vc: yome (read)
Do it.

>>211066

Holy crap. Nobue in Chika's lap is... weird.

>>211069
Ear cleaning. I wish they had this in America, my ears are always getting wax in them.

>>211071
Reminded me of this (also by barasui).

Thanks for the translation!

Not a great deal happened this chapter, but as an incorrigible shipper I enjoyed Nobue's "You're awful thoughtful for being so mad" comment.

On that same page, what did Chika mean by "ours?" Did Miu imply that the clothing belonged to both of them?

>>211073
I'm assuming she meant the bath at their house, as opposed to Miu going home and using her own bathroom.
On an unrelated note, Miu looks awesome with her hair down.

>>211071
I always used to think this was just a tickling/teasing sort of thing. When I looked more into it and realized they're actually scraping out wax, it became a lot less cute and a lot more nauseating. It doesn't help that Chika is wearing a shirt that says "Regurgitator."

"yome" is also "bride".

Chika-chan's going to be a wonderful one for some lucky bastard in the future.

>>211076

Miu is quite the bastard, isn't she?

Japan, you better legalize gay marriage before these girls grow up. Otherwise they'll have to fly to Iowa or something.

>Nobue gets naked with Ana and Matsuri, meanwhile Chika and Miu play with Nobue's strange new toy.

You chose those words with the intent of misleading, sir.

>>211082
... Which is just as much Love, yo.

>>211082
Yet it's all still technically true.

Somethings telling me barasui reads Yotsuba.

>>211071 Apparently cleaning them in the fashion of the comic is bad for them though. the wax keeps thing moist.

>>211130

>Somethings telling me barasui reads Yotsuba.

Besides the obvious rip-off/homage to the exercise ball, he's referenced Yotsuba directly a few times before.

>the wax keeps thing moist

That's... a good thing?

>>211139
Cool, in retrospect I wonder how I missed them.

I asked my Elder sister (audiologist) for confirmation today, and she told me that yes, a layer of wax is required to keep the ear moist. Otherwise it gets dry and flaky which can lead to scratching and the consequences of it. By all means it's okay on a rare occasion, and advice like this isn't universal and has a lot of exceptions. But by and large you don't want you ears cleaned by anyone other than a professional.

>>211152

Professionals use this crazy machine that shoots jets of water into your ears. While it's running you feel complete vertigo, and after you regain your balance you can see the giant clumps of wax that came out, which appear to be far too large to have been in your ears. You can also hear better, especially high tones.

>>211165
There is/was also this fad where people would have special candles mounted over their ears while they lay on their side, and supposedly the updraft from air fueling the flame was supposed to create a suction that would clean your ears.
Afterwards you would see all this gross looking stuff in the melted wax and were supposed to believe it came out of your ear, but really the suction created by the updraft is nowhere near powerful enough to actually pull anything out of your ear, and the junk in the melted was was just stuff that was already in the wax.

>>211169
Yeah, candling. The missus and I tried that one day and although it does get some gunk out we weren't impressed enough to try it again.

Air wax is there for a reason: to help keep airborne junk, bugs, bacteria etc from getting into your ear and protect the skin inside the ear canal, so it's a bad idea to clean it out unless it's really necessary.
And cotton swabs, Q-tips and so on should not be used to do this, as they're likely to just push stuff deeper inside the ear, go too deep or leave cotton inside the canal.
And knowing is half the battle.

>>211182

>Air wax is there for a reason: to help keep airborne junk, bugs, bacteria etc from getting into your ear and protect the skin inside the ear canal

I've always thought that using this as a reason for not removing ear wax is akin to saying you shouldn't cough up mucus because it's there to help keep airborne junk, bugs, bacteria etc from getting into your lungs.

>And cotton swabs, Q-tips and so on should not be used to do this, as they're likely to just push stuff deeper inside the ear, go too deep or leave cotton inside the canal.

Another thing I've always heard but never really believed. Q-tips are generally narrow enough that they won't push anything into your ears unless you're intentionally pushing along the wall of the ear canal as you insert it. And you can definitely tell if you're going to deep, since any contact with the ear drum is extremely painful. You're not going to accidentally cause any damage that way.

Long story short, I clean my ears with q-tips at least once a day.

>>211183

That's why you'll be deaf and/or dead by <your current age plus ten years>

VC: cachement (of surplus ear wax?)

>>211183
The general shape of a qtip does not lend itself well to cleaning inside of ears. Think of it as trying to eat rice with a chicken leg. You're sure to get some rice, but you're really just mashing most of it against the bowl.

Most clinical ear cleaning tools that don't involve water look more like pointy scoops. I wouldn't call them painful, but definitely unpleasant.

>>211185
A chicken wing may not work well for picking rice up, but it sure would work well for scraping rice out of a bowl.
Which is basically all you're trying to accomplish with a q-tip in the ear.

>>211186

Except that you're dealing with a weirdly shaped long flask instead of a bowl, so the swab can't drag anything out easily. Water al least would swirl out if propelled by a jet, and the tools I see are mostly like back-scratchers.

Just to freak out Nobue, where do you think the girls will be ten years from now?

Nobue at 31 or 26
Chika and Miu at 22
Ana and Matsuri at 21

The sappy romantic in me would hope for some sort of confession or at least seduction, but the more I think about it the more likely it seems that Chika's first time will involve waking up to Miu doing god-knows-what under the covers.

>>211233
Miu's gotten better at not waking her up though.

>>211222

I'll bet on Miu and Chika being a couple, although Miu may be NEET. Nobue will be an office lady whose inability to control herself keeps getting her fired, and she's forever barred from being within five hundred meters of a school, playground, or anywhere with young children. Ana's successful as an actress and Matsuri's long dead from a tragic stair accident as she never grew out of her 'terminal klutz' stage and puberty only added to her troubles.

>>211234

Miu's a ninja, remember? ;)

>>211239
Miu has more talent in her pinky finger than in all the combined appendages of 10 talented men. She'll be a playwright or a mangaka or write cellphone novels or something. Hopefully Ana becomes an actress. Matsuri will grow out of her klutziness, you'll see. And Chika will be my wife and cook for me.

...So, anybody tried "mimikaki" before...?

>>211222

>Nobue at 31 or 26

Some OL who recently won a sexual harassment case against a perverted boss who looks like Barasui.

>Chika and Miu at 22

Chika would be an exact replica of what her sister was at 21, including the small boobs. Miu would be in an abusive relationship; she's the abuser.

>Ana and Matsuri at 21

Ana would be some Japanese language teacher at some elementary school. Matsuri would be some dojikko English teacher at the same elementary school where Ana is working.

>>211251

>Chika

Except for the smoking, I just can't see Chika picking up that habit.

>Ana and Matsuri

I approve.

>>211254

>Except for the smoking, I just can't see Chika picking up that habit.

Ohoho?

>>211248
I'm not sure it would work so well with non-Asian ears like mine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earwax

>There are two distinct genetically determined types of earwax: the wet type, which is dominant, and the dry type, which is recessive. East Asians and Native Americans are more likely to have the dry type of cerumen (grey and flaky), whereas Caucasians and Africans are more likely to have the wet type (honey-brown to dark-brown and moist).

>>211263
Wow, I did not know that. I guess I won't look into visiting an ear cleaning place the next time I take a Japanese vacation.

>>211263
Is it possible to have both?
My ears seem to get wet all the time, but most of the wax I remove is skin colored and flakey (although when I was younger it used to be darker).

>>211254

>I approve.

seconded

>>211261

Somehow I can't see Chika smoking, or Ana being quite so... expressionless. But Miu having the most appealing figure of all? Yeah, Nobue's got it bad for her. :D

>>211265

I'd say so. It's a predisposition, but not an absolute.

>>211275

>Miu having the most appealing figure of all?

I think you meant to say 'Matsuri.'

vc: howtting

That sure is a funny way of spelling Ana.

お兄「何？」
アナ「千佳さんや、茉莉さんとも「こういう事」してますよね！」
お兄「び、びくくっ！？・・・あ、う、ううっ！？あ、アナちゃん、ど、どいて！」
アナ「い・や・で・す・！」
お兄「ああっ・・・・・」
アナ「出来たら産みますから、あたし」
お兄「・・・・・」

>>211313
(Picture)
Ana: "Hey, Onii-chan."
(Text)
O: "What?"
A: "You've been doing 'this' with Chika-san and Matsuri-san too, haven't you!?"
O: "H-hrk!! ...Ah- o-oooh!? A-Ana-chan, s-slow down!"
A: "Not-Gonna-Happen!"
O: "Ahhh..."
A: "If I can, I'm going to have a baby."
O: "......"

>>211313
Oops, that's actually "Onii-sama" not "Onii-chan".

More two-timing "Onii-chan"
(Picture)
Matsuri: "Onii-chan!"
SFX: Glare
(Text)
O: "Hmmm?"
M: "You like Chika-chan, don't you!?"
O: "PFft!?"
M: "And not just Chika-chan, but Ana-chan too!"
O: "W-w-wha!?"
M: "That time you told me you wanted to make me your wife was a lie, wasn't it!?"
O: "N-No..."
M: "The one who loves you the most has always been me! I won't lose!"
O: "----"

>>211314
I would translate Ana's last line as "If I get pregnant, I'm having the baby." (Said right after forcing "onii-sama" to climax inside her...)

（赤ちゃんが）出来る = to conceive a child

>>211319
Ah, the どいて part makes more sense that way too ("Move" or "Get off" instead of "slow down").
I didn't realize they were in the middle of it, I thought she was just seducing/molesting him.

>>211313
>>211315
Source? Are these from Pixiv?

>>211322
Yeah, here's the artist's pixiv page.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1913761
These are all drawn from the point of view of the PS2 sim's faceless male protagonist, as a sort of H-Game sequel.

Meanwhile Chika has her own beef with "onii-chan"...

>>211347
Man, this art is horrible.
(Picture)
Chika: "Onii-chan, you're too fast!"
(Text)
Onii-chan: "N-no, it... it's just been so long since I've seen you that I was so turned on..."
Chika: "Don't make excuses!"

When will women learn that finishing early should be taken as a compliment?
Besides, just becuase you've finished one round doesn't mean you can't start another.

>>211349
They're just nappy headed hos. You'd think they'd be grateful and gracious being granted the power of multi-orgasms.

>>211349

I like how she's nagging, even in bed. Maybe that's why Miu doesn't wake her up first.

I think some of Miu's issues stem from her earlier life. The series isn't clear on when they met Matsuri, but I get the impression that Miu and Chika were friends for some time before this. Before Matsuri came along, Miu was likely the exclusive target of Nobue's affections.

The change must have been hard, and Miu would probably bear even more of a grudge against Matsuri if she weren't such a perfect target for trolling.

Caption:
"It's all right, more than 80% of women do it."

♫ I don't want anybody else,
When I think about you I... ♫

>>211449
And the other 20% are lying through their teeth.

>>211449
Do what? Sneeze into their hands?
That's obviously what happened here.
She should carry around a handkerchief.

>>211452

If Matsuri carried a handkerchief, it would tear. Any precautions she took would fail. Search your feelings. You know this to be true.

>Any precautions she took would fail

In other words, you see a shotgun wedding in her future?

>>211460
I can totally see Nobue using a shotgun to force a priest to marry her to Matsuri.

Despite the last issue saying there would be a new issue in the 9/27 release of Dengeki Daioh, according to Dengeki's website there's no new IM this month (I guess there's no point in being surprised by this anymore).

>>211535
You speak their language. Tell them Midknight Cowboy will suck their cocks for a page of something - anything.

>>211537
Considering who it is, it might be more enticing if you had a little sister to offer instead.

So since this is kind of a dry spell (no IM this month, no new Yotsuba until the end of November) I thought some of you might be interested in some of the other titles I've been translating recently (shamless self promotion).
Some of you may already have been following these on the 4koma board, but for those who haven't,
Mato-chan:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/i7jcowxcd83s0mt/mato-chan_english_complete.rar
Chiro-chan Volume 1:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/nz2ritfu0br8z36/Chiro-chan_Volume%2001_English.rar

They're both slice-of-life-ish series about a group of students at an elementary school with a lot of stuff about bugs thrown in.

>>211540

>>211546
What's that for?

>>211540
You are my God. I haven't thought about that board in forever.

>>211557
'cause you won't give me your virginity

We're back with new IM.
5 pages this month (that's 1 more than usual!)

Not much content, and you may feel dirtier than usual after reading this one.
Miu puts herself in some... vulnerable looking positions.

Since there aren't that many, I'll just post the pages directly if no one minds.

I got lazy and didn't translate one of the sound effects on this page. I'm not really sure what it's supposed to indicate.
Zushaaa

Miu's usual wisecracks seem to be falling flat today.
Her antics are still amusing though.

Hey, recycled panels taking up a third of the page.
Another sound effect I left untouched, similar to the last one.
Goshaaa this time.
Besides not knowing how to translate it, I didn't think it would be worth the time to redraw Matsuri's dress and Chika's shirt.

That's all until next time (November 27th if the blurb at the bottom is to be believed).

>you may feel dirtier than usual after reading this one.

Indeed!

If they hate her so much how come they get worried when she puts herself in danger?

>>212017
Legal liability?

thanx for the new chapter Ralen!
Now, did you hear about the 10 yo Romanian gypsy girl giving birth in Spain? The father is 12.

http://google.ad.sgdoubleclick.net/pagead/nclk?sa=L&ai=1&fadurl=googleads.g.doubleclick.net&u=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Fs%2Fap%2F20101102%2Fap_on_he_me%2Feu_spain_child_mother_1&aclck=http%3A%2F%2Ffreesearchpage.com%2Fsearch.php%3Fquery%3D10%2Byears%2Bold%2Bgirl%2Bgive%2Bbirth%2Bin%2BSpain

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h_GeAMeBK3epIi6NgZznXpQVO1Mw?docId=5569bb9e47124903a6329e6d63ca58ce

discuss...

>>212035
I thought the father was 13.

As unpleasant as the thought of a pregnant 10 year old is, if all parties involved are okay with it (the families of both the girl and the boy, and the girl and the boy themselves) and as long as everyone is healthy, I don't see the big deal.

Thanks for the IM. Nice panty shot there, too.

>>212037

>>212009

Weird how when Michan loses a firm grounding, her default posture is to become totally straight...

>>212042
Rule of Funny.
It's the one rule she'll always follow.

>>212035

>Fap_on_he_me

Wait, what?

>>212005

I see what you did there.

And wow, that is a lot of panty shots. I was worried I might be reading KnJ by mistake until I realized there was no nudity and the characters were likeable.

>>212090

2010-11 chapter
http://depositfiles.com/files/v962mhelc

ichigo vol 6 Deluxe Revised Edition. Scantilated by the Awesome Ralen

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=N1ZZYVC8
http://rapidshare.com/files/403962867/Ichigo_Mashimaro_Volume_06_Deluxe.rar.html

new chapter 2010-07
http://rapidshare.com/files/393187293/Ichigo_mashimaro_2010-07.rar
http://depositfiles.com/files/8d4l5d3fj

chapter 2010-06
Miu changes Reality to make it funnier
http://rapidshare.com/files/382538687/ichigo_mashimaro_2010-06.rar
http://depositfiles.com/files/id14trodz

ch 2010-5
http://www.mediafire.com/?nn0hnkygwnw

2010-03 chapter

http://depositfiles.com/files/y5cbl91c4
or
http://www.mediafire.com/?j0tj3wjmnl2

>>212108
Is that correct? I thought the chapters were labeled with the month of the issue it was in. So the newest chapter should be 2010-12 since it was in the December issue of Dengeki.

Just thought I'd bring this up so that we could avoid any confusion later on.

>>212109

>Miu changes Reality to make it funnier

>>212110
That's correct, this month's chapter would be 2010-12.

>>212110
thanx for correcting this. My mistake

But it's not December yet? How does that work?

Ralen are you interested in translating Chika's song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8LhxCu0-qw
It's very cute

>>212136
That's just how magazines do it.

>>212136
Maybe (I'd have to listen, and printed lyrics would be useful since my listening skills are still subpar).
I listened to parts of the character songs before, but Miu's was the only one I really enjoyed because she sang it in character.

Someone once explained that the dates on the magazine indicate how long stores should keep them on the shelf. So the issue that came out October 27th is dated 2010-12, which means it should stay on store shelves until the start of December.

Thanks for date explanation.

If you want to give it a try here's the lyrics

Peace! very nice, FOO-TWO（フツウ）, for you
Peace! very nice, FOO-TWO, for you

フツウなんてつまんない　みんなそう言うけど
フツウでいるってことは　それで結構大変です
腐れ縁　クラスメイト　眼鏡っ子　美少女
ごちゃまぜ宝箱　開ければ　あら大騷ぎ

Panic Girl アイツのこと知ってるでしょ
ツインテールが目印　しっちゃかめっちゃか大統領
だけどホントは　寂しがり屋なんです

フツウなんてつまんない　みんなそう言うけど
フツウってすごく自由　さてと宿題しちゃおう

フツウなんて目立たない　そう思ってませんか？
ちょーっと待ったぁ　違うんだなぁ　かっぽじって聞いててね
怒りんぼ　ちょっと自己中　マイぺース　臆病
ぴちぴち粒ぞろい　おまえら目立ちすぎだよ

Petit Little Girl　アノコのこと知ってるでしょ
泣きペそだけど大胆　おとぼけツッコミ大暴走
みんな　この指とまれ

フツウってなんだ？　フツウって真ん中？
フツウって素敵　フツウってムズカシイ

Pinky Gir1 アノコのこと知ってるでしよ
長い髪　青い瞳　ウチのお姉ちゃん大好物

超Pretty わたしのことダイスキでしょ
フツウは奥が深いの　気になりだしたら止まらない
不思議な魅力　後味もスッキリ　癖になるキャラでしょ

フツウなんてつまんない　そう言う人つまんない
フツウってつまり平和　ピースサインでキメとこう！

Peace! very nice, FOO-TWO, for you
Peace! very nice, FOO-TWO, for you

copied from here
http://o-m-b.blogspot.com/2007/04/ova-ichigo-mashimaro-op.html

(foo two?)

Miu's song had that "rap not performed by a rapper" which always embarrasses me for some reason.

>>212136

>December

The Japanese magazine industry has its voluntary self-regulated guige-line...

They can write date 40-days differencial actual date (for monthly magazine).

(sauce: "Bansen" by Kuze Banko)

>>212109
>>212108

If anyone is looking for older chapters, I upped all of Ralen's on Desuchan since some were missing from the upload sites.

http://desuchan.net/media/res/2396.html

>>212206
Just for the record, I didn't pick the series up (as translator) until volume 5.

Also, there's a tankoubon version of volume 6 available now instead of the individual Dengeki Daioh issues (I finished the work on it at the very end of June so it would have been just after you posted there).
http://www.mediafire.com/file/41qa12h1yc7iew5/Ichigo_Mashimaro_v06_Deluxe.rar

>>212208

I kind of figured that might be the case, but I had no idea when exactly you started.

>>212144
Thanks for the lyrics, they really helped.
Here they are translated. I didn't make too much of an effort to make them sound lyrical or match to the rhythm of the song though.
English lyrics are at the top, romaji lyrics are at the bottom.

The song title Futsuu wa Donoko? means "Which Girl is the Ordinary One?"
Futsuu means normal or ordinary.
And I don't really know why they romanized futsuu as 'FOO TWO' either (aside from sounding the same and looking more 'English' that way).

Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you
Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you

Being ordinary is boring, that's what everyone says
But being ordinary is actually quite a chore
The one I'm stuck with, a classmate, a glasses girl, and a pretty girl
When you open up this grab bag of friends, my, what a ruckus!

Panic Girl, you know the one right?
With the trademark pigtails, master of causing trouble
But she actually needs to be around people

Being ordinary is boring, that's what everyone says
But being ordinary gives you lots of freedom, now let's do our homework

Being ordinary keeps you from standing out, don't you think?
But hold on, that's not true, now listen and listen good
An angry girl, an egotist, one who takes things slow, and a timid girl
Each one equally lively, you guys stand out too much you know

Petit little girl, you know the one right?
Brave even when she's about to cry, a runaway straight girl playing dumb
Everyone, come with me

What is it to be ordinary? Is it being in the middle?
Being ordinary is wonderful. And being ordinary is rough.

Pinky girl, you know the one right?
Long hair, blue eyes, my sister's favorite

Super pretty me, you love me right?
Being ordinary is the core of me, once I start to worry I can't stop
A mysterious charm, a refreshing aftertaste, a character you could get used to, right?

Being ordinary is boring, the boring ones are people who say that
Being ordinary is basically being peaceful, so let's end with a peace sign!

Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you
Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you
Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for me
Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you

Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you
Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you

futsuu nante tsumannai, minna souyuu kedo
futsuu de iru tte koto wa sore de kekkou taihen desu

kusareen, classmate, meganekko, bishoujo
gochamaze takarabako akereba ara oosawagi

Panic Girl, aitsu no koto shitteru desho
Twin-tail ga mejirushi shicchakamecchaka dai touryou
dakedo honto wa sabishigariya nandesu

futsuu nante tsumannai, minna souyuu kedo
futsuu tte sugoku jiyuu, sateto shukudai shichaou

futsuu nante metatanai, sou omottemasenka?
chotto matta, chigaun dana, kappojitte kiitetene

okorinbo, chotto jikochuu, my pace, okibyou
pichipichi tubuzoroi, omaera metachisugi dayo

Petit Little Girl, anoko no koto shitteru desho
nakibeso dakedo daitan, otoboke tsukkomi daibousou
minna kono yubi tomare

futsuu tte nanda? futsuu tte mannaka?
futsuu tte suteki. futsuu tte muzukashi.

Pinky Girl, anoko no koto shitteru desho
nagai kami, aoi hitomi, uchi no oneechan daikoubutsu

chou Pretty watashi no koto daisuki desho
futsuu wa oku ga fukai no, ki ni naridashitara tomaranai
fushigi na miryoku, atoaji mo sukkiri, kuse ni naru kyara desho

futsuu nante tsumannai, souyuu hito tsumannai
futsuu tte tsumari heiwa, peace sign de kimetokou

Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you
Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you
Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for me
Peace, Very nice, Futsuu for you

>>212230
Thank you!

Poor Chika almost sounds like she's trying to convince herself she isn't boring.

>>212238

>trying to convince herself

If you're basing that on these lines:

>you love me right?
>a character you could get used to, right?

I realized my translation may have had the feeling of looking for reassurance, but actually, the tone of the original lyrics was more a confirmation of something she already knows or believes to be true.
I don't really think Chika is lacking in the self confidence department. More like she feels as though she's surrounded by (lovable) weirdos.

Also, "Pinky Girl" ?
Isn't that kind of a racist way to refer to a white person?

>>212239

>Isn't that kind of a racist way to refer to a white person?

Of course it isn't you baka gaijin, goddamn.

>Isn't that kind of a racist way to refer to a white person?

>>212144
This website also had the lyrics to Miu's 'Hii-Fuu-Mii' song, which I'd been trying to find for a while.

Here's a link to the video (nico video only) and my translation
This song is done in the style of The Jackson 5's 'A B C' (hii-fuu-mii means '1 2 3').
More proof that Miu is a white man trapped in the body of a black man trapped in the body of a Japanese loli.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7291668

La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la

You may not have called me
(Here she comes, hii-fuu-mii)
You may not want me
(Magnificent fanfare)
You may hit me with a paper fan
(How insolent, hii-fuu-mii)
But you've been waiting for me to arrive, haven't you?

It's been a little while, hasn't it?
Go ahead, don't hold back, take it easy

It's pretty difficult, being in this world
Don't get three furrows in your brow, hii-fuu-mii
Don't call me irresponsible,
Come on, come on, don't ignore me
Whatever is fun wins out

See, it's just from 1 to 10,
If you want to get caught up in it
Then count with me, hii-fuu-mii

Look how I've grown
(Marvellous, hii-fuu-mii)
I've put on some weight too
(That's too bad, Oh My God)
They say it's part of growing up
(That's rough, hii-fuu-mii)
But I'm still looking forward to tomorrow

Let's look for things that make us happy
That's right, now come with me, quickly

I'm a thief that only takes the delicious parts
Chopsticks clacking and an explosive laugh, hii-fuu-mii
Don't say I'm too old for that,
Don't say I'm flat chested
Just lend me some money

It's not One Two Three, and it's not A B C.
Why Hii Fuu Mii you ask?
Geeze, you're all so clueless.
We're all in Japan. That is to say, it's because we're Japanese, right?
We have Japanese needs,
for the same reason a monk is on a screen and Jaws is a shark.*
Well, in any case, that's the reason I'm asking you Baby
Wa-hah-hah-hah-haaaa~

**This is a play around a Japanese tongue twister that goes "Bouzu ga byoubu ni jouzu ni bouzu no e o kaita" (The monk skillfully drew a picture of a monk on a screen).*
However as soon as Miu gets to the word 'jouzu' she reads it as "Jaws" and veers off course.

It's been a little while, hasn't it?
Go ahead, don't hold back, no regrets!

It's pretty difficult, being in this world
Don't get three furrows in your brow, hii-fuu-mii
Don't call me irresponsible,
Come on, come on, don't ignore me
Whatever is fun wins out

Not One Two Three
Not A B C
This year's craze is right here! Hii-fuu-mii!

Don't say that it's hard to say,
Don't say that it's too long,
Whatever gets it done wins

It's just from 1 to 10,
You want to get caught up in it, don't you?
When I give the signal, hii-fuu-mii!
Now count with me, ready, and hii-fuu-mii!

La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la

yobaretenai kedo
(toujou dai, hii-fuu-mii)
oyobi janai kedo
(gousei na fan-fare)
harisen kougeki
(chokozai na, hii-fuu-mii)
atashi ga kuruno mattetan desho?

choito, choito, hisakataburi desu ne
douzo, douzo, goenryonaku, okiraku

naka naka muzukashii, yo no naka desu kedo
miken no shiwa san bon tocchaina yo, hii-fuu-mii
detarame tte yuuna, kora kora mushi sunna
tanoshii no ga kachi da

hora ne ichi kara juu made
makikomaretai nara
kazoete goran, issho ni hii-fuu-mii

shinchou nobita yo
(suteki, hii-fuu-mii)
taijuu mo fueta
(zannen desu, Oh My God)
seichou suru tte
(taihen da, hii-fuu-mii)
sore demo ashita ga machidooshii na

motto, motto, ureshii koto sagasou
sou da, sou da, tuiteoide, isoide

oishii toko dake motteku dorobou
ohashi ga koro-koro, daibakushou, hii-fuu-mii
toshigoro tte yuuna, pechapai tte yuuna
okodzukai wo shite kure yo

One Two Three demo naku, A B C demo nai.
Naze hii-fuu-mii ka tte?
Dame da na, minna komatta-chan da na.
Atashi-tachi wa nipponjin. Tsumari "Japaneezu" na wake desho?
Sono "Japaneezu" na "neezu" wo da ne,
bouzu ga byoubu ni "Jo-zu" ga same na wake.
Nnja, maa, tomokaku souiu wake dakara, tanomu yo "Baby."
Wa-hah-hah-hah-haaaa~

choito, choito, hisakataburi desu ne
douzo, douzo, goenryonaku, oshigemonaku

naka naka muzukashii, yo no naka desu kedo
miken no shiwa san bon tocchaina yo, hii-fuu-mii
detarame tte yuuna, kora kora mushi sunna
tanoshii no ga kachi da

One Two Three janai, A B C janai
kotoshi no hayari wa kore da yo! Hii-fuu-mii!
iinikui tte yuuna, jiamari tte yuuna
yachatta mon ga kachi da

datte ichi kara juu made
makikomaretai desho?
hajimeru toki no aizu, hii-fuu-mii
kazoete goran, sei no de, hii-fuu-mii