Being a single working father of a 5 year old can't leave much time for dating.

If you're asking why he hasn't banged Fuuka yet, I don't know.

>>203506
I think he's already getting his fill by Jimbo.
They already act like an old married couple.

He works from home, and he spent a lot of time abroad.
He just needs to put himself out there where the chicks are.

Mr. Koiwai needs to get with Asagi already. Jumbo can have Fuuka or the nice BBQ restaurant lady.

<------- They already look like a family anyway. Plus, as Torako mentions, they get along well :)

>>203523
Gotta say that as far as family outings go, Fuuka's still a couple ahead. He and Asagi barely talk. Though they'd make a really chill couple, wouldn't they?

I personally think Asagi should get Yanda. They would be the most irritating couple ever.

>>203523

just stopping to say im glad im not the only 1 who likes jumboxbbq chck

>Why is he single?

I'm still waiting for Torako and Yanda to meet and make grumpy/obnxious/dour/smartass babies

>>203526
This will be the final page of the final chapter of the series.

>>203527

>Dour

I didn't really get Torako's reaction (and Asagi's subsequent reaction) in this additional page for Chapter 61.

>>203503
It's obvious he is asexual.

It hasn't come up in the series just yet, but Koiwai has really rank body odor that his friends and neighbors have been too polite to mention thus far. Look forward to the next chapter, Yotsuba & the Personal Hygiene Intervention.

Koiwai enjoys casual conversations with Torako, be it about cars or photography.. He really does this with no other female character. They'll clearly be married within the next 5 chapters.

>>203535

>I didn't really get Torako's reaction (and Asagi's subsequent reaction) in this additional page for Chapter 61.

It could be that Torako views the Yotsuba/Ena relationship like the relationship she shares with Asagi.

>>203535
I figured she was agreeing with the "let's chase 'em" idea, which caught Asagi off guard.. It's not really something the usually serious Torako would go along with.

1. He secretly pines for the woman taken from him in a tragic prior love affair.
2. Pon Farr has not yet arrived.
3. He's waiting for Yotsuba to become legal.
4. He's put off reproducing until his alien overlords relieve him from guarding alien princess Yotsuba.
5. He hasn't met the right girl yet.

>>203535
I can see Yots growing up to be an Asagi.

>>203562

And then after that become like Mrs. Ayase, since we know Asagi is like a younger version of her mother.

>>203543

I like where this is headed.
I just finished my Dante final though, and one of the things we learned is that if there is a correspondence between two of three parallel elements, the correspondence either holds for the third one or there is a meaningful reason why it doesn't. So we have

Asagi:Torako :: Yotsuba:Ena :: ???:Fuuka

Fuuka's definitely not the carefree dom type like Asagi and Yots; she's more the serious type like Torako and Ena.

>>203564

Wait, we forgot someone.

Asagi:Torako::Miura:Ena::Yotsuba:Dotty?
And Fuuka just gets left out in the cold, I guess.

>>203566
>>203564
Fuuka has Koiwai!! That's the whole point of the manga!

>>203564

>Fuuka's definitely not the carefree dom type like Asagi and Yots; she's more the serious type like Torako and Ena.

Yots is dom since when ? She's definitely energetic, but kind, in sharp opposite to the darkspawn abomination that is Asagi.

auto? Is that you?

>Koiwai x Asagi

>>203583
I'm a fan of Asagi x Koiwai.

>>203579
Sheesh, dude, Asagi's just a playful joker. She's still kind in her own way. Stop treating Pretty Neighbor like it's canon.

>>203584
That's from Erobato, not Pretty Neighbor

>>203587
I know, but Asagi is pure evil in Pretty Neighbor.

>>203589
That was hilarious. Totally something I would do.

>>203588
I didn't see her as evil, just a complete horndog.
She ended with about 50 used condoms when she raped Koiwai.

Plus, when he was banging Fuuka through the window, she let them be. Even warned them not to do something that would get them arrested.

>>203591
Well forcing herself on Koiwai when she knows he's got a thing going on with her sister seems pretty cruel...

>>203593
Yeah, but I figure if word ever got out it would be better for a grown man to shack up with someone closer in age as opposed to, you know, a high school student. She's doing him a big favor in two ways.

>>203597
Maybe that's just me, then....

>>203595
She threatens to tell her parents about Fuuka unless he has sex with her. She makes him go down on Ena. She admits to both Koiwai and Ena that the only reason she had sex with Koiwai was to screw with Fuuka. She tells Fuuka about the sex they had the second she gets the chance. She then lies to Fuuka about the reason Koiwai had sex with her, in order to make it sound like he approached Asagi because Fuuka was too fat for him.

You'd have to be more than just unbearably horny to intentionally pull all that with a smile on your face.

>>203593

Why is that evil? It's not as if Fuuka and Kowai had a serious relationship. As best as I could tell, it was purely sexual--and sex with Fuuka and sex with Asagi are not mutually exclusive.

Besides, it appeared that Kowai enjoyed it. Repeatedly.

>>203600
It was purely sexual on Koiwai's end, which Fuuka didn't realize until the end of chapter 5. Fuuka was in love with him and Asagi knew it.

>>203564

Fuuka's the equivalent to Shimau: A huge, lovable dork.

She totally snorts when she laughs

>>203600

It was more the fact that Asagi was deliberately trying to steal Koiwai from Fuuka...And then we had a flashback to all the times she's fucked with Asagi for no good reason. Man but Asagi was evil in that doujin. The first two chapters are the onl ones that are canon to me

>>203604
I try to pretend #4 didn't happen. Kinda seems like the writers are trying to make everyone forget it happened too.

>>203606

4 was just creepy...Creeepy

I loved Pretty Neighbor 4 because it finally told the story from a loli's point of view (as far as loli doujins go).

>>203606
It does kind of seem like in #5 and that extra bonus one that they just pretend like #4 never happened.

Maybe it was all Ena's fantasy from when she passed out from the heat at the start of the chapter.

>>203608
I actually agree with this and I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.

Suffered a terrible experience abroad (raped, seeing people die, etc) precluding him ever loving again.

>>204846
After that traumatic experience he wondered aimlessly, not wanting to live or die. Between the shell bursts he heard a girl crying. Not knowing or caring he went through the death and found Yots buried under ruble. He lifted her up.

>>204847
He didn't care about life or love. He only lived so that she did.

>>204847
Does anyone have the other version of this?

>>204849
This is the original I think.

>>204793
Oh god, his power has become maximum!

>>203503
Probably a relative of Yotsuba's parents, Dunno if the Japanese have godparents.

>>204890
They probably don't, or at least not that well established equivalently as far as I know.

Now that you mention it, I wonder if there is a Japanese Yakuza film on the same critically acclaimed level as The Godfather.

>>204850
Happy girl meets emotionless guy. Both live happily ever after.

>>204903
I remember when I started watching Tokyo Godfathers how misleading that title turned out to be.

>>204850
what is that from?
Is there more?

>>204954
It's a bonus page from one of the Pretty Neighbor chapters. It was just a one-shot.

>>204903
That would be the greatest thing ever. Especially if there was an anime adaption.

Why is he single..?

>>205040
He is trying to raise a child. The mother died, the father died. The child is his. The child is everything.

♪So no one told you life was gonna be this way...♪

Azuma isn't really known for having those kinds of relationships into his work, but I think it would be cute if the series ended with Koiwai finding a lady to call his own. And Yotsuba would have a mom.

I wouldn't even be picky about who it was. Asagi, Torako, Fuuka, Shimau, etc.

But, I have zero expectation of that actually happening.

>>205369

I won't accept anything but Koiwai and Fuuka.

I won't accept anything but Jumbo, Fuuka, and Kowai.

vc: joy, That would bring me joy.

He's single because, given a choice, otaku prefer daughters that come from out of nowhere to daughters that come from the distasteful idea of being married to a grown woman. Since Yotsuba is more about her individual personality than the mystery of where she comes from, I really don't see why she couldn't have the exact same personality, but just be the child of Koiwai and a wife character. I mean, Osaka's very strange without having to be an orphan from an unknown country.

Of course, maybe the secret is that Yots actually is Koiwai's child.

>>205389
Do we know that Osaka isn't an orphan from an unknown country? (I don't remember seeing her parents, and all we know about her past is that she transferred from Osaka.)

>>205390

She talks to her parents in the 10th anniversary chapters. But we still don't actually see them. MAYBE THEY'RE A FIGMENT OF HER IMAGINATION!

We also learn a bit more about Tomo's parents in those, while I'm on the subject.

>>205369
オトメン（乙男）

>>205471

You're cool because you dropped moonrunes into english conversation!

>>205520
ない場合

>>205520
I got scared for a second, I thought my computer was broken or something.

>>205526

Social Disaster, everybody! Let's give him a hand!

What will he say next!?

Stay tuned!

>>205530

>What will he say next!?

Something wacky?

wackier than a japanese game show

>>205537
Wackier than the self-eating monkey-shaped banana.

>>205530
Oh god, the pressure!

>>205568

Don't worry. You've already jumped the shark.

I'm not that shithead that's calling out on SoDa for no damn reason, but I couldn't help but laugh!
It reminded me of the days of /azu/ when everyone was a complete asshole. If you look in the archives it was pretty damn funny. Not like now where people are helpful, thoughtful and somewhat intelligent and shit. Fucking boring.

>>205600
We have archives?

>>203503
A green-haired girl is coupling with his head like a head-crab. Any normal woman would be rather off-set.

If he looses the headgear, he'd get a gurl.

vc=rowmen

Okay, this has been driving me crazy ever since I came to this board, but...

What does all this vc stuff mean? Like vc=, or vc:

>>205637
I was confused once too. "vc" stands for verification code. People post theirs if they are funny or a real word or phrase, like rowmen.

>>205637
Verification Code - the text image you have to retype to get your post validated as being from human instead of bot (also called captcha)

>>205640
>>205641
You two are part of the problem, not the solution.

>>We have archives?

Well, we have the Internet Archive Wayback Machine:
http://web.archive.org/web/20060206161321/http://www.chiyochan.net/azu/
(huh, it's even got the thumbnails saved) To be honest, doesn't look that different from now.

>>205650

The only difference I can find is that some of the old names are no longer among us.

Okawa, Ragathol!Ole2zHeczA, Krull !mmUtoHdm1Q, Dr Syn, Breathe, Kebinu!GhiZeo/aQQ, RazorTM!2Smkco9xlM, Thom_Serveaux, Sam, Kriegsaffe No. 9,

vc: to all of them I say "goodnight sweet prince."

>>205689
Ragathol still shows up once in a blue moon. His tripcode is different from that though.

>>205695

>His tripcode is different from that though

Then maybe that's not the same person, right?

Uh-oh! I sense a mystery!

>>205697

But we couldn't be arsed to solve it.

>>205699
Then we need to call in the ICPO!

>>205707

1950's clothes.

2050's ray gun.

>>205707
Yukari and Nyamo handcuffed?!!! In school uniforms?!!!

Tomo's been peeking into my fantasies again.

>>205709
What fantasy is so downright sordid that Tomo need a raygun to stop you?

>>205724
On THIS board?

>>205689
Kriegsaffe No. 9 is over in desuchan write fagging it up, I think he still lurks here now and again though.

>>205689
What'd you mean I'm not around? I just have nothing to post about,it's all Yotsuba this and Yotsuba that~MEH!

Azu ether makes some new AD or starts a new series and I'll talk,for now I could give frog shit about "the adventures of the cutest kid in the world"

I'll stop before I get in hot water......

>>205774
Yotsuba can be a real cunt sometimes, but the other stuff makes up for it (and by stuff I mean Fuuka's tits, lovely scenery artwork, Miura's nimble body, subdued but natural writing, etc.).

yot is superior to azu. vc: shrutt it, krull. just joshin'. mileage varies. no big whoop.

>>205775
misha, is that you ?

>>205780
Oh, don't even bring that cocksmoker's name up to me. I actually left /azu/ when he started going crazy, which how the hell do I sound like him? He liked Yomi... yuck!

>>205781

>Yomi... yuck!

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to ask you to leave.

>>205776

Hey I get it,I just don't like.or have ANY use for,kids so I just stay back.

I think the last time I posted much of anything was during the whole "Yukari is free" thing which I enjoyed.

Until Azu gets this fixation on kids out of his system I'll be in the shadows lurking.

I have a blog now so if you want to find me yell and I'll tell you were to go.

Life is a mystery, everyone most stand alone.

>>205787
Guess I'm gonna have to take this along with me, then. ;-)

>RazorTM!2Smkco9xlM

Huh. I know this person. He goes to the same forums as I. So, did he just stop posting, or what?

>>205796
You're borderline illiterate and the only use you have for words is apparently its use as garnish for your jackoff fodder, why would you think anyone would give a shit about your blog?

>>205813
Jesus dude-have a cookie? I just dislike a certain manga,and enjoy the other more.
No reason to have a fit.

Honestly I don't post on chans too much if at all because of asinine behavior like this.

>>205813
.....Why are you the only person on this board who is less than likable?

>>205822
He's just trolling you for shits. I don't think anyone would seriously come on you that strong for disliking Yotsuba.
Unless, you were that guy that made that one doujin of her by that Hispanic man.

>>205842
*raped (cuz that's what it was!)