>>204613
I too think it's Tomo's destiny to date white rectangle with black border.

>>204617
It's the perfect match.

Sorry, I don't date anyone who can't accept the true results of a dubious online love quiz. Thanks, though. Maybe we can just be friends.

I like those odds!

>>204647
Damn right!

WTF! 00?

>>205205
don't you worry, anon, plenty more fish in the sea and all that.

Trick question. All the girls are either asexual or latent lesbians.

>>205212
inb4 "none of them are gay" debate.

inb4 'THEY ALL MUNCH CARPETS!'

o wait....

>>205214
Excuse me, but Sakaki certainly is not a carpet muncher!

...because Chiyo is 10...

if Kaori isn't a lezzer, then none of 'em are.

>>205215
Dear lord help me but I lol'd

Time to adjust my VC:yaw

>>205216

I bet that's shopped, but I'd love to be wrong

>>205218
It isn't shopped, which is good because it's funny ans awesome in at least 89 levels.

Didn't Azuma himself say they aren't homozuals?

>>205224
Yeah, like you can trust THAT GUY as a source.

>>205218
That's really what it says (more or less).

>>205215
Needs a repost of that edit where Chiyo and Yomi are discussing pubic hair (it was in Japanese if I recall).

>>203294

Duplicate file detected, so click above to see what it really says.

God ...I just want 5 minutes alone with Kaorin to show her The Way of The Cock and direct her on the right path.

>>205260
screengrab, (vc:)boy!

>>205263
goddammit

Kaorin is one of those girls I just like,if she's anything I hope she's bi so I at least get a chance to have some fun with her....

>>205319
I say we do a two-on-two with her mom, play a few rounds of Chutes and Ladders, if you catch my drift.

>>205325
En she'd be ok,but to be 100% honest I'd like to show Kaorin the joys of anal sex.....

>>205326
Then how about Hungry Hungry Hippos?

>>205326
Couldn't agree more. That does sound rather fun.

>>205328
I know this a gay (as in male homosexual) term but there are some females I'd love nothing more then to be "butt buddies" with.

Koarin and even Sakaki I'd love to show all about anal.....

Excuse me,I need to go take care of something.

>>205330
That's kind of like my situation with futa. I have no homosexual tendencies whatsoever in RL, but I wouldn't mind letting Kagura take me on a trip on the Hersey Highway or give Sak a fellatio.

Kagura would be my astronaut. The road to Uranus is dark and crusty

>>205330
I'd love to show yomi,tomo and osaka all about it too. then I'm suddenly reminded of that one yomi h-manga.

>>205340
If that's true she's ether a slob or just a pig,everybody knows how to wipe their ass..I hope.
There's only one way to be sure-pee in her butt!
>>205341
Osaka we've covered,I think she'd do about anything once.
Yomi...eats spicy food,'nuff said.
Tomo,like Osaka would do anything once,but I think she's one girl who'd donkey punch YOU.

>>205343
That's the main reason why I won't lick a girl's asshole. I don't want any nasty surprises and taste someone's shit for a week.

>>205343
>>205350
Well this thread sure took a turn for the horrible.

This thread. Or rather, what this thread has become.

Eh, I've seen worse.

Now, back to the game! VC:hut!

...Who am I kidding? I don't give a damn about football.

>>205350

Licking a girl's ass is like sticking your tongue to a nine volt battery.

Licking a man's ass is like being Godzilla huffing a paper plant.

I thought of something so perverted I'd do with Yomi along these lines that I'm actually embarrassed to say it, even on /azu. I'm weirdly pleased that I still have some morality left. Not enough to keep me from thinking it, though, I notice.