Aliens, of course.

She did it in her sleep.

That's not an orange. It's a clementine!

That's because Osaka wills it!

It unpeeled itself when it realized it was in the presence of a superior being such as Osaka.
I think we would all do the same in that situation.

>>209699
You're assuming, of course, that she isn't fusing the torn peel back together.

The tangerines I get are bred to peel in one piece. Seriously, you could do it one-handed.

it's actually a chocolate orange perhaps...?

It's a mikan, those things peel so easily they're not human.

>>209721
>>209730
You mean they can breed citrus so easy to peel that even Osaka could do it? This is relevant to my interests.

VC: wuss

>>209730
No... they're oranges...

Trust him, guys. He's a Food Expert.

>>209737
I'll admit, I used to confuse oranges with humans too, but if you look closely, you'll realize they're actually quite different.

>>209749
I just wish you had realized what you were squeezing the juice out of sooner...

Never could peel an orange for shit,tried a tangerine once and nearly went crazy with that little fucker...I just use my pocket knife and cut four lines in it and get it done that way.

If I don't it looks like Frankenstein went berserk on it.

That's not Osaka, but merely an imaginary depiction of her along with fictional surroundings. As such, those and her actions are virtually limitless in variety in the frame of this artefactual depiction.
The mystery is solved.

>>209759
It's a screenshot from an official arcade game.

"Osaka with some attributes of my personal liking added on."

>>209794

Various degrees of want.

>>209794

Miss Kasuga's had a growth spurt. Nice. Curvy Osaka is curvy! Flaty flat Osaka is cute, but with an hourglass figure (like Yomi or Sakaki for example), she gets me hard. More like this please.

>>209699

>HOW COULD THIS BE? THERE'S NO WAY OSAKA COULD HAVE PEELED THAT ORANGE SO PERFECTLY! WE HAVE A MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS!

Noot really. Osaka's sitting under a Kotatsu, right? Tangerines are associated with Kotatsu, and there's a kind of tangerine that's easier to peel than previous ones. Thus Osaka has peeled it perfectly.

...that, or it's actually a Terry's Chocolate Orange she has.

Mayhaps the way she peeled it perfectly is by vc: thaizzing. Yomi has the thaizz for it.

>>209794
That's too saucy a pose for Ms. Osaka.

Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise.

>>209794

Miss Kasuga will grow up to become an extremely attractive woman. As this pic proves. Mayhaps like her body, her brain will blossom into a great philosophical - nay, laterally thinking - mind, like that of Edward de Bono.

>>209821

Me: Oh Miss Kasuga, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!

Osaka: Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits!

X3

>>209828
I can't help but think the "What's in?" is asking what she stuffed her bra with.

>>209812
It's Mayhap. Not Mayhaps.
You don't sound very clever or educated when you use words incorrectly like that.

>>209837
As long as it's not "Irregardless" I think it's mostly forgivable.

>>209812
Yeah, and thaizz is an adverb, ya jerk.

Oh, and I guess >>209834 should technically be "Asking with what she stuffed her bra."

>>209828

That makes me think of Shirafuji Kyouko in Working!! for some reason. The body's right for Shirafuji, ditto the attitude... which is so far from Osaka that it's not funny. :D

>>209840
Not really.
That preposition rule was needlessly cribbed from Latin without regards to English's Germanic roots. Grammarians have been throwing it out as far back as the 18th century.
Split infinitives are also acceptable.

>>209857
Feels good girl.

Sexy adult Osaka is sexy.

>>209834

Adult laterally thinking Osaka is asking "What's in (your head at the moment)?" as in "what's on your mind?"

>>209837

So what if I used "Mayhaps"? You, nor the rest of the world have been vc: injore-d as a result. If you're going to be that pedantic, then start correcting people everywhere on the net about the "Emperor's New Clothes" that are memes. Such as "Son, I'm Disappoint(ed)", "What is this, I don't (know how to end sentences?)" and so on.

Therefore my use of "Mayhaps" instead of "Mayhap" is the least of your problems.

>>209867
Your excuse is invalid.
You are judged by your own misuse of the word, not what everybody else does on the web.

You have simply been informed that you are using a word that is not correct. Most mature people would realize that it is a simple correction, and adjust accordingly. Your irrational reaction of "well other people are doing wrong things", and "I'll do what I want", show not only are you very immature, but willfully remaining in ignorance. Which is pitiful, bucause you are most likely an adult, and here you are acting like a spoiled child.

>>209870
And yes, there is a typo in there. Bucause should be because.

See how easy it is to admit your mistakes and correct them?

>>209871
>>209870
>>209867
>>209849
>>209837

I suggest killing yourselves.

>>209872

You're gonna feel like crap if they actually kill themselves.

>>209870

>Your excuse is invalid.

>>209877

Not even the Dalai Lama would feel bad if they did.

>>209878
No. it's fact.
When your error is pointed out, you try to justify it because "everyone else is doing it!". Which is true. People are misusing words all over, but that does not take away from the fact that you are incorrect in your usage.

"Just because everybody else does it, doesn't make it right" is a concept most intelligent people learn before they are out of grammar school.

>>209881
gb2/shimauu/

>>209882

>implying shimauu posters are grammar nazis

Bwahahahaha!

>>209898
they're just regular nazis

>>209899
Is that you Passerby?!?!?!?!

>>209900
no i'm that security mall guy, trying to be a cop for the second year in a row

>>209901
So you're Paul Blart now?

>>209901
If this person is a grammar nazi, then I'm Martian.

I can't spell for shit, and most of the others are various degrees of American, so no one knows correct grammar.

>this thread

>>209881

>People are misusing words all over, but that does not take away from the fact that you are incorrect in your usage.

Kimmo Johan Alm, much?

>>209939

What does a banhappy Swede have to do with two people crying about spelling?

>>210003

Banhappy Swede also happens to be a grammar nazi/wannabe linguist of the worst order.

>>210020

>Banhappy Swede also happens to be a grammar nazi/wannabe linguist of the worst order.

And with the way he sneakily corrects his own spelling/grammatical errors on his board without anyone knowing (or daring to point out such, lest he bans them) it could be said he's a cunning linguist (but then, he sucks cocks anyway).

X3

Thus anyone who is anal about spelling/grammar on the internet ('Mayhaps'/'Mayhap'? Who fucking cares?!) is therefore equated with that subhuman Swedish pedo cunt. Ergo, >>209837 = Kimmo Johan Alm. QED.

>>210057

One of the dumbest doujinshi I've read. I am baffled by its notoriety.

>>210064
it's authorship became associated with some people slightly notable in the online world, but of course any azu doujin not done in 4koma is of questionable value.

>>210065

It depends on the kind of story you're trying to tell. If it involves every boy in class committing sodomy with Mizuhara, the 4-koma layout may prove inadequate to the occasion.

>>209881
You sound like a nigger

>>210081
If only I had some art skill I'd take that as a challenge to depict Yomi's journey from protests to prolapse in four panels.

>>210082

>You sound like a nigger

Black people are too intelligent - certainly laid back enough - to care about being anal about grammar, especially on the internet.

Call him a right-wing Fundamentalist Christian instead. They're lower than the AIDS virus. Certainly inferior.

>>210047
The point being, if you are going to pepper your conversations with words that most normal people don't use (mayhap, methinks, etc etc), you are either just a retard, or you are trying to sound 'clever'. So if the latter is the excuse, you end up looking even less clever than you think you are because you use the words incorrectly.

>>210098

>Call him a right-wing Fundamentalist Christian instead. They're lower than the AIDS virus. Certainly inferior.

Holy fuck, I think it's Seth MacFarlane!

>>209706
Would Osaka fall for the naked man?

>>210098

Speak for yourself whitey.

VC: shiteing

>>210082

When did this place become 4chan?

>>210826

"Oh, these aren't ordinary tissues"--gazes conspiratorially at Chiyo--"they're very expensive."

>>210835
About a year and half ago.

>>211202
"What's th' matter with you? Ya perv!"

>>211246
Well that's out of character,but why is it I suspect if Osaka got upset you may not want to be around?

Now this is cute.

>>211281
I'd lick that seat especially if she forgot to wear her panties again.

>>210064
actually, I thought it was kind of deep for a doujin.

of course, that could always mean that I've been reading really shitty doujins.

>>211285

Not me - think of all the germs and shmeg from the countless other boys and girls who sat on in it with who knows what on their bottoms.

>>211290

It may be deep, but its incomparable to the profound wisdom of ass-manga kingdom - starring Yomi as herself.

>>211281
I am actually the one who requested that originally! I was thinking about posting it, but you beat be to it. Here is the text version.

>>211455

Are they sweating or crying? And why are Japanese air conditioners always so underpowered? They sweat all the time.

>>211459
Probably crying at the implications of Chiyo-chan suddenly having some good dick-sucking lips.

And to answer your other question: sweaty girls make for more profitable used panties to sell on the black market.

>>211459
If you knew SHIT about anime, you would have learned already that the Japanese are the most genetically inferior people on the planet when it comes to things like this. When they walk through the rain they get a cold; when they stay up to late they get a cold and when they stay in the AC to long, they get a AC cold!

>>211469
and then after they get a cold, they get amnesia!

>>211469
They also have only one large sweatgland located on the side of their head.

>>211455

Osaka's hands are huuuuge.

I think this video is relevant to this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3hmbSssT5U

>>211478
I don't get it.

Morichan

Maimi loves osaka

AMNESIA!

>>209812
Ugh, that looks so disgusting.
It looks like an orange but it tastes like chocolate? Ew.

>>212113
It's even worse than that.
It tastes like orange flavored chocolate.

Terry's Chocolate Oranges are FUCKING DELICIOUS >8U

>>212121
Orange flavoured chocolate?!
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

Also, congrats on 212121GET.

>>212125
MODget so it didn't happen.

Also, >>212122 is right about the deliciosity of Terry's Chocolate Oranges. Plus, whacking the thing on the table to break the segments is great stress relief.

>>212125
Darn, I didn't even notice. I might have done something more special otherwise.

I remember the first time I tried a chocolate orange. I was so excited because it was basically an enormous ball of chocolate. I took one bite and had to throw the rest out. I couldn't believe some sick bastard thought it would be a good idea to make chocolate orange flavored. One of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted. Worse than chocolate covered raisins even.

>>212141

>I couldn't believe some sick bastard thought it would be a good idea to make chocolate orange flavored.

You've got your acid, in the orange, and your base, in the milk chocolate! What's not to love? You must not enjoy great things.

>Worse than chocolate covered raisins even.

Confirmed. I bet you don't like fried bananas either.

>>212141
You're hating on chocolate oranges AND chocolate-covered raisins? It's, it's like I don't even know you anymore. . .

>>212142

>One of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted. Worse than chocolate covered raisins even.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, is a movie worth a thousand pictures? And for that matter, 10,000 words?

>>212147
Well, yes Osaka, except that one thousand times one thousand is a million.

>>212148
Sorry, fell asleep during math class. Probably due to staying up so late on the internet. Or since it's past midnight, staying up early?

>>212141
Chocolate-covered raisins are good!
But orange chocolate really is disgusting. Tastes like chocolate made with sour milk.

An average movie runs at 24 FPS for 120 minutes, for a total of approximately 172800 frames, or 172800000 words.

>>212141
Thank god someone else thinks this.
I hates them chocolate oranges.

>>212141
You probably wouldn't like some of the chocolates available in Japan, then: http://www.japanator.com/wasabi-kit-kat-is-good-they-say-15100.phtml

>>212177
Sounds interesting.
I'd try one.

>>212177

Oh Mai Gah!

Actually, might not be so bad.

PURE JOY

ayumu kasuga

>>212994
Lick my ass, she doesn't do a damn thing, let alone anything resembling Osaka.

>>213004

Agreed. This is a really tedious "meme", and I wish the poster that keeps doing this would get rectal cancer.