Dude, you did not just diss Sakura Kinomoto!
Sakura fucking kicks niggas asses! This bitch is definitive magical girl. Not only that, she was a hardcore badass of a magical girl.
In the first episode she roller blades up a near vertical wall and leaps onto a giant magical bird. She didn't even use her magic card powers until AFTER she landed on a the bird. No powers, just skill.
In the Water Card episode and in the first movie she was restrained underwater but instead of panicking and using up her air, instead she remained calm and tried to think her way through the situation. I'm not just talking about being held underwater for an unrealistically prolonged amount of time. No, Sakura was VISIBLY calm despite the fact some ancient hundred year old magic was trying to drown her. That kind of focus and level headedness you only find in special BlackOps units, Sakura learned that skill just from taking after school extracurricular.
Not only that, she pissed off conservative America. Not because she associates herself with homosexuals, pedophiles, and incestuous cousins, but by being associated with the occult. You heard me, an elementary aged school girl prancing about in frilly outfits made by her lesbian second cousin was considered in league with Satan.
Also, you know who her male lead was? A fucking male tsundere. And the fucker was no pussy either, he was trained in the martial arts, studied magic, and carried a sword he fucking summoned into being. Not only that, he was gay.
So no only did she keep his ass emotionally in check, she also converted his fucking sexuality. You heard me, she made the gay straight and horribly insecure about themselves.
All this shit before she was old enough to be in Justin Bieber's fan demographic. That's right, she was able to do ALL of that while being able to resist Justin Beiber's feminine wiles.
You don't mess with Kinomoto.