No penis can resist that much trolling.
So yes, things would be different. Specially for you.

The weekend is here.

>>208350
A new record! Off topic in only 2 posts!

Could I ask that people try to stick a little more closely to rule 1? A little bit is okay, but the front page has been cluttered with totally non /azu/ related stuff lately.

Granted that IM is arguably off topic as well, but it's at least more on topic than Garfield Without Garfield.

How's this for on topic?

Chiyo Mihama and Miu Matsuoka. Compare and contrast.

I'll do the compare:
Both are around 11 years old.
Both have oddly colored (for a Japanese person) reddish-brown hair.
Both have pigtails.
Both have parents that are always mysteriously off camera.
Both are single children.

>>208353
You forgot
"I would commit statutory rape with both."

>>208356
That's awful! Poor little Chiyo. I can't believe you'd do that to Chiyo. Yes, you are completely sick for wanting to do that to Chiyo. Tsk, tsk, Chiyo isn't ready for that. Poor Chiyo.

>>208350
Jim Davis has no shame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl4pjEbEydE

>>208356

Statuatory?

>>208357
I notice that you only mention Chiyo...

>>208348
1.
peek
2.
flop
Man: "Hrg!"
3.
Miu: "I found these two puddings in the refrigerator. Can I eat them both?"
Man: "No, don't do that."
Miu: "Today's my birthday you know."
4.
Man: "Oh, really? Happy birthday."
Miu: nom-nom
Man: "Hey, you're already eating them?"
Man: (I told you not to...)
5.
Miu: NOM-NOM-NOM
Man: click-click
6.
Miu: "I don't like this, it's boring."
Man: "Then what do you want to watch?"
Miu: "I dunno, something interesting."
7.
Man: (This show Miu likes isn't interesting at all...)
Miu: nom-nom (Not watching)
8.
Miu: "Alright, all done."
Man: "Were they good? Those were new flavors weren't they?"
9.
Miu: "Not really."
Man: "...huh...?"
Miu: "The pudding Chi-chan made today was better."
10.
Miu: hang "It had like, lots of fruits and stuff."
Man: (If I say that she's heavy, she'll make my life a living hell later, so I won't say anything).
11.
Miu: sigh "This show is boring."
Man: "You just said this was a good show, didn't you?"
Miu: "No I didn't."
12.
Miu: fidget fidget
13.
Miu: hnnnng
14.
Miu: HnnnGGG!!!
Man: "Heh-heh-heh, your strength is no match for me."
15.
Miu: "Hiyah!"
Man: "Hrgh!"
SHIN-CHOP
16.
Miu: "Freedom!"
Man: "right in the shin..."

>>208348

If Miu was my girlfriend, I'd be in jail.

>>208371
Why would you want her as a girlfriend anyway?

I mean, she's cute and all, but she's annoying as hell and a troll loli, which I call 'trolli'.

Chi-chan, on the other hand, is perfection and love. She's even cuter than Miu and a hell of a lot better in every way.

>>208372
Maybe it has to do with the fact that it's hard to feel like you're violating her.

Why do you think she's such an attention seeker?
Maybe her parents are negligent?

>>208375
That...
That's quite a dessert...

>>208376
Silly Miu, riding the giant dessert. Now her vulva will smell like strawberries and her feet will taste like ice cream.

>>208372
If Miu was about fifteen years older, she'd be my perfect woman.
Of course, I like crazy girls with evil senses of humour who take great pleasure in causing me pain and discomfort. So your mileage may vary.

>>208379
This one has to be at least 30.

>>208370
Cute AND pedo. My nutbladder are aching hurt.

vc: delisc(ious flat chest?)

>>208381
Those things freak me out. And I bet 90% of them are male.

>>208385
My brother was born 90% male. The tip of his penis was a vagina.

I honestly think Miu is a lesbian. The subtle hints are there: she is always wearing a piece of clothing that is manly, she is now even shamelessly getting inside Chika's bed, she wanted Nobue to kiss her, she even told Chika they are lesbians.
And yes even at 12 boys and girls will know they are gay.

>>208408
Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify your tastes in fanart, man.

>>208408

I could see Miu as a lesbian. Of course, she might also just be emulating nobue to get attention. Or it could be both.

Chika I don't really see any evidence either way. They clearly aren't an... erm... active lesbian couple at present.

>>208431
Their classmates have their suspicions.

>>208439

The manga does seem to be increasingly hinting at that. Any more concrete establishment would be a pretty big departure from the normal tone, though.

>>208348
you obviously havent read the last few chapters where Chika woke up and found Miu in her bed and when confronted, Miu said she had no answer. And all the events described are part of the official manga and not some doujins

>>208443
I don't recall that.

>>208448
you were the one who translated it!

>>208439

The 'in class' addition versus 'don't do that' or 'get off me!' don't help. She's not rejection such attention so much as a public display... and this doesn't count the kissing thing Miu keeps doing.

>>208443
Given their ages, concrete establishment would both be difficult, and would violate various statutes in certain countries by its existence.

>>208451

I don't mean them having sex. I mean acknowledgment by one or both of them that there are romantic feelings between them. It seems unlikely that they'd be sure of that at their age, though, and in any case such a development would seem out of place in this manga.

It would be interesting to see what sort of crazy scheme Miu might come up with to come out of the closet, though, as well as how long it would take for the other characters to decide that she's being serious.

>>208372

>trolli

>>208450
Oh, right, I had forgotten that particular panel.

I was remembering from the last OVA when Miu is doing her impersonation of Chi, one of the things she says is "Go sleep at your own house!"

I didn't notice until it was pointed out that Chika's lines make a senryu...

YOU ARE THE ONIICHAN

>>208464
Onii-chan
My period hasn't come
What do we do now?

>>208465
"I'm going to cherish you more than anything in my whole life, so don't worry!! Once you turn 16, we're going to get married!!"
"But we're still young, and Chi seems troubled. I wonder if she hasn't given up hope this time..."

>>208466
I think the second one is more like "oniichan" obliquely suggesting that Chika get an abortion.

They're supposed to be alternate choices like in a VN, hence the "cursor"...

>>208467
VN?
It occured to me he might be talking about that, but I looked up the word for abortion, and it's different from what he's saying, so I figured that wasn't it.

>>208470

>VN?

Visual Novel

>>208465
>>208464

Any more of these? Sauce?

>>208472
Alright.
I was thinking the first dialogue was said out loud, and the second one was internal monologue.

If they're two different options (and if あきらめて in this case means to give up the baby) then it's probably more like:

"I'm going to take cherish it more than anything in the world, so don't worry!! Once you turn 16, let's get married!!"

"We're both still young, and you seem worried too, don't you? Maybe you should give it up this time..."

>>208475
Artist's pixiv:
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=169497

>>208478
Left to right, Row 1:
Expressionless
Smiling
Angry
Sad

Row 2:
Crying
Shy
Impatient
Surprised

Row 3:
Submissive
Dominant　(What is that?　It's so small, lol)
Faced with something she likes
Faced with something she hates

>>208372

>[Chika is] even cuter than Miu and a hell of a lot better in every way.

I agree whole-heartedly

Also, is it some sort of internet rule that any discussion of a character will inevitably lead to discussing that character's possible homosexuality? Not to say that Miu couldn't be a lesbian, or that Nobue isn't almost certainly one, but it does seem to come up all the time.

>>208482
Ever heard of the Love and Rockets comic by Los Bros Hernandez?
People discussed Hopey and Maggie possible lesbianism for years untill finally Jamie showed them in bed together making out.
When a character acts ambiguous sexually that's because the artist wants to make the reader come back and to keep them interested.
That is why Asaga and Tora ad Miura are interesting cuz we can speculate and that makes us seek the story.
Thus said, there has been many discussions where a character's sexuality has never come onto question because it's been clear as to what it is.
exaples:
Osaka, Matsuri and Ana. Nobody has ever speculated if they are lesbians.

Will there be a new Ichigo Mashimaro chapter this month?

>>208478

thanks!

>>208483
According to the preview page on Dengeki's website there will be.

>>208478
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean, Chi.
Screw it, an Alabama Hot-pocket will fix her attitude.

>>208486

I was going to suggest a good ol' fashioned over-the-knee spanking.

>>208486
I don't know what that is, and I think I'm better off not knowing.

>>208488
Nah, she might enjoy that. I was thinking something that will humiliate her and as well as stimulate her with feces.

>>208507

I wonder what the size of her feces are?

>>208514
It's kind of difficult to shit on your own vagina... (unless your vagina can already do that).

Any Ana or Matsuri fans out there, or are we all into Miu and/or Chika?

VC:blearthable, whatever that means.

>>208522
Ana gets whored out so much everywhere else. She doesn't even do anything.

>>208522
Matsuri is the Moe-est.

>>208535
But Chika would be the best waifu, and Miu would be the most fun to date.

>>208540
And Ana?

>>208541
vc: wowzzness

speaks for itself

This thread reeks of pedo...

This thread reeks of play dough...

>>208560

It's cute, not pedo!

>>208547
She probably wouldn't need a condom, anyway...

>>208547
I wish there was a hide post option in this board.

>>208541

Ana? Nobue knows what to do with Ana.

>>208535

>Matsuri is the Moe-est.

So you're stuck with the old definition of "moe", aren't you?
Well, good for you. The word means fucking nothing today anyway. In the classical sense she is the moe-est indeed.

>>208522
Ana and Matsuri fan here.
They are awesome characters.
Maybe I'd like them better if the show didn't include Chika. I mean, since Chika is perfection no other character can look too great.

>>208567
Was there another definition of moe?

>>208565
Nobue: "You're so cute, I could just eat you up!"
Ana: "Onee-sama, what exactly do you mean by 'eat'? "
Nobue: "He-he-he, that's a secret..."

Nowadays "moe" means "cute and drawn with rounder lines". Not necessarily a burning passion to want to take care of.

>>208572
This.
The word has been butchered. I mean, look at that bullshit article!
"How to be a moe girl"? WTF?!

>>208567

>The word means fucking nothing today anyway.

That's pretty brutal.

>>208573
That... that's a troll picture, right? Like a photoshop or something?

Oh, and I've been meaning to say,
>>208567

>Chika's perfection

You sure you wouldn't be put off by her constant nagging? You seemed pretty bothered when Fuuka did it.

>>208577
A troll picture?
The article is there. You can read it.
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Moe-Girl

And I wouldn't mind her nagging. Also, she only nags for good reasons: Her sister is a lazy, unreliable, messy child molester. Not that we don't love her for that, but her behaviour is a legitimate reason to nag.
And Miu is a god damn pest. So you see, she nags for good reasons. I don't mind when people do that. She's a sweet person when nobody's being annoying.
And she wouldn't be a nagger with me around, 'cause I'm clean, tidy and I cook too. We have a lot in common, Chika and I.

When Fuuka did it I just pointed it out as a joke, because the thread was about her being single.

About you and Matsuri, I've seen you complain about her acting like a baby and such, wondering what kind of 11 years old reads picture books, and then I've seen you posting comments that make me think you like her.
Maybe you're not being honest with your feelings?

>>208579
She's perfect the way she is. I'm just pointing out that she's a little "special" if you catch my drift. If anything, it makes me want to take care of her more.

>>208581
Yeah, I figured you felt that way.
I still wonder what's the deal with her age. Will she be 12 from now on?
Will it be like in The Simpsons, as you said, where they have birthdays but stay the same age?

I also wonder if her parents realize her survival skills are minimal.

>>208583

I'm trying to think of some way to explain away some of those issues, like that she might only act that way in specific circumstances or something, but it's just not coming to me. I can't think of any alternative explanation without delving into science fiction (alien superspy in cute disguise). She just simply has developmental issues, and will probably be a dependent for life.

This was a Chiyo thread, right?

>>210828

It's ok Ralen; we needed an IM thread anyway, and this is one of the better ones we've had.

with satoshi kon dying and apparantly another anime "visonary" now, makes me wonder how

If Chiyo was my girlfriend, things would be different around here. Different and intellectual, cute and unlawful.

If Chiyo-chan was my girlfriend I would be very disappoint.

Because I like my girls with long hair and the ability to bear children.

>>210849
Well, she was a child 10 years ago.
You can, without any guilt, begin the VC: fapation

I want to post a comment on this thread, but I can't think of anything to say.

What to do?

>>210845

wait, what? you must be missing a few words.

speaking of missing words, anyone hear anything about future ichigo mashimaro chapters?

>>210853
The preview page of Dengeki Daioh lists it in the October issue (although it also listed it in the September issue, and then pulled it at the last minute).

As long as Miu is still okay, I found this picture on pixiv a few days ago that made me go 'what'.

Longcat is faaaaaaaat.

>made me go 'what'.

We're talking about Miu. Nothing about her makes sense.

tragedy strikes

>>210862
Longcat has been abducted by Miu!

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Longcat?

>>210871
I'm not necessarily sure I'd call this a tragedy...
I mean sure Miu is about to molest Matsuri, but what else is new.

>>210854
IM Confirmed for this month.
Also, today is Saeko Chiba's birthday.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/510772/

>>210871
You can't just post something like this and not give sauce.

>>210885
It's that doujin where Chika is "playing" with her recorder, been posted here before.

If Yomi was my girlfriend, things would be different around here.

Different, and a whole lot more erotic.

If a swarm of carnivorous wasps was my girlfriend, things would be different around here.
-points to junk when saying "here"-

Different, and a whole lot more painful.

If Tomo was my girlfriend...

You know what, fuck it. I'd probably end up strangling the bitch.

>>210852
Read the thread, think about Yotsuba, Azumanga or Ichigo Mashimaro, close your eyes and let the ideas flow.

>>210895
this is /azu/
/z/ is elsewhere

And what the heck is /z/?

>>210970
A hidden 4chan board.
http://boards.4chan.org/z/

>>210978
...remind me not to follow your links again ><

>>210978
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHY DID I CLICK THAT

>>210978

I've seen worse

>>210978
Oh, thanks. I have a new fetish now.

If any of us had girlfriends, things would be different around here...namely, there'd be no postings.

>>211001
True, I didn't post here while I had a girlfriend. But now I'm married, so...

>>211005
Share some of that, come on, don't be stingy.

>>211006

>don't be stingy.

For jokes that bad you should be PUNished.