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592089 No.210066     Report  

"Sakaki-san is so cool"
Its a phrase we've all heard before dozens of times.
There is no contesting that fact, Sakaki is unquestionably cool; very, very cool; however, exactly how cool is she?
James Dean cool? As cool as The Fonz? Miles Davis? How about Crocket and Tubbs, is Sakasi-san as cool as the combined sugoi of that power-cool duo?
Lets quantify how cool Sakaki is...

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This cool.

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>>210067
Sakaki is vanilla, but not vanilla ice

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>>210069
Are you denying that Sakaki can rock the mic like a vandal, light up the stage, and wax a chump like a candle?

  No.210077   Report                
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Kaorin should drop the zero and get with the hero.

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Sakaki is as cool as half a Torako.

What I'm saying is, Torako is equal in coolness to two Sakakis.

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>>210078
If you said Torako = two Kools, I might accept that.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnjkb4q6FKU

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>>210089
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBn4-CyQGDs

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Cool enough to make you-know-who go full on lesbian...

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>>210114
Chiyo?

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>>210115

Nooohhhh....

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>>210124
No, I'm pretty sure it's Chiyo. How can you look at that face and not think she's some degenerate tribade?

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>>209110

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>>210140

Read that as "How can you look at that face and not think she's some dirigible?"

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>>210140
I agree, definitely Chiyo. I thought so before, but after she tricked Sakaki into spending the night with her, so she could, you know..., I was totally sure.

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>>210145
vc:beatting
its what i'll probably get for reposting anime expanision's images here

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Even fatty lovers hate Anime Expansion.

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Sakaki-san, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

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>>210115
Just...wow.
>>210150
Come on man, really? Let's post some nice Chiyo-Chan images...

"Says Azunyanymous as he passes over one of the dirtiest images he has in his Anime folder..."

  No.210162   Report                

>>210161
now you've piqued my interest.
could you post that image in the NSFW /azu/?
http://fetish.iiichan.net/res/52.html

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>>210162
It's probably Four Leaf Lover.

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>>210165

>Four Leaf

Did someone say Q-Feuille? Because I think I heard someone say Q-Feuille ('Four Leaf' in French).

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>>210162
Sorry for the late response. Yeah, just let me find it again.

  No.210185   Report                

Ah crap,scratch that. Can't post lolis on there. sorry :-(

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>>210173

>Q-Feuille ('Four Leaf' in French)

Almost. More like 'F-leaf' in French.

(Courtesy sage.)

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>>210155 It's true! I hate animexpansion.

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>>210145
Chiyo-chan, why are you flying?

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>>210266
I'm ten years old!

  No.210275   Report                

Dammit, I still don't get that joke. What is it even supposed to mean?

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>>210275

It's not a joke, the thread is trying to figure out how cool Sakaki is.

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>>210278

I know the answer already, so don't bother.

vc:muve

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>>210275

I always figured it was just some good old Japanese Zen, like "What is Buddha?" "Three pounds of flax."

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>>210330
You just blew my mind.

Seriously, viewing it from that perspective puts it in a whole new context rather than just a random joke like Chiyo's Dad's "I wish I were a bird."

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Yeah, that makes perfect sense now.

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Someone would like to have a word with you all.

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Osaka's dreams reveal that she believes all 10 year olds should be able to fly, She asks 'Why are you flying?' and the logical answer is 'I'm ten years old'. This, to Osaka, is enough reason to discontinue the line of questioning.

This is undeniable proof that, at age ten, Osaka had the ability to fly.

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sakaki is now twice as cool

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>>210371
I think the coolness of smoking equates to a Sakaki. If she smoked out her ass that might add her a few points, but maybe not enough to make difference.

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>>210359

If they remade that today, it'd have to be all-moe. Tomo in James Garner's role. Kagura doing Charles Bronson's. And, of course, instead of Donald Pleasance, Chiyo-chan. And it's well known Yukari can't speak German--how far is she going to get?!

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>>210373
For some reason I'm imagining something akin to Strike Witches.

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>>210373
I just imagined that scene where they get discovered by the Gestapo officer saying 'You speak good German' with Yukari and Nyamo.

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>>210359
>>210373
>>210376
>>210377

fanfic time?

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>>210076
No.

We're implying she can do that better than Vanilla Ice.

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>>210684
I doubt that.
When Vanilla Ice plays a dope melody, anything less than the best is a felony.
He's quick to the point to the point, no faking, and he cooks MCs like a pound of bacon.

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>>210690
But you forget.

Take heed 'cause Sakaki's a lyrical poet.
Japan's on the scene just in case you didn't know it.
'Cause her style's like a chemical spill,
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel.

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"Sakaki-san is so cool, i wish i could film her all day long!"
"B-but Tomoyo-chan ..."

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>>210731
Gawd, Sakaki already has ONE stalker!!!

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Sakaki is this cool.

VC: spayer

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>>210809
I'd give her a dose of Dr. Dice's Two-Ball Compound, if you know what I mean.


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