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 No.769[Reply]

Dear /azu/:

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison. Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.
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 No.788

>>785
Weird sex is the best kind

 No.792

>>788
Now that I think about it, I couldn't say that I've ever had "weird" sex. Never done truly kinky stuff with any partner.
Maybe there are weirds forms of sex that would be fun, but I don't think Osaka would be into any of them. Sex with Osaka would be weird in a bad way.

 No.793

>>792
I think she would enjoy watersports, and her reaction to having her anus tongued would be the best.

 No.794

>>793
>watersports
>anus tongued
Ew. No thanks.
I don't think Osaka would be into that, and I'm definetely not.
I've only done anal a few times, and only because the girl I was with wanted it and insisted, and I kinda hated it.
I personally prefer not to involve the butt with sex.
And I don't wanna play with pee.

 No.795

>>794
>I put my penis in a girl's butt and I kinda hated it
this may be the gayest post I've ever read on the internet


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 No.789[Reply]

My osaka plushies came in today

 No.790

I know you must be thinking about cutting a hole in the crotch and replacing the stuffing with PB&J then fucking it but don't do it. Even if you use sugar-free jelly and low carb peanut butter it will still attract lots of ants, flies and other bugs. Your dream of having a PB&J filled fuckable Osaka doll will quickly turn into a nightmare as she is eaten alive by bugs and your house becomes infested with thousands of bugs. Do your research and look for something safe that's squishy and slippery to fill her with instead.

 No.791

>>790
average coomer


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 No.775[Reply]

>blocks your path
your response?

 No.777

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 No.682[Reply]

Man, I love crossovers.
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 No.698

TF2 had an Azu mod? I was only aware of the Touhou, FemClasses and MLP ones.

 No.701

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>>698
I actually started the mod in VRChat of all places. It was a crossover to show Azumanga to more people and to get TF2's gun to work ingame too.
I only made it a mod once VRC thinks my avatars are crashing the game, which I later fixed.

 No.702

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>>684
This one is for Pre-Fortress 2, which has Sakaki and Myamo.
https://gamebanana.com/mods/505636

 No.749

>>682
Geez I still remember when TF2 modding was still big and gamebanana was absolutely king for it, kind of died with community servers after meet your match though...

 No.758

>>749
Sucks that most viewmodel mods are broken, since they combined viewmodels and worldmodels into one single model


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 No.706[Reply]

So, were they fucking?
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 No.727

I suspect the reason people are viscerally disgusted by seeing male gays but not lesbians is because male gays have always been butt-plague carriers because of the poop sex they engage in. Soap and modern medicine are recent inventions and even today you can't trust gays to actually use any of them, they often prefer to bareback that shit funnel without even cleaning it out with an enema first, not that enemas help all that much. I don't want to hear about ancient sheep intestine condoms, you know most gays weren't using those. The main reason male circumcision has been so popular for thousands of years is because you never know which kid is going to grow up to be a buttfairy and telling boys to voluntarily come to the hospital to get the tip of their penis cut off as soon as they discover they're gay is like telling stray dogs to come to the vet to get neutered, so billions of boys have their penis mutilated almost always without anesthetic just because a small percentage of them will grow up to be fudgepackers prone to getting shit particles stuck under their foreskin.

It says my post is too long, it's not that long it's only two paragraphs.

 No.728

Part 2:

Girls are taught from an early age to be careful to not get poopoo in their vaginas by wiping from front to back so lesbians usually have the sense to not dip their fingers in the honey jar after they've been in the chocolate jar. Even the most degenerate lesbians that go elbow deep in the ass like they're trying to retrieve a lost ring or something still have two hands, so they can allocate five fingers for the pink and five for the stink. This likely explains why Azuma and Barasui chose to put a bit of lesbianism in their manga but no faggotry, because most people would be disgusted if the 5-2 teacher was lusting after Sasazuka the way Nobue does with Ana and Matsuri. If Kaorin, Sakaki, Nobue, Ana and Matsuri have a full-blown lesbian orgy together it's not going to create a plague of AIDS and 15 other STDs as long as nobody goes ass to mouth.

 No.729

While I'm personally not against homo rights at all, I'm really glad that this kind of discussion can be had here.
Most places where Azu is discussed would've just had people wanting to "shoo out the nazis."

 No.738

>>729
Civil Discussion about this is good even if I disagree on homosexuality myself, you sadly don't see this level of tolerance towards discussion as much anymore.

 No.746

i like tomboys


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 No.488[Reply]

After about 500 hours with the colorize mask tool in Krita using eyedropped colors from the anime I've colored about 20% of a page. Only about 1450.8 more pages to go until Ichigo Mashimaro is in full color!
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 No.695

>>691
>>694
https://archive.is/hQbsV
And here's what it was quoting, directly from a mangaka: https://twitter.com/Saitamagoated/status/1777498362922909896

Also fuck off with your AI slop claims.

 No.699

>>687
>99.9% of mangaka don't like this
>source: twitter user with pronouns in bio
>>695
AI art is almost perfect, as soon as it can figure out how to draw fingers and a few other things better then all manga can be remastered by AI and most new manga can just be made by AI.

 No.700

No AI-generated images. Thanks.

 No.705

>>700
What? Is that a rule?
Not even AI of characters relevant to the board?

 No.744

>>705
Personally I'd prefer not to see AI slop here, especially if it's instead of real artwork by real people of which there's a vast and ever-growing amount. If multiple others highly object to this, feel free to discuss in >>1.


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 No.733[Reply]

Have any of those ever been scanlated? If yes, where can I get them?

 No.734

No idea, I didn't even know it.
Looks wholesome and cute, so I wanna read it too whatever it is.

 No.735

cant find that one, the others are in japanese.

https://e-hentai.org/?f_search=laputa+empire

 No.736

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>>735
Oh well, kinda sad since i wanted to see Yotsuba&! characters interacting with the Azumanga ones, yet still better than nothing, and some of the panels are funny even without understanding any of the text.

 No.739

>>735
We need someone to translate these! Would love to read them

 No.743

>>739
Learn Japanese


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 No.719[Reply]

.

 No.725

CUTE!

...but I don't get it...

 No.730

>>725
Liverpool fan cheering on chelsea to beat everton tonight!

 No.731

>>730
Oh, that explains it!
Thanks. It specially explains why I didn't get it at first. I'm 0% into football.

 No.737

>>731
Football is yotsubas favorite sport ya know....


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 No.650[Reply]

you're all big fags
be ashamed
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 No.667

>>666
>666
>a man and a child making love
>if both consent to it and do it privately then absolutely no harm is done
I wonder who made this post...

 No.668

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>>666

 No.669

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>>666
>man and a child
MOOOODDDDDSSSSSSS

 No.693

>>666 (Fitting digits.)
You lead them them back to here you bastard!

 No.732

>>667
maybe he's this guy from 2006
https://old.sage.moe/b/thread/6670215


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 No.713[Reply]

>"He put that creepy lesbian in her place, it's what he did! He was a great teacher, father and husbando! And in this house Kimura-sensei is a hero! End of the story!"

 No.714

legendary thread


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