>Why the fuck do people ever want to conquer Russia anyway?
Because Hitler was an inferior subhuman with ideas above his station, who was too stupid to learn from the mistake Napoleon made when he (a shortarsed Frog with ideas above his station, a tiny penis & hyper-'Short Man Syndrome') tried to do the same. Not exactly an expert on military strategy, was he? Ergo, he, his 'Thousand Year Reich' (which barely lasted 12 years), said infinite failure on said Russian Front, coupled with his own failure in life (a coprophiliac & a Jew in denial), he only proved he was an inferior subhuman* with ideas above his station. QED.
Thus his Wehrmacht vc: faw down, go boom.
*- A farting (eating meat gave him terrible flatulence, thus his 'vegetarianism) twat with a dorky moustache, a fat fop, a four-eyed chicken farmer, and a club-footed dwarf (with a secret Slavic mistress). Not exactly the ideal of the 'Aryan Ubermensch' so beloved of the Nazis, eh? Therefore Hitler, Goering, Himmler & Goebbels, by their own definitions of an 'Untermensch', should've been first in the queue for the gas chambers. Or better still, just throw them into the incinerators - alive