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>>197406
1.
Tomo: "Revised Edition Year 3 is out!"
Kagura: "We're on the front cover!"

2.
Tomo: "But the best part is Sakaki's strange behavior."
Sakaki: "Huh!?"

Huh?

Tomo wins !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3p2Wi4TEIw

>>197416
Fal-cunt Punch!

in other words, this is the end of the world

>>197416
This, right here? This is the only reason I downloaded Mugen.
So I could see who would win in a fight: /azu/ or /fate/.

>>197436

>/fate/

Um, but she's from tsukihime.

>>197438
But the Type-Moon board is called /fate/.

>>197441 Huh... so it is.

Well never mind then.

Also, saber could kill tomo, she's just that awesome.

>>197416
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoZzUhbfxDs&NR=1

>>197445
Well... yeah. I mean, she's fucking King Arthur.

That's like saying Bruce Lee could kick Rick Astley's ass; it's a foregone conclusion.

>>197406
Is Tomo the only one who calls her Sakaki-chan ?

I hate Tomo, but I hate Saber even more.
Stupid bitch...

>>197450
I think Osaka calls her that too.

>>197451 Wait... saber, is a bitch? How? She's sexy, and actually fairly shy. She kicks ass, and doesn't afraid of anything!

>>197459
Don't feed the troll.

"I have acquired your powers Yomi."

"Those aren't powers!"

>>197516
Tomonekko is erotic.

>>197517
That should be Meganetomo.

>>197516

>"Those aren't powers!"

I daresay there are some who would disagree.

>>197520
So does that mean Yomi loses her erotic appeal when she's naked?

>>197521
Well, yes, but it's like she goes from amazingly erotic to just regular erotic.

>>197525
Agreed. Me and a friend of mine were watching ep.15 of AzuDai, and he was drooling at the end.

>>197460 I can't even tell who's serious and who's trolling anymore.

>>197533 LOL, drooling.

BTW, yomi's erotic levels go down at least 40% when watching the dub. This is evidence by how my friend, who for some reason has no problems with ADV dubs(barely ever watches subbed versions for some reason) has not seemed to notice how erotic she is.

>>197460
/azu/ - If we don't like what you think, you're a troll!
To hell with her. I'm glad she dies when she goes back to her time.

>>197575 If you aren't a troll, then I'm afraid I have to say:

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, SABER IS FUCKING HAWT YOU RETARD!.

She wasn't a bitch, she wasn't even a tsundere.

>>197575 LOL, you know that only happened in the anime right?

>>197576
Go ahead and keep Generic White Tramp #43291.
>>197577
Good enough for me.

>>197583

>Generic White Tramp.

ಠ_ಠ

>>197573

>yomi's erotic levels go down at least 40% when watching the dub.

Ah, I hadn't taken that into account.

>>197576
What did I just tell you? Don't feed trolls.

If you thought he was a troll, then why did you even acknowledge him? Responding will just give him what he wants, you know. Even if he wasn't trolling, putting a response in bold text and capital letters just gives him more material to work with. Internet 101, bro.

>>197575
For someone who's not trolling, you sure seemed anxious to see what reactions your post got.

>>197573
I thought dub Yomi was sufficiently erotic. I'm not sure what the hell's wrong with your friend.

>>197605
If I was hungry for reactions I wouldn't have saged my own post, dipshit.
I was simply expressing my disgust with the most overrated character in existence, the same way others have expressed here. Unlike self indulgent pricks like yourself I welcome controversies and arguments as long as the field is clear.
I'm not a troll, but go ahead be a cop-out and call me one. That's fair as long as I can call you a straight up asshole.

>>197619
You interrupted a topic complaining about how you hate a character from a completely different franchise for no other reason other than you wanted to tell off >>197459 for liking something that you didn't. If you can somehow explain to me how that's not trolling, I'll shut up.

>If I was hungry for reactions I wouldn't have saged my own post, dipshit.

>>197575
Well, you forgot one.

>>197586

>>197626
You can just shut up now cuz the only one dragging shit through the mud is you, asshat.

No u, fartbutt.

>>197633
Cool impersonation, bro. I should start using a tripcode or something.

>>197631
I love how you keep calling me "asshat", "a straight-up asshole", "dipshit", and a "self-indulgent prick", yet the worst thing I've ever called you was "a troll".

And you still haven't made an actual argument, you just keep name-calling and blaming everything on everyone else. You know I wouldn't even be talking to you about this if you had just said "I hate Tomo and Saber" and left it at that, right?

>>197636
I did "leave it at that". You just love to hear yourself talk bullshit.

vc: chow

>>197637

>I did "leave it at that".

>>197451
If you had stopped here, sure, but...
>>197575
>>197583
And here we are. That doesn't look like "leaving it at that" to me.

Didn't another Tomo thread end in an arguement like this?

>>197638
Well, you know what? You smell and your butt smells and you have a smelly butt. So there.

>>197642

>>197642
You must be a butt smelling expert.

I don't see /fate/ in the URL line.
Who fucking cares about Saber?

>>197646

>>197516

I HAVE BEEN OVERPOWERED

>>197638
>>197637
What a couple of niggers.

Oh hey /azu/! A Tomo thread? Gee that sounds-

>You must be a butt smelling expert.

gotta go see ya

I'll be the first to admit that this thread is a mess.

>>197683
All thanks to you, fartface.

>>196593...

>>197745
Chiyo: "What's wrong with Tomo?"
Yomi: "She's burned out from Comiket."

>>197416
after good fights?

>>197775
Tomo and Bugs never did get along.

"You're under arrest!"

>>198115
Wait wait wait, the ICPO uses rayguns? Sign me the fuck up!

>>198115
Yomi's yelling because Tomo threw the handcuff key into the woods.

>>198147
That's Yomi ? I thought they're Nyamo and Yukari ..

vc: low

>>198147
Why is it that the moment I read Yomi, Tomo, and handcuffs in the same sentence I automatically envisioned something dirty.

>>198175
Who wouldn't?

>>team hyperactive

Speaking of which...

>>198262
Awwww

>>198262
Watch the hands Tomo. (What is Yomi reading anyway?)
>>198288
Before anyone asks for the full thing in the nws board, that is the full version.

>>198288
A golf course is an odd place to get a cavity search.

>>198290

>(What is Yomi reading anyway?)

I'm tempted to say they're flash cards for reviewing lessons.

>>198301

>A golf course is an odd place to get a cavity search.

I pondered several potential responses about "checking for a hole in one" or "retrieving one's balls", but decided it was probably better not to go that route.

>>198338
How about playing a 19th hole?

>>198338
Well, I'm glad you didn't.
>>198339
I think that's called "the Glory Hole".

>>198290
If you knew anything about Japanese culture at all, you'd know it was a ?????????. I bet you can't even read those characters though, because you don't have them enabled on your computer. You don't, because you're an ignorant boob!!

Ignoring the (old) post above, it's good to finally see some new Tomo art by this artist.

>>198828
Hm, I didn't see that when I looked on pixiv earlier.
I wonder why it hasn't been tagged 'Azumanga' yet. Oh well, it is now.

Looks like she's about to face plant...

>>198828

As Savage Love would say, Tomo is "leotarded."

>>198828
Looks like Manami Okusa from SZS.

>>198832
Yeah, like I wrote yesterday (post got deleted apparently), I only saw it because I had the artist bookmarked.
I didn't know viewers could add tags on Pixiv, by the way, I had the idea that was up to the creator/uploader only.

You have a phone call from Tomo-chan

>>198920
Hello-OH GOD MY EAR

>>198927
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

>>198927
My ear hasn't stopped hurting since I read this.

First you steal my thoughts and now this...
What did I ever do to you!?

>>198939
Nothing personal man, I just needed someone to test out my mind powers on.

>>198940
If you're looking for someone to test your sexy powers on, just give me a holla' ;)

>>198944
I'm afraid I don't have any sexy powers.

:(

>>198968
Full of win.

More "Lonely Tomo."

"Yomi's moving her blog over to mixi. No one's looking, I'll just paste the link, and..."

"Who wants to see her dumb old blog anyway"

>>199070

I don't get it.

>>199071
There's about a 40% chance I translated part of it wrong, but I'm guessing there was something on Yomi's blog that Tomo didn't like.

This is part of a series in which Tomo is alone at college and has completely lost touch with all her friends from high school, a la Kagamin Bocchi.

>>199074
Sounds interesting. Haave you got a link for the rest? Thanks.

>>199096
Here you go.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=156981

>>199097
Thanks, bro.
I'm not sure where this fits into the story, though.

>>199098
Well they're not all Tomo related.

>>199100
holy shit, that's depressing

>>199100
Wat?

>>199100
Do you think the idea there is that the entire series was only ever the figment of Tomo's imagination(hence the figures), or that some of it did happen, but Tomo's had an accident since, and has become delusional?

>>199119
I just wanna know why the hell she gets action figures and we don't.

>>199119
I'm inclined to say it's the former, but the fresh wound on Tomo's head makes me not so sure.

The title is: ｢高校時代」は実在する, something like "My high school days are real."

The artist's comments are song lyrics, the first line of which says "It's not a lie; it's true"

Then something in... French?
La u'sra de la Guieponne de l'illucka NYOKI-NYOKI

>>199120
Maybe she broke into the Figma factory and is in a Japanese prison.

>>199126
And the paint fumes off the prototypes are making her hallucinate.

>>199126
I'd kill for azu figmas.

A man can dream can't he?

You know, of all the characters to have hallucinated Azumanga Daioh, I would have pegged Sakaki as the most likely.

I mean think about it, she's smart, athletic, beautiful, busty, everyone wants to be her friend, even the girls (and I don't just mean Kaorin), and despite her social awkardness she still makes tons of friends and gets basically everything she wants.

Meanwhile the real Sakaki is... well, I prefer not to think about it...

>>199138
Every now and then I check to see what Figma's got in the pipeline for future releases.

I am consistently disappointed.

>>199151
What? What?! Tell me!
I can only think of two things you're alluding to, and involving it with Sakaki ...I can't see it happening.

>>199159
Keep the dream alive. I'm surprised Azuma hasn't pimped them out to be companions with the newly released volumes.
I'd say there's a still a strong chance, especially with all the crappy series these days.

>>199151
>>199176
Maybe Sakaki's true form is Osaka, and her "Sakaki" persona is just wish fulfilment.

>>199097
>>199074
so no ones going to translate this stuff? not even for the pure novelty of a lonely kagami parody?

>>199182
Maybe when I feel like it. I had a long day/week.

>>199176
I'm not sure what you're thinking I was alluding to, but basically I was imagining the "real" Sakaki is the opposite of the one we see.

Unattractive, lonely, unathletic, overweight, a shut-in...

>>199188
Oh. Well, I guess I was way off.
I really had an interesting theory, but I probably shouldn't bother saying it now.

>>199151

So is nobody satisfied with Sakaki's Mary Sue offsets?

1. She doesn't enjoy any of the aces she's been dealt.
2. What she actually wants constantly eludes or bites her.
3. It seems implied that high school is when things FINALLY start to look up for her. Didn't she refer to Chiyo's summer home year 1 as her first trip with friends? So, did she even HAVE friends before? Compare to if you stated a movie just before the hero gets the ultimate plot coupon, missing the parts where his village was burned down and he had to fight through the wild forests.

>>199221
That just makes it all the more likely to be a hallucination. She has difficulty all her life, but now, out of nowhere, everything suddenly starts going her way?
It seems more likely to me that after years of desperation she finally lost touch with reality and what we see is merely her fantasy of how she wishes things could be.

Wow, pessimistic much?

A Sakaki's Ladder does sound like a good idea for a film or OVA, though.

I prefer tomo, sakaki is good for a laugh but shes a boring character, for me taking the piss out of sodeepandedgy characters can only go so far.

More "Lonely Tomo."

The artist's actual name for this series is "Something upsetting that resembles Azumanga Daioh, but doesn't match the tone."

The artist's title/comments for this piece are "Lonely girls are awesome/Lonely girls are moe, don't you think?"

Translation:
1.
Dresser: "What are we doing today?"
Tomo: "Just the usual please."

2.
Dresser: "I'll bet you're really popular, huh Miss Takino?"
Tomo: "Nope, not at all."
Dresser: "Oh, you lie. I'm actually really jealous."
Tomo thoughts: "This is the first time in 3 months I've chatted with anyone outside my family..."
3.
Dresser: "I wish I was as cute and friendly as you Miss Takino."
Dresser: "As long as I didn't come on too strong, I'm sure I would be popular."
4.
Tomo: "What!?"
Tomo: "Do I 'come on too strong'?"

bump

Help yourself if you have the urge.

>>199711
Holy fuck!
What happened to your finger?

>>199718
Cat probably didn't take too kindly to him when he was shown a tattoo of Tomo on a erect penis.

>>199711 and >>200577
gave me a brilliant idea!
I'm having those swirly things tattood on my thumbs!

>>199711
Tomo looks weird with a 5 o'clock shadow.

>>200610
Being a bonkura is hard work. Sometimes she's so busy she has no time to shave!

I wonder what her pits look like...

>>199711
Does anyone know what the text above the tattoo says?

Something along this line i'd imagine.

>>200620
Oh god...
Look, I love Nagato as much as the next guy (more than the next guy even) but there's such a thing as "subtlety"...

>>200621
There's also such a thing as "show accuracy".

>>200621
If you're as big a Nagato fan as everybody else, you're too big a Nagato fan.

>>200625
Let's not misinterpret what big might mean here...

>>200625
Are you saying one can love Nagato too much?
I don't believe it.

So who the hell is Nagato?

>>200645
Yuki Nagato, the stoic alien android bookworm from the Haruhi Suzumiya series. >>200620 is Nagato.

>>200645

Welcome to anime. Enjoy your stay.

>>200620

It's a very well done tattoo, by the way.

>>200645 You have got to be trolling.

...

>>202599
Tomo: "I've gotta start making plans for the end of the year." (Christmas, and Comiket, and then...)
Osaka: "What about plans with your boyfriend?"
Tomo: "Umm..."

>>202605
Who are you calling "boyfriend"?

>>202640
You mean Tomo's the man of the relationship?

>>202650

perhaps it's a mystery lover since she's a self proclaimed "bi king"

>>204727
Is that from the Osaka Expo special?

>>204727

>>204727
Hey, has this been scanned and translated?
You wouldn't happen to have more of these, would you?

>>204755
As officially unofficial hidamari translator over on the other site, I spun through and did Aoki Umes chapter.
I also scanned another chapter but haven't translated it. In fact I haven't done anything to the scans, they're raw as raw gets.

Umes chapter: http://www.mediafire.com/?wjj2zzykimz
The other chapter (It's a Kaorin chapter): http://www.mediafire.com/?mkz2iu22jzi

>>204758
Have you got the raw of the Aoki Ume chapter?

>>204759
Here we go:
http://www.mediafire.com/?mhtmziyztn0

Included are big raws for reading and smaller levelled raws for writing (the size is to match the other hidamari chapters).

Please note: I suck at translating so expect to find mistakes.

>>204763
Oh, one thing you'll notice is that Ume uses the wrong kanji for "Sakaki".
I couldn't actually work out what the kanji she uses actually is, seems to be too obscure for my terrible skills.

>>204764
Thanks.
It's actually the same kanji, it's just that the middle radical is written in a different style (the style usually depends on where that radical appears in the compound).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_113
Different fonts will show it compound different ways, but the most common way to write it is 榊. I can't recall which fonts display it the other way.

The strokes for the middle radical are basically the same, one is just more shorthand looking than the other. ネ vs. 示

>>204763
I like your translation of the "Always had tupperware" on page 6. I was having a hard time figuring out what Kagura meant by that, but I think your translation captures the intended meaning quite well (at least that seems to be the most likely meaning after I saw what you had written).

>>204768
Yeah took me a bit but I realised what she meant was that she had plain tupperware containers rather than cute themed bento-boxes or the like.

>>204768
Tappa means height.
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%9F%E3%81%A3%E3%81%B1

usually the students stand in order of height.

>>204780
Yeah see that makes perfect sense, combined with the "Always at the end of the line".
So it should be "Always at the tall end when lined up" sort of thing. I just thought that the fact that they were lining up by height was implied.
/me makes notes.

Told you I suck :)

>>204758
Thanks a lot for these.

Azumanga in Ume's style is so cute I think I lost a couple of fillings.

>>204780
Yeah, I also figured out the part about being in line by order of height was implied. Oh well, at least it's less confusing now.

I never would have figured that out on my own though... none of my dictionary references include 立っ端.

>>200630
いいお尻

See Yomi, THIS is how you wear glasses!

>>206423
And stockings.

>>206424
I'd hate to think she's wearing Yomi's underwear, too, but I wouldn't put it past her.

>>206431
Yomi doesn't wear underwear.

>>206423
>>206432
Whelp, I'm gonna go fap now.

>>206433
Have fun.

>>206433
Can I watch?

>>206437
Sure as long as you dress as tomo or yomi.

>>206448
I'm a little too tall for them.
How about Kimura?

>>206450
as long as you keep your mouth open.