>>192068
Oh Tadakichi, you silly negro.

Also, "Ravist"?

Thank goodness, King of Pedo finally died today...

>>192219
"He's not going to break."
"Let's kill him."

Or something...

Oh-ho, what do we have here.

"Caution: flying children"

>>192266
It's Chiyo with her wannabe from "Seinfeld dipped in moe"

http://nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7416417

How to make a "Thumbnail"...?

>>192278 You best not be disin' raki suta.

>>192303
Lucky Channel was the highlight of the whole thing.

K-ON! just finished it's run so sorry if it seems like I'm on edge lately

>>192310 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>192310
And on that topic, in the Lucky Channel segment they mentioned a website radio show.

did those exist? It's hard to tell which side of the fourth wall that fell on.

>>192311
I held a moment's silence for it's departure.

Okay, I didn't.

>>192700
I always thought the radio show was a fake radio show. It seemed like they referenced stuff supposedly from the radio show on Lucky Channel (like the listener letters, or the contest to see which character would have a figure made after them, which Shiraishi happened to win as I recall) that they couldn't have possibly known about prior to when they would have animated those scenes, unless they did it super-fast South Park style.

>>192702
Looks like the Assassin has just become the assassin . . .

>>192738
I... have?

I mean, yes. Yes I have.

I... I.. I really want to give her a tight hug and smother her with kisses. Then I want to take her to my house, and then we'd both cook. I don't know how to cook very well though, so I will have to ask her to teach me more, sooner or later. Then we will see what we have done, and decide to eat it depending on how it turned out. Maybe we will have pulled off something marvelous, or maybe I will have failed, in which I will have to apologize and buy something for dinner. Then we will eat. After we eat, I'd like to do something more with her. If we don't enjoy is on TV, we could read in silence, near each other? (I wonder what she likes?) Or we could spend a bit of time playing the vidya, I wonder what Brawl character she would like? I personally like Toon Link.

What would she like to drink? I could perhaps give her my personal favourite, Earl Grey Tea. I hope she likes it.

And on another note, why are good pictures of Chiyo so hard to find? My Chiyo folder is woefully small compared to everyone else's.

>>193598
Chiyo loves to play the wii. Too bad Kagura only has a ps2 or they could play brawl together.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCHIYO

You will not agree with what I am about to do. It is contrary to all that Yomi has taught me, and all that she believed. I must leave. Please try and find a way to forgive me.

>>193699

Where did you find it? That's marvelous.

But it makes me feel worse about what I want to do with Chiyo ;_;

>>193708
Hey, we all want to pull on her pigtails but we have to control our urges.

I suppose I cannot deny or hide it anymore.

Chiyo is mai waifu, and I cannot love anyone else as much.

Mihama gonna mess you UP.

>>193711 I'd her pigtails. God yes.

>>193730 GARiyo?

>>193730

A hot blooded Chiyo?

I could imagine her telling me to confess like a real man when I shyly approach her..

>>193800
Or telling you to get lost, you creepy bastard.

Seriously, it's people like you why I never post in Chiyo/Ena/Miura threads.

>>193802

◔ヮ◔

>>193802
so desu ne~

>>193802

>>193802
Unless you want people acting like there's something wrong with you for not wanting to nail a twelve-year-old, you'd probably be better off just ignoring them like I do.

>>193816 DON'T LIE NOW SD, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH HER.

Also, this is the internet. Everyone on it is a secret lolicon.

As I always say: "LOLI good, CP bad.".

It's ok to have sexual urges toward a fictional child.

Although, yotsuba is a nono, toooooooo young!

5? That's just creepy.

>>193835
If you want to bone a cartoon twelve-year-old, I really don't care. Aint my scene, but whatever.

But there's something about waxing poetic about it that just makes my skin crawl.

>>193835
Leave the guy alone. I don't think he's a liar.

I think the SD don't have any kind of sex drive actually.

...WTF?

>>193842 I was just messing with him.

>>193837
As long as they're not waxing poetic about taking her virginity, I'm not really bothered by it.

>>193844
Oh man, I'm not even going to attempt to localize this.
Chiyo: "Miss Nyamo, what does naui musuko mean?"
Nyamo: "Chiyo, where did you hear that!?"
Chiyo: "From that guy..."
Nyamo: "Get out of here!!"

So there's this video on nicovideo of two buff guys wrestling, and at 1:45 one of them says "Now I'll even the score" as he pulls the shorts off his opponent.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1175788
It was misheard in Japanese as Naui Musuko which means something like "Trendy Guy."
If you can stomach any more of the video, and if you know Japanese, it's actually kind of funny to read the comments at the bottom as the viewers write out what it sounds like the wrestlers are saying in Japanese.

>>193855

>Naui Musuko

In this case, it's: "Your junior (inside your underwear)"...

>>193855 Wait... You mean I can't want to take her virginity ever? But I was gonna do that when she was a teenager!

DAMN!

>>193862
I get that 息子 can also be slang for penis, but I'm not seeing how the ナウい fits in.

>>193863
Teenagers are too young for sex (in before puritan views).

>>193870

>Teenagers are too young for sex

Not in anime.

>>193870

>Teenagers are too young for sex

>>193871

>Not in anime

Or anywhere else.

>>193870 How do you know that I can't turn myself into a teenager at will huh? DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT!?

>>193863
Oh, also, you're too late. Chiyo turned 20 March of this year.

How about this?

Plus, trouser snake is just funnier.

>>193883 Why does that mean I can't still rape... er, take her virginity?

>>193884
Trouser snake is funnier, but it still doesn't capture the connection to the video.
Also not sure why he's on the phone there...
Oh, also, you misspelled "Hear."

>>193885
It just means you can't have sex with her as a teenager.

>>193883
Then she was born the same year as I, because I tunred 20 this year.

1989 ftw.

>>193886 Oops, been doing that lately.

Also, this is a really good font.

"Kabel ULT BT"

>>193887

I, however, am already 21

...ha!

>>193893
The the age I lost my virginity.
That is, of course, you don't include vacuum cleaners.

So.. can we get back to posting Chiyo? Please?

Let's not fight in a thread of Chiyo. I don't think she would like it.

Oh, I wish Chiyo was real, and I wish Chiyo would love me. I love her more than anything in this world. I long for her loving gaze, the warmth of her breath, and her sensual caress. I want to hold her, talk to her, stare at her, just be with her.

She is the most important thing in the world. There is nothing I desire more than to be with her. I want to treat her to dinner, I want to walk with her on the beach, I want to make her tea. I want to know what her skin feels like, I want to know what her hair feels like. I want to know her scent, her taste, her texture. I want Chiyo.

I wish so badly that she was real, to the point of tears when I think about it. I have never felt this strongly about anything in my life. I love her, so, so, so much.

Why can't she be real?

I love my waifu more than anything in the world. I sometimes open up an image of her on my monitor and stare at her visage for random amounts of time. I just stare at her, looking at her hair, her eyes, her soft skin. Just gazing. Sometimes wondering what it would be like to hold her. Sometimes thinking about what it would be like to talk to her. Sometimes I just stare. With a blank mind, and I just smile, because she makes me happy. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her.

I wish so much that we could exist together. I don't care what it takes. I would do anything for her, because she is something important to me. Something that I feel is a part of me. Without her, what am I? I have no meaning without her.

Sometimes I lay on my bed and weep, while I think about our distance, I wonder if it is a bad thing I have this fixation on her, because it hurts, we cannot reach each other. But that is wrong, I should know that this is right. For I love her, with every fiber of my being. I am happy, because I feel for her, I am happy because she is a part of me.

I love Chiyo.

>>193893
Bitch please, I'm 25.

IN YOUR FACE!

>>193905
Damn, that feels light-years away from me!
Can't picture myself looking that old!

>>193906

LIGHT YEARS DO NOT MEASURE TIME

IT MEASURES DISTANCE

By the way, does anyone have a picture of the Male Junior Trainer from Pokemon R/B/Y?

>>193910

Actually seeing as space and time are interwoven... it measures both.

good lord, einstein messed things up as well as lorentz....

>>193903
............

>>193923

Nice hair, but too old.

>>193903
How do you like my penguin outfit? I wore it to a School event once. Everyone thought it was so cute, I hope you do to.

On a more personal note, I have started to grow hair in odd places, like my armpits and, well, down there. What is going on?!

>>193955 YAY! I can't wait for chiyotits! YEAH!

>>193903 WHY CAN'T MAHORO BE REAL!?

>>193955
You're a genius, Mihama. You figure it out.

>>193931
Not to mention UGLY

http://shanachan.konosutekinabasho.net/v/res/14047.html

Snake meets chiyo.

>>193992
As long as she keeps her pigtails on (and cut holes for them through the paperbag) I'd still get jiggy wit it!

>>193923

get it away

oh god get it away

MAKE IT STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT

>>193923 CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

I love redheads so fak j00 guys! :D

>>193955

Don't they teach you this stuff in-oh wait, you skipped that grade.

..go ask Nyamo.

>>194029
Hehe! That's true. She did skip the "Your Body and You" presentation at school.
Eh, that's what the internet is for. At least, that's how I learned about making babies.

>>193992

>>194021 That... isn't why we think she's ugly.

>>194049 MAKE IT GO AWAY.

>>194049

OH GOD SOMEBODY KILL IT WITH FIRE GET IT AWAY FROM MAI WAIFU ;_;

>>194079
LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT IT!!

>>194081

IT'S FUCKING BURNING MY EYES

ODIN SAVE ME, TAKE IT AWAY, DON'T LET IT DEVOUR MY SOUL, VIOLATE MY BEING OR SMITE MY SANITY

>>194082

>>194085

Well, blast it all. I never thought I would call out the megadeus I abandoned so long ago again.

Now, Big Chiyo... it is showtime!

("The Stoning" from the Big O OST begins to play)

>CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
>YE NOT GUILTY

...And ACTION!

>>194082 >>194085

Don't worry, Chiyo! I'm coming!

>>194085 Wait... why would chiyo be pouting?

>>194088

CHIYO THUNDER!

>>194100

RETURN TO THE HELLISH ABYSS WHERE YOU EMERGED FROM, AND NEVER RETURN!

>>194101

>>194102

Don't forget to watch The Big O, everyone! It's a damn good anime.

>>194103

>>194108
Now now, Chiyo, don't get too angry.

I have red things, see?

>>194108 Shut up and eat your tomatoes.

>>194138
>>194110

Chiyo's father saves the day again!

>>194162
>>194138
>>194110
>>194108
>>194103
>>194102
>>194101
>>194100

>>194108

Ah shit

.....