "Scary?" (Answer: Really scary)
1.
Chiyo: "It's time to collect the career choice handouts." (Day Duty).
2.
Chiyo: "Um... I'm collecting the career handouts."
3.
Chiyo: (Ahh... she seems scary...) "Um..."
Sakaki: "Here."
4.
Choice 1: "God."
Choice 2: "A time traveler from the future."
Choice 3: "A Pororoca Alien."

"So, whaddaya think Chiyo-chan?"
"Man... what can I say to that..."

>>192863
I don't think it's really supposed to show her true nature so much as how she supposedly looks to everyone else.

>>192958
I always thought this was how she looked to everyone else.

>>193028
Hence "supposedly." Aside from that one strip where Chiyo collects the career surveys I don't think she's ever looked the least bit intimidating in the original manga or the anime, but that's supposed to be the vibe she puts off.

>>192989

>God, a time traveler from the future, a Pororoca Alien.

Isn't that from Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei?

>>193046
According to Google it is.

>>193033
What little I've seen of the manga it's the small change that here eyes usually look angry. they're look softer in the anime.

And MUCH softer in that commercial trailer dealie.

>>193046
Yup. It's what Kafka writes on her career thing in one of the earlier installments.

>>192665

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>>193365
1
T: Sakaki looks scarier in the new-edition TPBs than she did before.

TFX: Subtly.

2
O: She was a scary character t' begin with.

T: Oh, yeah.

>>193068
I have Dancing Mad playing in my head now. Thanks.

>>193519
Niiice.

vc:unix

>>193537
Da-yum. She's a little husky there, but that's all right.

>>192145
You seem to have a good memory for things homosexual.

>>193365
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>>194120
1.
Sakaki wearing ribbons (pre-revision)
2.
Osaka: "That really is scary."
Tomo: "It sure is."

>>194580
I'm getting slight Kagami-ish feeling off of this one.

Aaand the sage kicks in exactly when you don't need it ...

>>194580
Tsundere Sakaki?
I'd believe it.

>>194585
>>194589
Huh? Which one? I see surprised, mundane, mundane, surprised, mundane, etc.

>>194596
Not really your traditional tsundere where a girl is interested but pretends like she isn't, but more like a situation where she's interested but completely fails to give any indication due to her stoic nature.

>>194596 The one with the twintails and ribbons in her hair, I would think.