Hey! That is my snail!
Get off, you are a young girl!
You don't even fit.

Tiny Japanese girl
You're my tiny Japanese girl
Tiny Japanese girl
Get out my shoebox, girl
I need to put my shoes away

They're gonna get all scuffed and that
While you're in there, girl
Doesn't even fit you
I mean, you're small but you're not a midget, girl

>>208412
But I'm tiny like a doormouse,
Short like a bungalow house,
Minute like a pixie.
You can barely even see me.
I can ride around on a shetland pony and people say I'm far away,
but I'm pretty big in Tokyo.

There are tiny Osakas in my garden that come out when it rains. I believe this.

>>208386

That sure is a ladylike pose Osaka has going there.

That's not a snail, that's Osaka's genitalia.

Osaka shat a snail?

Osaka is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

-Sir Winston Churchill. 

What's that in the garden? A lily?
A girl on a snail! She's so silly!
She's taking great pride
In the invertebrate ride
Osaka is her name. Well, not really...

There was a young girl from Osaka
Who tried to ride to shool and back-a
But through mysterious ways
The trip lasted for days
She was riding a snail, that baka.

>>208468
There once was a girl from osaka

who rode to school and a-back-a

Through mysterious ways

The trip lasted for days

She was riding a snail, that baka.

Fixed?

are we rewriting pink floyd lyric now?

>>208471
Much better, thanks. There are damn good reasons why I'm not a poet.

>>208547

Fine work, Chileanon; I hope you're doing well. A couple minor tweaks:

What's that in the garden? A lily?
A girl on a snail! She's so silly!
  She's taking great pride
  In her gastropod ride
Osaka's her name. Well, not really....

sage

>>208492

There once was a girl named Osaka
Who though she could ride to Jakarta
saw a snail in hand
and thought it was grand
so she rode the poor thing, that baka.

Fuck rhyming osaka.

A girl named Yukari once said
I refuse to get out of this bed
A girl came with a knife
And scared for her life,
Yukari got up and fled.

A girl named Osaka once said,
"There are all sorts of things in my head,
Like snails I can ride,
When I want to glide,
Through the garden I use for my bed."

>>208543
Bugger, I meant "called", not "named" :(

Plenty of rhymes for Osaka.
Like baka, moussaka and waka.
Aka means red
(Like bean paste in bread)
So there's lots -- the whole tripitaka.

There once was a girl form Japan
Who said she had the masterplan
They called her Osaka
A head full of caca
I don't remember the rest, but I fucked your mom.

>>208491
Well, that is better. Thanks.

This girl over here is Kaorin
She's gay, if you know what I mean
It's easy to tell
She will go to Hell
'Cause being a dyke is a sin.

That last one was mean. I feel bad now.
I sage myself.

The cute young girl here is Kaorin
I called her a dyke, that was mean
And all that hate crime
For some silly rhyme?
I should keep my limericks clean.

Osaka had hiccups, oh my!
Odd remedies they had to try
the cure, said Sakaki
Is diospyros kaki
And then Chiyo had them, but why?

She spaces out and likes to think.

She claims it wasn't her, but her farts really stink.

She loves sata-andagi, it's her favorite food.

Watching her eat it gets me in the mood.

>>208578
I think it's a bigger crime that you're trying to rhyme "Kaorin" with "mean" and "clean"

Somehow, we started with an Ozaka thread and ended up with random limericks. I'm totally okay with this.

>>208491

You get a gold star for actually using the word gastropod in a limerick.

>>208632
Why? They rhyme.

The problem was in >>208575 trying to rhyme it with both 'mean' and 'sin'.

>>208637
So "Kaorin" is pronounced "Kah-oar-een"? I've always been pronouncing it "Kay-oar-inn".

>>208666
kah-oh-rin, actually

>>208666, >>208667
Yeah, the "i" in "Kaorin" is pronounced like the "i" in "machine".

>>208668

this.

Also, there is no "hard A" in Japanese: it's "Kah" not "Kay"

>>208669

>There is no "hard gay" in Japanese

I find it quite the aberration
to witness the sad degradation
from limerick thread
to how names are read.
It causes me much irritation.

>>208701

Don't Blame Me!
I Wanted Us To
Make Haikus.

>>208403

>>208915
Haikus need not rhyme
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

I couldn't think of rhymes for this thread
so I captioned some pictures instead.

A couplet by Anonymous.

>>208915
>>208386
OP doesn't know
how to properly create
a haiku poem

>>208963
Haiku rules
differ for English
poetry

3-5-3
is acceptable
in that case.

http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm

I'm kind of torn. I had never really thought of Osaka sexually before, but I feel guilty as an otaku that I don't. It's like I'm not trying hard enough.

She's too...conceptual. Surely one cannot fap to a concept.

A large chunk of /os/ begs to differ. ;^)