Title: "Azumanga 2013"
1.
Tomo: "Looks like there's another school-themed slice-of-life anime coming out this year."
2.
Tomo: "If Azumanga Daioh got made into an anime now, what do you think it'd be like?"
Yomi: "Hmm..."
3.
Tomo: "I'll bet everyone would be in super short miniskirts."
Yomi: "Yeah, I can see that."
4.
Tomo: "And there'd be way more fanservice of Yomi, Kagura, and Sakaki."
(And there'd be a hot spring episode for some reason).
Yomi: "Enough already!"
Title: "Well-tread Territory (11 Years Ago)"
1.
Tomo: "If they made an anime now..."
Tomo: "Hmmm..."
2.
Tomo: "I'll bet there wouldn't just be a TV version, but also a movie and a web series."
Yomi: "That already happened."
3.
Tomo: "You'd see modded-up cars on the streets."
Yomi: "That happened too" (although it was a public bus).
4.
Tomo: "And there'd be some kind of nonsense song for the opening theme."
Yomi: "Did that too."
Osaka: "Man, we're good at this."