>>208341
Like that?
Like what?
>>208343
>if you were walking down the escalator rather than sliding, and it started up suddenly, then you'd be traveling faster.
Exactly the kind of thing I kept thinking about at night when I was a child. I thought things like "If you're climbing up a ladder inside a rocket-propelled spaceship which is also moving up, you're actually moving faster than the spaceship! Cool!"
BTW, elevators are superior because:
-They don't move diagonally, therefore get you faster to your destination
-You can make love in them, as I said before
-You can pretend to be on a Star Trek episode
-They don't force you to stare at the fat ass of strangers while you're going up
Elevator music sucks, I'll grant that, but I bet "escalator music", if existed, would suck so much that it would make you forget all the kick-ass tunes you ever heard.
And look at that! They don't let you do anything on an escalator!