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2023-09-07: Archives of the threads containing translations of Azuma's tweets are now on /archive/

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 No.786[Reply]

SAKAKI NOOOO!!! STOP MOLESTING TOMO! SHE'S TOO OLD TO HAVE ANY ADRENOCHROME!!
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 No.799

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Isn't Sakaki just 14, as is Tomo?
I don't know about adrechrome, but if children have it, shouldn't 14 year old girls have it too? Maybe they have less of it, but they have it. Right?

If that thing even exists, which I doubt.
And if it does, Sakaki should just take it from Chiyo.

 No.800

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>>799
Adreno​chrome being an elixir of yo​uth or even a way to get really hi​gh is a myth, the real way is with a loli's po​op. This is why everyone is so inexpli​cably obsessed with loli but​ts even though it's so tab​oo. This is why sites like Gelb​ooru ban scat while allowing far more disgusting stuff like gu​ro and fut​anari, to coverup the truth about the prob​iotic de-a​ging and inte​nse euph​oric effects of cons​uming Chiyo and Osaka's poo​p. The mo​ds of this very board will probably dele​te this post under the guise of it being "gross" or "schiz​ophrenic" but that's just more proof the gover​nment doesn't want you to know about lo​li po​op.

 No.801

>>800
>800 get
>it's about how cool it is to eat feces
Not sure if you're a glowie or something trying to psyop, or you're just gayer than everyone else who has used /azu/.

 No.802

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>>801
Maybe the real psyop is portraying heterosexual anime girls in lesbian relationships to trick you into fantasizing about jerking off in a corner while watching them, instead of fantasizing about them being your harem like a normal healthy man does while watching anime. Do you think Kimura fantasizes about Kaori having gay sex with Sakaki? No, he wants to save her from that dead-end life of degeneracy by adding her to his harem and eventually impregnating her, and if something involving poop happens in that bedroom is it so wrong?

 No.803

>>802
No normal healthy man wants to eat shit.


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 No.740[Reply]

Yotsuba and Miu are both on the cover of the upcoming issue:
https://dengekidaioh.jp/blog/30th_news/entry-10976.html
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 No.747

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Found the Yotsuba-Only version from the FB Group "Yotsubato Pureposting"

 No.750

>>747
>.jpg

 No.751

>>750
first time seeing a file format or something?

 No.752

>>747
Cute art.

 No.797

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 No.769[Reply]

Dear /azu/:

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison. Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.
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 No.788

>>785
Weird sex is the best kind

 No.792

>>788
Now that I think about it, I couldn't say that I've ever had "weird" sex. Never done truly kinky stuff with any partner.
Maybe there are weirds forms of sex that would be fun, but I don't think Osaka would be into any of them. Sex with Osaka would be weird in a bad way.

 No.793

>>792
I think she would enjoy watersports, and her reaction to having her anus tongued would be the best.

 No.794

>>793
>watersports
>anus tongued
Ew. No thanks.
I don't think Osaka would be into that, and I'm definetely not.
I've only done anal a few times, and only because the girl I was with wanted it and insisted, and I kinda hated it.
I personally prefer not to involve the butt with sex.
And I don't wanna play with pee.

 No.795

>>794
>I put my penis in a girl's butt and I kinda hated it
this may be the gayest post I've ever read on the internet


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 No.789[Reply]

My osaka plushies came in today

 No.790

I know you must be thinking about cutting a hole in the crotch and replacing the stuffing with PB&J then fucking it but don't do it. Even if you use sugar-free jelly and low carb peanut butter it will still attract lots of ants, flies and other bugs. Your dream of having a PB&J filled fuckable Osaka doll will quickly turn into a nightmare as she is eaten alive by bugs and your house becomes infested with thousands of bugs. Do your research and look for something safe that's squishy and slippery to fill her with instead.

 No.791

>>790
average coomer


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 No.753[Reply]

Hello /azu/!
I want to make a flash parody of Azumanga Daioh.
Give me your silliest, funniest, or downright hilariously offensive ideas.
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 No.757

>>753
Osaka executing tiktok zoomers

 No.759

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>>753
you just know he has to be in it...

 No.760

Chiyo and Osaka: the most unexpected but hottest possible yuri pairing

 No.763

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>>754
Excellent idea. Nu-"fans" would probably try to flame me if I do that, though.
>>757
Based. That can probably be an easter egg.
>>759
>>760
I could combine those two to make an adaptation of pic rel.

 No.781

>>754
>Osaka, Tomo and Kagura trade heads
Funny, but how?
Just magic?
They wake up one day like that?


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 No.780[Reply]

"404 girl" ROFL xD

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 No.775[Reply]

>blocks your path
your response?

 No.777

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 No.764[Reply]

This pic is SFW if you don't clic on it.
So, why would you clic on it?

If you see the NSFW part, is that your fault or mine?
Shouldn't you be the one banned if you clic it, instead of me?
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 No.766

>>764
The bare of responsibility comes on the person who posts it because they're making the option available, the NSFW option is entirely unavailable if the Original Poster doesn't post the gif that gives people the option to see what content is not appropriate.

 No.767

>>766
>The bare of responsibility comes on the person who posts it because they're making the option available
Then God should be banned. Right?
Not me, God. He gave us eyes to see NSFW content, and fingers to clic the mouse, and electrons.

 No.768

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 No.770

>>767
What kind of anaology is this? God gave you the ability to draw and make multiple frames of that NSFW gif but doesn't encourage it, hence the free will involved.

 No.771

>>770
Well, if God knew I was gonna post that and also He can't be wrong, then I didn't choose to do it.


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 No.682[Reply]

Man, I love crossovers.
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 No.698

TF2 had an Azu mod? I was only aware of the Touhou, FemClasses and MLP ones.

 No.701

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>>698
I actually started the mod in VRChat of all places. It was a crossover to show Azumanga to more people and to get TF2's gun to work ingame too.
I only made it a mod once VRC thinks my avatars are crashing the game, which I later fixed.

 No.702

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>>684
This one is for Pre-Fortress 2, which has Sakaki and Myamo.
https://gamebanana.com/mods/505636

 No.749

>>682
Geez I still remember when TF2 modding was still big and gamebanana was absolutely king for it, kind of died with community servers after meet your match though...

 No.758

>>749
Sucks that most viewmodel mods are broken, since they combined viewmodels and worldmodels into one single model


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 No.1[Reply]

Hello world, as they say!
I tried to set up a new (imageboard-based) home for /azu/ after it died, mostly as a test. We'll see if this gets used or not.
I'm trying to get ahold of archives of the old site now. I don't think I can import them here but I could host them statically (read-only). Let's hope it's successful.
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 No.516

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thank you for your service

 No.709

I got told site ownership changed recently, who owns this website now?

 No.726

>>709
The Green Party, the Russian mafia, and NAMbLA.

 No.745

>>709
Me. :^)
I guess technically it changed ownership, sure, but more like it's just a different site built from the ground-up after the old one went down due to domain expiry & bot spam. But I wanted to (try to) retain some sort of community here in an imageboard format which I much prefer to a Discord server. Unfortunately 99% of posts from the old site weren't able to get backed up in any capacity (previous iterations/domains before that though are available).

 No.748

>>745
Oh I thought THIS site changed ownership and you had stepped down, nevermind then :D


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