So, any early xmas presents ?

nope. having a shitty day too so I don't feel like it.

Its a ronery Christmas as usual.

Not really a Christmas gift, but I got a really cheap watch today.. So cheap that one of the buttons popped out when I was setting the time. We had a good laugh about it.

I just relized what day it was right now. I spent most of today sleeping off the fact I failed most of my classes this semester, a fact that would hurt more had I actually been pursuing a degree as opposed to just taking classes to keep me busy.

One of my mom's coworkers decided to give me a flannel shirt for Christmas. Seriously. A flannel shirt.

I could use a flannel shirt. Are you M/L, and would you care for an electric razor?

Hey, /azu/, I had to sell my watch to afford it, but I got you a set of combs.

>>203824
Sweet. I could use some combs.

>>203822
I'm an "L". An electric razor would seem like kind of a waste, since I'm only 15, but I could probably work that out.

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome

You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk

You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

I could have been someone

Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you

I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

Sorry, I was listening to that song when I came here and couldn't get the idea out of my head

Good to get that out of my system

Merry Christmas!

(Wait, wait, I've got one more. Short one so bear with me)

There wasn't any snow on Christmas Eve
And I knew what I should do
I thought I'd free the animals
All locked up at the zoo

I opened up the fence where the peacocks were
The lamas were unleashed
The snakes and seals could all get out
But they refused to leave

All of the animals agreed
They're not happy at the zoos
But they preferred to save themselves
They seemed to think they could

The elephants, orangutans
All the birds and kangaroos all said
"Thanks but no thanks, man
But to be concerned is good"

It started to snow on Christmas Eve
In the middle of the night
Walking through the state park zoo
And everything is white

Christmas hath a darkness;
Brighter than the blazing noon;
Christmas hath a chillness
Warmer than the heat of June,
Christmas hath a beauty
Lovelier than the world can show:
For Christmas bringeth Jesus,
Brought for us so low.

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Merry Christmas!

Should be christmas in Azu land in six months.

Thanks, Cousinted, that'll do.

Christmas is that special time of the month when girls are very nice

I got a jar of Marmite (hard to get in the US), several packs of incense, a pocket utility tool for my keychain, a Toblerone bar, and some small stocking stuffers. I did not get the new Azu omnibus I put on my list (though my sister-in-law may yet get it for me), but I did get a Target gift card, and if I can convince my wife not to use it to get a ceiling fan I can get the book online from them.

>>Cousinted - Fairytale of New York

Loved it! Poor Kirsty MacColl (RIP)

>>203819

>a really cheap watch

That "secret Santa" crap?

I got books, same as every year, including one about motorcycles and one about Dr. House. Also some manga, the typical assorted stuff (candy, wine from work, shirts, undies and jeans from my mom, etc), plus an expansion pack for the Nintendo DS and two copies of the new Zelda game for the DS (Still don't know what I'll end up doing with the extra copy).

I gave as presents a bunch of books too, more candy, converse shoes to my sis, "the god delusion" to my dad (As a joke. He didn't get it), a DVD player to my ex girlfriend, a new bag for my dad's laptop (his real present), and we all chipped in to get my mom a new TV.

Also, I got a day-long hangover. Anyone else got one of those?