>Bad Fanfics

Redundant.

>>193006 Hey now... not always.

>KILL

>1. One who runs wild

>2. One who is innocent

>3. One with the love of animals

>4. One who is quiet

Oh god dammit.

>(From now on, i'm gonna call Paul, Ayumu(Osaka) so don't get confused)

OH GOD DAMMIT!

How retarded... osaka is actually a dead boy named paul... sigh.

>>193009

>3. One with the love of animals
>4. One who is quiet

So, Sakaki gets to die twice?

While I was searching for a bad one... I found one that was well written and pretty accurate character wise.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3597100/1/Yotsuba_School

>Story Not Found
>Unable to locate story with id of 5192944.

Okay, what did you guys do now?

http://www.geocities.com/flairblack/Azumanga2.html

"Part of me wanted to help them.
Part of me wanted to just watch."

>>193036

>Tomo's parents only spank her when she does something naughty around a house.

Just any house?

>>193037
They're very strict.

>>193037
It sounds like when she's in the vicinity of any house

>>193036

>I suspect it will be really soon.
>Or do I?

vc: thowp. Seems appropriate given the context.

>>193071
So she's basically fucked unless she's in like, the city or the country.

>>193038

Hey, you have to be firm with your kids. If you don't set strict, house-related boundaries they'll walk all over you

>>193035 I think that was me.

I "reviewed" it telling him how stupid I thought he was.

I think he got butthurt :)

>>193036

>And part of me wondered, how it would feel to get a spanking, too.

I stopped reading there, when I realized it was just a spank fetish fiction.

Nothing against that, in fact I like to see girls spanked, but it sounds dumb.

>>193078
It certainly seems to have kept her under control

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5239532/1/A_Lover_Of_A_Fighter
Will the madness ever end?!

"Kagura stuck her tongue out and chuckled"

>>194745

>“Oh, you’re wondering about the bike? It has been passed down in my family since my dad got it as an award for his work in the U.S. Marines. Sure, she’s old as dirt and has some mechanical issues, but I love her to death and she’s always treated me well. I had Class 4 last year with Mr. Kimura. (shudders) I tell you, when the year ended, I was one frayed nerve away from high kicking him right in the mouth! Did I mention I hold black belts in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai kickboxing? Yeah, it’s kinda my job. I’m a mixed-martial artist. You know, like one of those UFC guys. A lot of the others who have seen my fights call me the “American Kamikaze”. Don’t really know why, but it kinda stuck. So “American Kamikaze” I will always be. But when I’m not training, I’m playing video games... Crap, I’m late! Better put my foot to the floor!”

I read this in Napoleon Dynamite's voice.

>>194758

>I read this in Napoleon Dynamite's voice.

That makes it about 50 times better.

>>194758

>It has been passed down in my family since my dad got it as an award for his work in the U.S. Marines.

That would be giving it to her, not passing it down.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5135338/1/Azumanga_Daioh_The_Reimagining

"What if, along with Chiyo and Osaka, a boy transfered to the girl's class? What if he was the kind of boy every girl wants and every boy wants to be? This story covers the events the AZU girls go through, but with a gorgeous boy thrown in the mix."

That description alone makes it sound like Twilight.

>>194788

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5244790/1/Azumanga_Daioh_DX_ZaXos_Story
In the last few days there has been an unholy onslaught of this kind of "writing".

>>194801 AND THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED!

>>194790 Of course, it will be an american with a name like bob or joe, and he will for some reason speak perfect japanese.

>>194790
He's like a cross between noah and zed from kiba.

>>194790 But wait, there's already a perfect man who women want, men want to be, who has broad shoulders, spiky black hair and glasses that reflect sunlight in azumanga daioh.

How the hell does everyone keep missing this one?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4216160/20/Loving_Chiyo

She was angry. Ayumu was angry.

Speaking of fanfics, guys, I've been kicking around an idea for one where the girls' great-grandfathers all happen to be in the same battalion in the Imperial Japanese Army. Would that sound worth reading to anybody?

>>195068
Have it take place in Iwo Jima.

>>195074
That could definitely work.

But the ending has to be on Okinawa. Think of the ending scene of Blackadder Goes Forth.

>>195059 D:

bumping because CP.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4400654/1/The_Tradegy_of_Chiyo

>>195074

Why not China? Or Burma?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4551773/1/The_Evil_Mini_Moni_The_first_story

Still the standard.

>>195377

>>195380
Probably because to keep the reader sympathetic to the characters?

>>195383
Oh ho ho ho, no, that's not the standard. THIS is the standard.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2886207/1/The_Downward_Spiral

>>195474

>The sparkle that lit up in her eyes at the sight of her lover greatly complimented her short, black hair.

I stopped there.

>>195486
But it has so much more to offer!

>>195474
I don't even know what to make of that crap.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4967792/3/Welcome_To_The_Club
Beyond all comprehension.

>>195724

Check out his profile:

>Favourite Movies

>Dragonball Evolution

>>195726 OH MY GOD! I'm a fan of the dragonball series, and even watched dragon ball z, and I didn't even want to go anywhere NEAR even a DVD copy of that shit!

Goku a boy-bandesque teenager? I stopped there.

>>195724

>Previously in "Welcome To The Club", we found out that Kagura and Tomo are the long lost daughters of Valentino Tacciano. Apparently, Valentino used to attend the same school as Yukari and Nyamo as a foreign exchange student from Italty

>>195726

>Author has written 25 stories for Code Lyoko, One Piece, Friends, Pokemon, Anime X-overs, Gorillaz, 8 Simple Rules, Final Destination, and Azumanga Daioh.

VC: inane(How perfect.)

>>195726
Maybe it's "so bad it's good" type of favorites?
I'm the same way with Street Fighter w/Raul Julia.

Every time threads like this come up, they make me glad I almost never take the time to actually read fan fiction.

Though on some level they also almost make me wish I did so I'd have a better idea of just what everyone was raging over.

>>195765
I rarely make it past the first paragraphs. And I bail even quicker when I smell a self-insert.

vc: stud (you're not so bad yerself)

>>195771
Sometimes I'll skim the first couple chapters or so, to see if anything jumps out at me that might be "train wreck" interesting. Something rarely does.

>when I smell a self-insert

Sometimes I feel tempted to try writing my own self-insert story, where the guy gets absolutely nowhere with any of the girls because he doesn't speak a word of Japanese and the whole encounter is just awkward and weird for everyone involved.

>>195774
You could get somewhere with Yukari.
Blah blah? Blah blah blah! Ahahahaha!

>>195776
What are you implying with that "You"?! Latch Flexington is a completely original character and totally not a self-insert!

(...You're always supposed to deny it, right?)

>>195777
Why'd you self-sage yourself?

>>195779
I forgot to unclick it from earlier.

>>195780
That happens a lot, huh?

>>195782
Yup.

>>195786
Son of a bitch!

Not only is this another gem of a story, but it looks like he stole a character from the Yukari is Free threads as well.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5167961/3/The_Third_Year

>>195795

>"...Maybe it'sh Himeaoki-kuuun..."

One that's almost universally loathed by everyone involved, no less.

Hilarious.

>>195796
Actually looking through this I'm pretty sure Passerby's the author. I just spotted two more of his YiF characters in the first chapter, and that's definitely his writing style.

>>195774
You should absolutely write that.

>>195804
If I could come up with an actual plot beyond the basic premise I probably would. I'm not sure I could write a story based solely on "the girls running into some random gaijin dork and failing to communicate with him" though.

Not one worth reading, anyway.

>>195805
You could script it like a dating sim, where you just randomly run into one or more of the girls at varying locations throughout the day(s).
Since the bulk of the interest from Azumanga comes from the interaction of all the girls' varied personalities, the bulk of interest for this story could come from how each of the individual girls reacts to the main character in question.

>>195806
Unfortunately I know virtually nothing about dating sims.

I'm sure I'll think of something.

>>195809 You... don't?

Ever play persona? It's like that but with more girls, and sex/fan service.

Fuck, you know, I'm gonna write a fan fiction to make up for all this crap! BE WARNED!

>>195840

>Ever play persona?

Nope.

Last video/computer game I ever played in the last half-decade or so was when I spent about an hour stealing and wrecking cars in GTA San Andreas about a year ago. I know, I'm some sort of freak.

All these crappy stories, combined with having just finally seen the last few episodes, is making me want to go back and revise the Azumanga/Battlestar Galactica crossover I wrote.

>>195845
Write the Azu girls in a GTA setting.
"Yo, Miss. Yukari is all messed up, so you better drive, brotha".

>>195845