Characters from Baccano! but I have no idea what they're doing here

>>208952
Because everyone loves Yotsuba!

They've got Yotsuba. So Gotsuba.

I think they're running off to Mootxico.

Baccano has one of the greatest openings since TANK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvLiYLgsPaY

It's from a string of drawfag threads over at 4chan that has been going on for almost a week now.

Posting some of the /azu/ related results

(please don't ask me about the why and how of some of these pictures)

(Osaka with the vuvuzela is also from these sessions)

>>209032
Why, that's... not questionable at all.

>>209029

>>209040
A child's head on busty adult's body creeps me the hell out.

I knew there was one that I had forgotten to post yesterday.

also: HOLY SHIT

>>209046

Sounds like anime.

>>209054
Do you do like Medieval Times, Kaorin?

>>209046
Good for you!
It means you aren't a pedophile like the rest of the sick fucks here.
Seriously, some of you freaks need to be in jail.

>>209046

>adult's body

>>209072

>pedophile

What?

>>209072
Hmmmm... Very interesting. Tell me about your mother.

>>209072
Go hug your Nonexistent Youth Bill - oh, wait!

Yeah. Pedophiles.
You sit here and look at drawings of children like Yotsuba and Ena and Fuuka in sexual situations, you post fucked up manga, and drawings other people make, and you fanasize about these underage characters screwing around.
I don't know what else you'd call it.
Surely you can see that's not right.

>>209110
Okay... what are you doing here again?

Not me, pal. I did the right thing and waited patiently until episode 20 to fap, when they were seniors. At that point I started whacking my meat like I was a Seattle cop.

>>209110

>You sit here and look at drawings of children like Yotsuba and Ena and Fuuka in sexual situations, you post fucked up manga, and drawings other people make, and you fanasize about these underage characters screwing around.

Well, yeah, but right after that I feel like, totally bad about it. That makes it OK, right?

>>209110

While the stuff with Ena and Yotsuba bothers me as well, I don't think you'll do much good by slinging pedophile accusations around. People don't like being told something they do is wrong.

Having said that, the stuff with Fuuka doesn't strike me as pedophilia because she's sexually mature. While underage according to the letter of the law (although isn't the age of consent in Japan 16?), she would be, historically, of child-bearing age in societies and cultures at least before the industrial revolution. Not saying that's good or bad or anything, just throwing it out there...

>>209118
I was trying to draw attention to the fact that >>209072 said >>209046 was unlikely to be a pedophile because he found an adult's body *un*attractive.
What?

>>209120
I don't think that's necessarily what >>209072 was saying.
Maybe >>209072 interpreted >>209046 as "I don't like childish things on my adult ladies".

>>209113
Not posting shit like Yotsuba Kiddie porn

>>209072
>>209110
>>209123
>>209115
Girlie men.

>>209118

>I don't think you'll do much good by slinging pedophile accusations around. People don't like being told something they do is wrong.

Really?
No shit. Maybe because they know what they are doing is pretty fucked up and against the law in most countries?

And "underage according to the letter of the law"...Yes. The same law that can get you prosecuted for child pornograhpy.
Doesn't matter if the Japanese law says 16 (if it in fact does) You aren't in Japan. Most people here aren't either.
You can't justify and rationalize this shit.

And for the record?
I'm here because my Wife and son and I love the Yotsuba Comics. We appreciate the guys who translate them, and like to read them since it take so lomg for the collected English versions to come out.
But you know the sad part? My wife won't come here any more because she got tired of seeing all the shit that gets posted. The drawings, and the stories, and the posts about how you want Ena or Asagi to have giant dicks. It disgusts her. And my little son? Do you thing he would benefit from seeing a little girl like Yotsuba get fucked by Yanda?
Or any of the other things that show up here?
I can't let him look at stuff that is supposed to be designed FOR KIDS!
I'm here because I have to weed through all this, and find the good stuff that some of you do so we can enjoy a comic we like.

Think about that for a minute. My child can't sit on my knee and read through this board about an innocent, sweet little girl in a comic, because some twisted fucker has to broadcast his perverted fantasies about sex with children.
And you have the nerve to try and say it's ok, or even to try and justify it?

Jesus Christ some of you people seriously need to be locked up.

>Do you thing he would benefit from seeing a little girl like Yotsuba get fucked by Yanda?

Who wouldn't benefit from seeing that?
... Haha sorry old bean. I'm on your side, but you just keep making it SOOOOO easy to troll.

>Do you thing he would benefit from seeing a little girl like Yotsuba get fucked by Yanda?

what about by jumbo?

Assuming you're actually serious--and haven't just discovered with sudden horror this thing called "the Internet"--take a look at this, the cover of Dengeki Daioh, the magazine in which *Yotsuba&!" appears. Does it look to you like it's intended for kids?

>>209128

>Assuming you're actually serious

I think it was obvious this was a troll from >>209072.
Although this being the internet, there's always a possibility people are being serious...

In any case, most of the stuff he's complaining about doesn't actually get posted here, or gets posted sparingly by one or two people (like the one "I want to bring Ena screaming into womanhood" guy who wasn't ever being overly serious anyway).

>>209128
And what? Does that justify some of the stuff that gets posted here? I don't care what the cover of that magazine looks like. That's not the issue.
Yotsuba is a 5 year old girl. Yet some of you think it's perfectly alright to post pix and stories about her having sex, or some of the other things that have come up.
"and haven't just discovered with sudden horror this thing called "the Internet"--"
Yes. I know whatthe internet is, thank you.
I've been using it since it was originally BBS's. And I know what's available, and here's a surprise, I've gotten porn from it!
Imagine that. An adult male downloading porn, where adults are engaged in fornication and adultery! GASP!
The key there is ADULTS engaged in lascivious acts. Not children, and underaged girls.
HUGE difference.

>>209132

>Yotsuba is a 5 year old girl. Yet some of you think it's perfectly alright to post pix and stories about her having sex

Alright, now I know he's trolling. Aside form the occassional spam (which is usually promptly deleted) this has never happened here.
Unless he thinks this is 4chan.

>>209135
not even 4chan treads on yotsuba

Maybe he's protesting a little too much.

Just ignore the troll, /azu/s. He's probably from the shimauu board, anyway. They probably troll here when they have a writer's block.

>>209140
Well, whoever it was, WhoMe is into loli so it definitely wasn't him.

My face when this fucker is still going at it.

Shouldn't you be preaching this misguided moralfaggotry on not4chan or another place that actually is about lolicon? This board doesn't even allow NSFW stuff.
In fact even the NWS azu thread doesn't allow lolicon.

"That stuff never goes on here. It's a work safe board anyway!"
And yet right above this thread you have this:
>>208833
Young girls with big dicks.
A picture of Yotsuba with tits, and comments about the size her dick shoud be.
And you think that's OK?

>>209154

I'll say this just once...

<--

>>209155
I will say this once as well.

>>209154
Is your name Daniel Jonathon Lawren Benfield?

>>209158

This guy claims to be married and have a daughter, so probably not.

Who the hell comes to iichan or wakachan and expects it to be family friendly? Do they have any idea what is going on in the other boards? That warning on iichan's front page is there for a reason.

No wonder people are having a hard time taking this tirade seriosuly.

>>209162
I think it's the fact that this is supposed to be a work safe board.

And ranting aside, he does have a point. I've seen some fucked up shit on the web before, and I get the willies when some douchebag posts pix from 4-leaf Lover, or some doofus is talking about poppping Fuuka's cherry.
Hell, the whole Yot/Yan thing makes me go WTF?!?!?!
I think his rage is misguided, but I think he really is real. People react in strange ways to stuff.

>>209163
What's funny about Four Leaf Lover is that even the author thinks it's sick. There was something on the last page where he did some even more soul crushing drawings of either teenaged Ena or Miura getting pregnant (I forget which, I've blocked it out) and the note on the bottom says something like "Those who want a sequel - Monsters: 1, Humans: 0"

>>209159
He said he had a son.
>>209125

>>209165
Oh, details!
>>209163
People like that suck. I don't care at all for Yots/Yan or any "shipping" of my favorite characters; doesn't give me the right, duty, privilege, whatever you want to call it to shit on people that do.
If this fool was really worried about being here he would have split when he first saw cp posted here. It'll come again... it always does.

>>209163
I too, experience plenty of times here that make me think 'I didn't need to see or hear that'. but I find it a lot easier to just ignore it and move on. It's just the nature of places like these, it's unlikely to change, like >>209169 says.
Half the time I assume it's being posted for the sake of getting attention anyway, and I don't want to give them that.

>>209140

They have the opposite problem: logorrhea. I've never seen so many words shat out, ever.

The tags say that's supposed to be Koiwai.

>>209183
Well, he is getting prettier and prettier...

TRAGEDY STRIKES!

>>209225

>>209225
gets on his knees
PRAISE GAWD!! FINALLY!

>>209275
Is that a chic tract?

>>209140

I thought the only people who posted in Shimauu were Ralen, Crimson Assassin, Vision, Social Disaster, and maybe two or three others. Does this mean, ITT, they are arguing with themselves, both anonymously and in name form.

>>210695
I only post in Shimauu if /azu/ has been down for more than 8 hours.

tragedy strikes

>>210712
Is that VGCatz?

Yotsuba & Child Abduction!

>>210712
"Yotsuba & The Right To Remain Silent"?

>>210715
can't be, vgcats are always politically correct

>>210730
And, now they're coming out with a new game called Baby Mama, or something.

>>210715
It's by somebody on FurAffinity IIRC.

>>210712

<--??

>>210712
I knew that "Angel Dust Party" was a bad idea

>>210712
I don't get it.
Did she bury her dad?

>>210781
thats not a shovel, its a kitchen knife (osaka homage?)
i think its implying that yots was making peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches, but being the child she is, she made a mess and practically covered the kitchen in it than the bread itself! sadly, that means that got on floor, and when daddy walked in.... bomp!
i think she's crying 'cause his head hit the counter.

>>210782

There was some Calvin and Hobbes comic where Susie runs some kind of scam on Calvin, which Calvin falls for (I can't remember exactly what it was), and then Calvin's mom comes in, gets on to him, and says to Susie, "Susie, it's not nice to tease those less intelligent than you," or something like that.

Anyway Azunymous, it's not nice to tease those less intelligent than you.

>>210788
the fuck are you talking about?

>>210715
It's from: http://www.aorange.com/?m=200808

"Wow, that has to be the most fucked up strip I’ve done, yet. Anyways, out of all the manga I currently read, I must say Yotsuba&! is my current favorite. This strip was actually inspired by favorite Yotsuba story, “Yotsuba & Revenge!”. The story simply has to do with young Yotsuba watching a gangster flick with her dad, and then going out and trying to shot and kill everyone… with a squirt gun. It’s pretty hilarious.

Well, being the disturbed young individual I am, I wondered what would happen if Yotsuba watched a slasher flick. This comic is what came from that though."

>>210794

Calvin and Hobbes. You've got to stop huffing Vagisil, it's ruining your reading comprehension.